The Hero Who Troubles the Heroes

Where there is a big city, there must be lakes and rivers, and the wind by the river outside the city is cooler than that in the city.

He scooped up a handful of frozen river water with both hands and threw it on his face, making him sober a lot.

Just now, he almost gave Danya the Fa-rectification on the spot in the garden, but in the end he realized that something was wrong with him and ran away.

For this situation, he decided to seek advice from the elders.

"Ice Spear" and "Flame Excalibur" were finally released from the storage ring. The first thing Skadi and Rogge did after they came out of the little black house was to put him on the grass by the river and beat him. pause.

After learning about the experience of Boss Yi during this period of time, the two girls who reached the age of four figures immediately discovered the problem.

"It's definitely not normal at a glance." Skadi said, "If you were that kind of person, boss, Rogge would have given birth to a third child long ago."

Unexpectedly, Rogge did not fight with Skadi, but said seriously: "Actually, I was ready to be used as a plaything by the boss, but the boss is a slut, but he can usually handle it. He also kept his distance from us, so I was relieved."

"The boss's previous will chain is very strong, and it can restrain the instinct of the color embryo. Otherwise, Skadi will find me to learn the experience of raising children."

"But now it seems that the boss's will chain has been destroyed under the action of external force, and the color embryo's instinct is like a wild horse that is out of control."

Then Skadi pointed out the central idea: "It means that your brain is broken, boss, and the little tadpoles that were originally blocked are now in your brain."

After listening to Charles, he recalled the experience for a while, and then said helplessly: "It seems that I can't refute it."

Then he scratched his head and asked, "Is there any remedy?"

"I have a way," Roger said.

Charles asked her, "What is it?"

Rogge replied earnestly: "Sexual prosperity is a disaster, and it will be cut off for permanent governance."

Half a minute later, Charles, with the help of Skadi, put Roger on his lap, then took out the automatic spanking machine and ran it on the highest gear for two minutes.

"Don't mess around." Charles said with a dark face, "I'm serious."

"I'm serious too!" Rogge sat down on his knees on the grass, "Boss, you were originally a **** embryo, you used to be able to control it with self-control, but now you have problems with your brain, except for diverting your attention from drinking like Skadi. , then only cut it, anyway, it can grow back when needed."

Charles took a deep breath and suppressed his urge to hit someone.

Skadi suddenly asked, "Boss, are you tired of life on our planet?"

Charles was stunned, not knowing how to answer.

Skadi continued: "Among the sisters, I'm actually the laziest, so I can see that you want to live a lazy life the most."

"But you've been so nervous all the time that you don't dare to let go of drinking. You pretend to be drunk every time. It's boring."

"This time, you should take a vacation. No one asks you to do anything. You can do whatever you want."

"Anyway, the lady boss doesn't know, and we won't talk nonsense, so let's indulge once and treat it as stress relief."

"If you're afraid of Rogue talking too much, then accept her. Anyway, if you like a wife, she's also eligible."

Charles was lying on the grass, watching a huge empty island floating slowly and quickly from a distance, regardless of the two guys who were scrambling beside him.

After the two finished fighting, they found that the boss was still tangled there.

Skadi condensed an ice coin and threw it at him, saying, "If you are in trouble, throw a coin."

Charles raised the coin and looked at it, and the corner of his mouth twitched. The two sides of this simple coin were the words "heads" and "tails".

He tossed the silver coin high, then landed in his hand, reached out and touched it, and finally sighed deeply.

Then he asked the two of them, "I'll give you a vacation, you can go wherever you want to play."

After he finished speaking, he released two piles of gold coins as funds for them.

Rogge turned the Ole gold coins into gold bars and muttered to Skadi at the same time.

"Let's go to the boss's academy too."

"Okay, I haven't been a student for so many years!"

Charles told them the location of the Rescheier's house, and then they went through the formalities themselves.

Not long after the two left, the sky island that approached stopped nearby, blocking the sun.

Charles was in the shade, thinking about his own business.

He felt that the two of them made some sense. He had also seen people whose temperament changed after a head injury, and his change was probably related to the previous injury and amnesia.

The soft grass and the watery wind were very comfortable, and he fell asleep thinking about it.

What woke him up was the sound of arrows breaking into the wind.

Fifteen meters away, a huge python was stabbed in the eye by a sharp arrow and died on the spot.

A figure flew in the distance, a "hill elf" with long light blue hair wearing white clothes and trousers, holding a bow and arrow, and slowly falling beside Charles.

"You're fine..."

"Don't fall!"

"boom!"

Charles covered his face, and they kindly killed the python that approached him, but he was blown into the river by a potato mine that he had planted to prevent the monster from approaching.

"I'm so sorry!" said Charles in Elvish. "You're not hurt, are you?"

The elf girl was bombed into the water, her body was wet, and her clothes were torn a lot.

"I'm fine." The elf girl grabbed a two-finger-wide fish from her neckline. "I didn't expect you to set up a defense, and it's quite powerful."

Charles scratched his head embarrassedly, and then took out a set of spare hunting equipment of the elven royal family from the storage ring and placed it on the ice block made by casting spells. This suit was made by the epic tailor of the White House. Yes, it is used for more formal safari occasions of the elves.

It's just that the next official safari organized by the elf royal family is estimated to be during his menopause, and the tailors made it for him regardless of the matching clothes of the royal family, so it can only be stored in the storage ring as a reserve.

Because the clothes were too expensive, they were not set aside for the "Big Ivan" like other reserves.

Charles said: "This suit is barely suitable, you should change it first."

After finishing speaking, a circle of ice walls rose around to form the locker room.

After picking up the clothes, the elf girl gave a "huh", looked at it carefully for a long time, and thought about it before putting it on.

After she came out of the locker room, the "hill elf" who had removed the wet breastclothes became a "mountain elf".

"My name is Maya." The elf girl looked at Charles suspiciously. "Who are you? How can you have such clothes? Your elf accent is only found in the royal family."

Charles was stunned. Before he left Osmanthus City to study in Knowledge City, he followed the old lady who taught Elizabeth etiquette to learn etiquette for three years, and speaking is also one of etiquette. coming.

He has learned about the ancient history of the elves. Elizabeth and the others are strictly speaking belong to the wood elves branch of the elves, which are characterized by affinity with plants. The other branch is the black elves who are good at summoning. The elves of this planet are friendly to wind Wind Spirit.

Since Maya can perceive that there is something wrong with the patterns on the clothes, it means that she also understands these things.

At the same time, Charles also found that Maya's accent was very similar to his own.

He thought about it for a moment, then answered truthfully: "I came here from another planet because of an accident, where the wood elves live. My ancestors are related to the elves, and the queen and princess of the elves are very closely related to my family. Good. Now I'm apprenticed to the Elf Princess Elizabeth, and I have the audacity to become a member of the royal family."

Maya's mouth widened when she heard it~www.wuxiaspot.com~Charles expressed her understanding. If she met someone on the walk who said that Xu Fu was rescued by aliens after taking a boy and a girl to sea, he was their descendant. Now When I go back to my hometown to take a look, I have the same expression.

Of course, if the person asked him to borrow 5 bucks to go back to the aliens, he would call 110.

Charles stretched out his hand and showed him the elven royal ring on his hand.

Maya also stretched out her hand. She also had a ring on her hand. When the two rings approached, they glowed green and light blue respectively.

"So what you said is true." Maya shouted excitedly, "It's the same as what's written in the book!"

Charles was also startled, but he didn't expect this to be a member of the royal family here.

The two sides formally saluted each other with the etiquette of the elves, but the movements of the two seemed to be quite different.

They were stunned for a moment at the same time, and they all repeated the actions of the other party just now.

The last two laughed together.