The Heaven’s Jailer

"I've been pregnant for thirty years, my dear, you are better than the third prince Nezha." Liu Lang remembered that Nezha had only been pregnant for three years and six months.

"Nezha's mother was a mortal at the time, how can she compare with my mother." The little friend said very stinkingly.

"Which immortal is your mother?" Liu Lang asked.

"Great Immortal? You underestimate our family background too much. Ask me, brothers, whose parents are not powerful above the Golden Immortal? My mother is the famous Yuhong Tianzun in the Heavenly Court. Are you afraid? If you are afraid, give me I knelt on the ground and sang conquest, from now on, this fairy prison is my decision."

The little friend who seemed to be the leader walked up to Liu Lang with great determination, pulled the stool next to Liu Lang to his buttocks, and sat down on his back.

"Damn it! Sure enough, it's exactly as Wang Dahammer said, these little friends are crazy!" In this fairy prison, if Liu Lang can't cure a group of children, then he won't have to mess around in the future.

"I don't know your honorable name?" Liu Lang asked with a smile.

"Chen Sansan, you can just call me Brother Sansan from now on." Sitting on the stool, Chen Sansan already regarded himself as the master of the mortal prison.

It was the same in the Heavenly Court, as long as the name of the mother was reported, all the big and small immortals would have to stop cooking. The Heavenly Venerable was a super powerful person who surpassed the Golden Immortals, and there were not many in the entire Heavenly Court.

The little jailer in front of him is just a mortal, and he didn't get scared when he heard the words Yuhong Tianzun, which is considered pretty good.

"Brother Thirty...very good!" Liu Lang sneered, and the stool under Chen Sansan's buttocks flew away, and it was conceivable that Chen Sansanyi's butt fell to the ground, and he was sealed off. , no different from ordinary people, this fall was a bit heavy, and tears flowed out.

"My biggest hobby is to bully little friends!" Liu Lang showed an evil smile on his face, and then with a thought, a rope flew in front of him, directly tied Chen Sansan into rice dumplings, and then Liu Lang picked it up. Chen Shisan was directly thrown into the next cell.

"Liu Lang, you dare to treat me like this. I will tell my mother that you will never be reborn." Although he was tied up, Chen Shisan still refused to accept it.

Liu Lang was unmoved, he stretched out his hand to take off his shoes, and then took off the two wet socks. That's right, Liu Lang's feet were sweaty, and it was normal for the socks to be a little wet. With a ball in his hand, Liu Lang came directly to Chen Sansan, stretched out his hand, and stuffed the stinky sock into Chensan's mouth.

Chen Sansan quickly rolled his eyes, obviously suffocated by the socks.

Then Liu Lang clapped his hands, stood up, and smiled at the other children, "Chen Shisan questioned my authority, Brother Lang, so I decided that I would punish him for three days of confinement and not allow him to eat. Are you going on a hunger strike with Brother Thirty, or Follow me, Brother Lang, to eat and drink spicy food, it depends on your own performance."

The so-called arresting the thief first captured the king, and subdued the leader of the gang of young criminals, Chen Shishi. Liu Lang didn't believe that other children could cause any trouble.

Sure enough, after a moment of silence, some people began to stand in line again.

"Brother Lang is mighty, I will hang out with Brother Lang from now on."

"Actually, I've been unhappy with Chen Shisan for a long time!"

"Brother Lang, what does it mean to be popular and drink spicy food? Is there wine to drink? Can children in the world drink alcohol?"

Once there is the first, there will be the second. After a while, Chen Shisan's ten or so hardcore younger brothers all defected to Liu Lang.

Chen Sansan was so angry that he glared at Liu Lang fiercely. If eyes could kill, Liu Lang would have died a hundred times. Unfortunately, his hands and feet were tied and his mouth was blocked by smelly socks, so he couldn't vent his anger at all. .

"Since you call me Brother Lang, then naturally I can't treat you badly." Liu Lang went directly to Zhu Dachang, picked up the dishes he was good at, and cooked a whole table.

Then Liu Lang deliberately placed the table outside Chen Sansan's cell,

The smell of the food passed through the iron bars and unscrupulously got into Chen Shisan's nostrils.

Liu Lang and a group of children ate and drank so much that Chen Shisan's eyes turned green. He was in the stage of growing his body, and after being sealed with immortal power, he was more likely to be hungry than an adult fairy.

A whole day has passed since he was caught and sent to this mortal prison. During this day, Chen Sansan hadn't eaten any water, and his chest was already on his back. At this time, he saw Liu Lang and the others feasting. After drinking, the hunger suddenly soared.

"Small sample, let's see how long you can last!" Liu Lang glanced at Chen Shisan out of the corner of his eye.

Soon, the children were full. Liu Lang waved his hand and asked them to find the cell they wanted to live in, and which cell they wanted to live in.

"Woooo..." Chen Sansan shook his head, as if he wanted to say something.

"What, are you convinced? Are you going to kneel on the ground and sing conquest?" Liu Lang walked into the cell and took the stinky sock out of Chen Shisan's mouth.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..." As soon as the socks were gone, Chen Shisan couldn't help throwing up.

It took a long time to finish vomiting, he raised his head and straightened his neck and said, "Son of Tianzun, how can you give in so easily!"

"That's it! Very good!" Liu Lang stuffed the sock into Chen Shisan's mouth again.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Chen Shisan wanted to cry, but he didn't intend to play tricks with Liu Lang and let it go. Before he had said anything serious, his mouth was blocked again, which was so depressing.

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart if you have something to say. Brother Lang doesn't have that much time to waste with you. If you want to mention your mother's name outside, I'll just stuff this sock into your ass." Liu Lang viciously Said.

Chen Shisan suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum.

"Okay, let's get down to business." Chen Shisan didn't dare to play tricks anymore.

In fact, it's not that Liu Lang is not afraid of Chen Shisan's mother, but that he doesn't know what level Tianzun is.

Just like when you tell Old Wang, who is frying deep-fried dough sticks on the street, that my younger brother is Zuckerberg, Old Wang will definitely ask Zuckerberg in a bewildered expression whether any ethnic minority sells soy milk.

The two sides are not from the same world at all.

"I'm hungry, and I want to eat. In exchange, I can give you a golden pill." Chen Sansan expressed his thoughts.

"Golden pill? What kind of golden pill?" Liu Lang regained his energy immediately. Last time, Wang Dahammer gave him a marrow-washing and tendon-washing pill, which made him reach the body-hardening state. If he had another one, he might be able to cross another realm. . At that time, if he fought Wu Shang again, Wu Shang would be beaten every minute.

"I don't know what kind of golden pill it is. I picked it up when I smashed it into the furnace of Taishang Laojun's pill." Chen Shisan said.

"The Golden Pill of the Supreme Lord?" Liu Lang was overjoyed. It was rumored that Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, ate the elixir of the Supreme Lord, and then practiced it in the alchemy furnace. He had sharp eyes and could see the true nature of all monsters and ghosts. Xiang, I don’t have high requirements, as long as I can see through ordinary people, for example, what color is a beautiful woman’s underwear, and whether the panties are T-shaped or C-shaped. Thinking about it, I feel excited. To describe it in an ancient poem, it is really full of gardens. Spring can't be closed, a red apricot comes out of the wall!

"I did this deal!"

After giggling for three seconds, Liu Lang untied Chen Sansan's rope, and then cooked a table of dishes for Chen Sansan himself. Chen Sansan was full, burped, and took out the A golden elixir.

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