The Hero Who Troubles the Heroes

When winter comes, the animals on the prairie scrape the snow and eat the dead grass under the snow.

The snow this winter is much heavier than in previous years, and some animals can't get rid of the thick snow, so they can only migrate all the way to the south, where the snow layer is thinner.

A large group of prairie wild boars went south to eat and eat, and when they were found, they were less than four kilometers away from Charles' kitchen.

As in previous years, after getting the news, Ah Fu went to the adventurers' guild in the territory town to issue a task, asking the adventurers to clean up these guys.

If those monsters break through the extermination of the adventurers, they will be cleaned up by the Keven security guards hired by Charles.

Only this time, as soon as he sent out the task, he was immediately taken over by the team leader of Adventurer 3.1415926.

Ah Fu was speechless and could only watch Mrs. Future happily carrying a broom and running into the mountains.

In the maple forest, Diana was walking through the forest on a freshly made broom, and Charles, who was behind, looked a little hot.

Although his black chicken leg cane can sit on it and fly, but the flexibility is a lot worse. If the speed is too high, it will hit the wild boar, which is not comparable to the broom with vector thrust.

"It's not comparable." Charles shook his head, "The power of the law is indeed terrifying."

Reimu, who was sitting with him on the black chicken leg stick, ate popcorn and said, "How about you keep your hair long, tie a small braid on the left side, put on a maid's skirt, and wear a pointed circle on your head. cap……"

"Stop, stop!" Charles hurriedly interrupted him, "You are too involved in role-playing, you actually want me to cos Marisa, or you can soak in the water for a while."

Reimeng said, "Would you like to use your cos Master Xuan as a mount for me?"

Charles said with a black line: "I'll just continue with the cos tentacle monster."

"I'm curious, what did I do in a certain timeline to send you to the tentacles in the harem?"

"Believe it or not, the old lady took it out and it's bigger than you!" The hand knife that hit Tianling Gai answered him.

After a few more nonsense, they came to the top of the group of grassland wild boars.

Diana, who was sitting on a broomstick, took out a wand like a rolling pin and waved it a few times to test the feel.

"Give me some popcorn." Charles grabbed a handful of caramel-flavored popcorn from Reimu's bag, who was sitting side by side on a black chicken leg stick, and went into theater mode together.

“zéiliàngtang”

With the sound of the magic spell in the distance, a strong beam of light shot out from the top of the rolling pin, and several wild boars in the forest screamed, and then ran around like headless flies. died.

“yīfēichōngtiān”

A wild boar that was about to hit a tree was cursed and flew vertically into the air at a height of 100 meters, and then fell to its death.

"What the hell!" Reimu was stunned, "This is different from the novel and the movie!"

Charles asked curiously, "What's the difference?"

"It's alright." Reimu shook her head, "I thought it was wrong. After all, no one stipulates that spells must be in English."

Charles nodded and said: "Indeed, language is only an appearance in front of the law, the key is how the user contacts and uses it."

Under Diana's spell, another unlucky wild boar's tusks suddenly grew to more than three meters long, and another even more unlucky wild boar began to perform radio gymnastics with difficulty.

Charles had a toothache when he saw it, and couldn't help but sigh: "Compared with specialized magic, this kind of magic spell that gives the target a certain characteristic at the level of law is really eye-opening and hard to guard against."

Reimeng said: "Compared with the Demon Spiritualist, her spells are more delicate and flexible. Over the years, the development of the Word Spiritualist has been biased by the elemental magic, and it is more inclined to destroy... hemp. ...This move is terrifying to use on the battlefield, and it's no exaggeration to say that the Demon King is coming."

While the two of them were talking, Diana used the "Bone and Flesh Separation Charm", and the whole body of a wild boar flew away from the body.

Charles said depressedly: "In her hometown, this spell is used when cooking, especially when cooking fish."

After Diana came out of the chaotic hole that day, she immediately discovered that the magic from her hometown could be used with ease, not as jerky as before, and with less effort.

So, she immediately asked Charles and Reimu to help find materials and made a broom.

At first, Charles was worried that this kind of flying props would be too unconventional. Reimu said that flying props that can carry people are the same in this world as the limited edition luxury cars in his hometown. As long as they can fly, a pot is fine.

Reimu was also curious about what kind of broom Diana would make. After all, he also watched movies when he was on a business trip, so he helped find materials.

So after some tossing, a vector propulsion broom that can mount four rocket launchers or machine gun pods is ready.

"Evil door!"

This is Reimu's evaluation of this broom.

Just when Diana wanted to try other magic spells, Ah Fulai reported that a large group of wild boars had been found in the maple forest.

A green light suddenly appeared in front of the two audience members, and the sturdy wild boar king fell without saying a word.

Then there was another bright light, and the wild boar fell to the ground, screaming and twitching.

Then the third spell hit the wild boar, and the wild boar was in a trance, then turned his head and smiled at Charles and the others.

Charles had a toothache, which should be the three legendary unforgivable curses.

"Sure enough..." Reimu's expression became serious, "I had a hunch when I was watching the movie, these three spells and many spells have already involved my field."

"Fortunately we have a good relationship, otherwise it would be a lot of trouble."

Charles skillfully fiddled with the storage ring, then brought out a fragrant and crispy roast duck to serve.

Over there, Diana rode a broomstick through the forest, and while practicing the spell, she cleaned up the wild boars that were running away. Finally, after applying the floating spell, they were all **** with ropes and hung under the broom. Going back, it looks like a bunch of grapes from a distance.

After returning to the Adventurer's Guild and handing in the quest, Diana only wanted a few pigs weighing less than 20 pounds that were stunned, and the rest were distributed to the local residents in the name of Master Yi.

In the kitchen, Charles asked Diana, "Have you had a good time today?"

"Not bad~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Diana replied cheerfully, but her hands were not slow. The wild boar, which had already been lying down after a spell, had all lost its hair. After a flush of water, the second After the curse went down, the pig bones also came out.

In order not to scare the cooks, Charles gave them a few hours off and now handles today's prey himself.

The high-quality liquor infused with spices is drawn into a large syringe made of bamboo, and then squeezed through the carotid artery of the wild boar, filling the place where the bones were originally.

The wild boar marinated from the inside out is placed on the rack, and there is a large pot of boiling hot water on the side. The hot water is poured over the pig skin by spoonfuls until the pig skin tightens.

Brush pork rinds with vinegar and maple syrup and set aside to dry.

The next work can be done by the cooks. A piece of wild boar is spread out on the shelf, and the inner cavity is first roasted on a small fire on the charcoal fire. After an hour and a half, turn it over and roast the pig skin on a larger fire. About an hour on that side, wait until the pork rind is bubbly and cooked.

As the saying goes, early is worse than coincidence. When the whole White House was filled with the aroma of barbecue, Laika arrived with Farofa and Xia Luxia.