If a normal person were to encounter such a situation, he would definitely panic.
But Lu Ming is a time traveler, and he knows how to deal with such a situation.
"System? Is it you?"
"What is a system? Can it be eaten?"
Lu Ming finally heard it clearly, and the voice even sounded familiar.
Suppressing his inner excitement, he nervously said goodbye to the principal.
"Wait, take this with you."
Principal Wang stuffed him with a silver card.
This is not a duel card, but a door card to enter the third floor of the library.
After receiving the door card, Lu Ming came to the bathroom.
After knocking on all the doors and making sure that no one was squatting, he spoke:
"Who? Who is talking?"
"It's me!"
A card came out of Lu Ming's clothes and floated in front of his eyes.
"You... you can move?"
"..."
Lu Ming knew the source of the voice, and his tense heart relaxed instantly.
The unknown is always the most terrifying.
Seeing that it was a card that was talking, he looked at the other party curiously.
A mature and beautiful beauty was drawn in the card.
Her skin was as white as cream, her nose was small, and her lips were pink and moist...
"Fuck!"
"Why does she look so much like Wang Shiya?"
The beauty in the card.
She looked exactly like Wang Shiya.
However, the beauty in the card had a mature charm.
Her eyes were not clear, but cold.
The arrogance that was cold to the bone and the feeling of keeping people away from her.
"Is this her mother or her sister?"
Who is this?
Why did she appear on me?
Just now, looking at the expressions of Principal Wang and Director Li, it seemed that they did not hear her speak.
This voice was only heard by me.
"Sister, who are you?"
"Who am I? I don't know."
"Where are you from?"
"I don't know."
"Where are you going?"
"I don't know."
Well, she knows nothing, like a fool.
"I'm hungry."
She can even get hungry in the bathroom, what a talent!
"I'll take you to eat after school."
"What do you want to eat? Order whatever you want. Lao Deng got 10,000 gold coins today."
"But I can only take you to the cake shop because I have to pay back the money."
Lu Ming slapped his head hard.
"I forgot that you are a card."
"You should eat energy crystals..."
Energy crystals!
When Lu Ming thought of this, his mind was instantly clear.
He suppressed the anger in his heart.
He asked tenderly: "Hey, sister, how long have you been with me?"
"Not long, about two months."
The tone of the beautiful woman's voice was neither cold nor indifferent.
"I was wondering, it's you!"
After his mother passed away, Lu Ming became an orphan.
He now lives in the home of Lin Wan, his aunt's college classmate.
Lin Wan became a hands-off shopkeeper and asked him to help look after the store.
As a result, nearly two hundred energy crystals were "lost" in the store for no reason.
He found the police and searched the entire card store.
He watched the surveillance cameras in the store and on the road seven hundred and eighty-six times.
But he still couldn't find out which thief stole it.
Well, it became a headless case.
Although sister Lin Wan didn't ask him to pay, Lu Ming felt bad and insisted on paying.
The lowest level of first-level energy crystals, one is five hundred.
Two hundred, that's one hundred thousand.
Well, one pays one and doesn't say a word.
One hundred thousand, where can he, a poor student, earn it?
Now that the thief has finally been caught, he must be severely punished!
No, don't rush to punish, I haven't asked yet.
It would be embarrassing if it wasn't eaten by others.
Lu Ming smiled and said in a very gentle tone:
"Sister, did you eat the energy crystal in the card shop?"
"Yes!" The card beauty said in a slightly disgusted tone: "It's just not very delicious."
"Report to eat???"
Lu Ming was completely angry, holding the cards with both hands and stuffing them into his mouth.
"I'll bite you to death!"
"Fuck, it's really Brother Ming!"
Wang Defa, a fat man in Class 3 of Senior 3, bent over and looked at Lu Ming's weird movements.
It was like looking at a gorilla saying that Yingge had passed away.
However, his emotion soon disappeared.
"No wonder Brother Ming is so awesome, he even studies cards when he goes to the toilet."
"This spirit of hard work is worth learning."
"Oh, I really don't know what those idiots in Class 3 are thinking!"
"Fuck, I think I'm also in Class 3..."
Wang Defa heard it so much that he silently said it in his mind for a while.
"But I didn't write my name on the petition, so I'm notStupid."
"The 'three classes' here don't include me. This sentence is well said and there is nothing wrong with it!"
"..."
I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air.
Two people in the room.
One was so embarrassed that he found a three-bedroom apartment in his shoes.
The other was crazy about self-PUA and felt good.
Everyone has a bright future.
"Hahaha."
The two laughed.
Lu Ming quickly took the card out of his mouth.
Wanted to explain to Wang Defa.
Unexpectedly, the other party gave him a look of "I understand".
Wang Defa thought to himself.
Isn't it just studying secretly in the toilet?
What's so embarrassing.
He raised his thumb and said to Lu Ming:
"Brother Ming, your spirit is worth learning for every student in our school."
After that, Wang Defa entered the bathroom and closed the gray door.
Leaving Lu Ming alone in the wind.
"Aren't you an old friend?"
"Why are you learning this! ”
"What's wrong? Someone stole your crystals?"
After hearing a TIMI, Lu Ming finally couldn't ask the question.
After being interrupted by Wang Defa, his mood was obviously not right now.
Go in and find the feeling!
"Da!"
Close the bathroom door.
Lu Ming fell into memories again.
She stole my crystals worth 100,000 yuan.
She even said they were not delicious.
Can you bear it?
I can't bear it!
Bite her!
"No!" The card beauty's tone became softer.
"I'm wrong, isn't it?"
"Your crystals are delicious. I was just kidding you."
"I..."
The point is whether it tastes good or not?
"Fuck you, you're pissing me off."
Lu Ming's nostrils were spitting out anger.
"You are sent by God to torture me! ”
“I thought the cards I made were depressing enough, but I didn’t expect this thing to be depressing too.”
“It’s okay, we don’t need to be afraid of any difficulties, just face her with a smile!”
Lu Ming tried his best but couldn’t force out a fake smile.
“I can’t laugh, I can’t laugh, hahaha!”
“? ? ?”
Wang Defa’s whole body tilted along with the phone.
“What’s going on?”
“Brother Ming was healed by the card? He laughed so happily.”
“Sure enough, this spirit of not fearing difficulties is worth learning for every one of us poor students.”
“Damn, we can still lose this!”
“One more billion.”
Next door, next door.
Lu Ming angrily put the card over the toilet.
“Believe it or not, I flushed you!”
“Brother, brother, don’t, don’t, we can talk about it. ”
“Do you know that you ate my 100,000 yuan and made me in debt at a young age?”
“I don’t know… No, I know.”
“Now, how are you going to compensate me?”
“Either I will marry you…”
“You are dreaming. You ate my crystal and you want to occupy my body?”
No matter who she is now, Lu Ming will make her pay a huge amount of compensation.
He wants to be an evil capitalist and a vicious exploiter.
“From what you said in the first sentence, it is easy to become a second-level card master in two months.”
“Ah, is it difficult?”
“No Versailles!”
“What does Versailles mean?”
“Don’t interrupt me. I’m not in the right mood again… You mean that card making is very powerful.”
“Not powerful, but I can do it at the second level.”
“…Give you two months, can I reach the second level?”
“Well, you have a good talent. The fifth level should be no problem.” ”
“Really?!” Lu Ming instantly felt as if a basin of warm water was poured on him, and he became extremely calm.
“Fake.”
Lu Ming’s fist hardened:
“I… this is not the time to be clever, believe it or not, I will rush you!”
“Ah, just a joke… wrong, wrong… level 5 is impossible, level 2 should be no problem.”
“Really?”
“Really, absolutely true, 100% sure.”
“Hehehe.” Lu Ming showed an evil smile.
You’d better not be Wang Shiya’s mother or sister, or her relative.
In that case, I can exploit you for the rest of my life, hahahaha.
“Hungry…”
The beauty card jumped in front of Lu Ming.
“You are really hungry, you can even eat in the toilet!”
“Hungry…”
Hearing her aggrieved voice, Lu Ming softened his heart and opened the black box he brought back from the principal’s office.
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