The Homeless Man of Teyvat

Mondstadt, Aeolian Square.

Mondstadt is a free city, a land of poetry and wine. Here, you can always meet drunk, not drunk, and bards who are getting drunk.

They always hold the harp in their arms and sing songs they have written themselves or heard from elsewhere.

It is these poets or singers who make up one of the three major landscapes on the Aeolian Statue Square in Mondstadt: the singing bards.

It is worth mentioning that the other two major scenery are: the huge statue of the God of Wind, and the nuns under the statue of the God of Wind who lead the people to pray to Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind.

Today, there are still bards and nuns in the Fengshen Statue Square, but the difference is that the two bards, one green and one black, stand out so much that people can't help but look at them.

The green one plays the harp, the sound is soft, and the singing is lively, which makes people stop. Even if the harp stops and the singing stops, the aftertaste is still endless; the black one plays the suona, the sound is majestic, resounding throughout the world, making people's scalp numb, and the soul trembling for a long time. Unable to recover.

"Dear fellow citizens of Mondstadt, brothers and friends! I am Chen Tianfeng, from Liyue Port."

Chen Tianfeng put down the suona and hugged the audience around him. His eyes and tone were equally sincere: "When I first arrived in your place, I accidentally lost my money bag, so I thought of using my inherited suona skills to exchange for food. Please invite all fathers, fellow citizens, and brothers. Friends, if you have money, please support me, and if you don’t have money, please support me personally. I would like to thank you all!”

"Have mercy on us. Our Wind Poetry Band has had no income for two days and can't even afford dandelion wine." Wendy put down the harp, picked up the tray on the side very naturally, and looked at the surrounding audience with pitiful eyes. .

So all the audience present generously donated their money, and some even gritted their teeth and directly took out all the molas they were carrying. They not only made a bold appearance to show that it was just a small thing, but also put the molas into the tray extremely "gently".

In addition, many listeners also asked Wendy in a low voice whether the Liyue man named Chen Tianfeng had intimidated him and told him not to be afraid. They would protect him and the headquarters of the Knights was nearby.

Wendy thought about it carefully, and finally had a conscience attack, and did not nod her head to trick Chen Tianfeng again.

At the end of several songs, Chen Tianfeng bowed to the audience and thanked them, saying that today's performance was over, and the audience reluctantly dispersed.

"Awesome, Xiao Tianfeng!"

Wendy counted the molas on the tray and gave Chen Tianfeng a thumbs up: "I didn't expect you to have such an ability! Is it really a family inheritance?"

"Of course not. When you go to college, you know what college is, right?"

When Chen Tianfeng saw Wendy nodding, he continued: "I was very poor at that time. I helped distribute leaflets, wrote copywriting, and worked as a trustee at the sales office. I basically did it all. Once after being introduced by someone, I went to mourn people. It’s a light job but a lot of money. Cry more and say something auspicious.”

"The suona master from the funeral team thought I was a good candidate for this industry and asked me if I would like to learn suona from him. He said that I could make more money if I learned how to do it."

Chen Tianfeng smiled and said with emotion: "The master is very knowledgeable. He can tell at a glance that I am short of money and will not refuse."

"Why do I feel like you're lying to me?" Wendy's eyes were suspicious.

Chen Tianfeng's expression remained unchanged: "Oh, let me put it another way. It was a bet I made with someone in college. Each other assigned each other to learn an instrument to see who could learn it in the shortest time."

Wendy touched her smooth chin and asked uncertainly: "Are you still lying to me?"

"Don't you have the ability to tell whether someone is lying?" Chen Tianfeng raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, there is, but it is very tiring to maintain this ability all the time."

"Oh, it's okay. I'm not tired of lying at all."

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Wendy twitched the corner of her mouth, realizing that this person was still talking nonsense before, and sighed: "Xiao Tianfeng, when did you stop opening your mouth like this and lying?"

"Who knows, maybe after I die?"

Chen Tianfeng wrapped the suona that he finally bought, put it in the box solemnly, and picked it up again: "Let's go, I heard that the Deer Hunter's Fried Pork with Honey Sauce and Carrots is on sale at 30% off today, don't miss it."

"You will tell lies even after you die."

Wendy murmured something in a low voice and took two quick steps to join him: "Why Deer Hunter? Shouldn't you go to Angel's Gift?"

"You always have to eat something before drinking, right? Don't you guys in Mondstadt know that?"

"Isn't wine enough? Strange stranger."

"Who is weird?"

Chen Tianfeng wanted to complain. Ever since he was touched by Wendy, his life would always have some unexpected developments.

When two people live together. Bah!

Shortly after the two formed the band, the drunken poet generously expressed that in order to celebrate the establishment of the band, he would host a treat, allowing Chen Tianfeng to spend more money in Mondstadt.

——But the bastard poet didn’t say that the money he used to treat guests was Chen Tianfeng’s own!

When Chen Tianfeng finally found out, the partitioning and decoration of the second floor had been completed, and the facade of the first floor had also been remodeled at Wendy's insistence. It was now half a small alchemy laboratory.

As for why it was half, of course it was because I ran out of money. God knows why these alchemy instruments are so expensive!

And Mondstadt City obviously has a free alchemy synthesis platform, why does this bard insist on buying a small synthesis platform!

If Wendy hadn't repeatedly assured him that it was definitely worth the money, and also said that he would teach him the alchemy of the gods if he had the opportunity, Chen Tianfeng would have packed up the instruments and alchemy materials and returned them.

Then Chen Tianfeng discovered that apart from elemental jade and some non-Mora earth veins, there were only a few thousand Mora left in his body.

So the last gangster of a certain silver-winged treasure thief group became angry and evil. He grabbed a certain Fengshen by the collar and asked him to cooperate with him to go to those wealthy businessmen in Mondstadt to have sex with others. Show your holiness and make money reasonably.

Wendy naturally strongly refused, and with a roll of her eyes, she proposed that Chen Tianfeng buy an instrument that he was good at, and go to the Fengshen Statue Square with him to sing and build the reputation of the Poetry of the Wind Band.

——The current effect is quite good.

"well"

Chen Tianfeng sighed. He had indeed thought that if he had the chance, he would find a companion to travel with, and his life would be less lonely. But he never thought that this companion would be such an unreliable wind god!

"Oh, it's just a little mola, please look away."

Wendy patted his arm and said with a smile: "And don't you find this kind of life very interesting?"

".It's funny, and a little too funny."

Chen Tianfeng answered, suddenly stopped, raised his eyes and looked ahead at a certain cavalry captain who was standing by the roadside with his arms folded and smiling like a good man.

"Oh! What a coincidence, we meet again, Mr. Chen." Kaiya smiled sincerely, as if they really met by chance.

"What a coincidence, Mr. Kaia."

Chen Tianfeng's smile was equally sincere: "I'll tell you why when I went out today, there were little birds chirping in front of the door. It turns out I met you."

Wendy looked at Chen Tianfeng and then at Kaiya, a strange look flashed through her jewel-like eyes.

He seemed to see a cunning poisonous snake and an equally cunning peacock looking at each other, with extremely sincere smiles on their faces, but this sincerity only stopped at their expressions.