The Homeless Man of Teyvat

"I know, I'm just trying, I won't really get started."

Chen Tianfeng stiffened his face, put away the broken dragon tear crystal, handed it to Wendy and changed the subject: "You sent down an oracle? What oracle?"

Wendy put away the crystal and hesitated again and again: "Xiao Tianfeng, I suddenly feel that we should let Paimon help Ying purify the poisonous blood. You should be responsible for it."

"..."

Chen Tianfeng twitched the corner of his mouth, "Then I can't guarantee whether I will be injured or whether the blood will splash."

"Let's talk about the oracle."

Wendy's face straightened, and she never mentioned the suggestion just now: "The oracle is very simple, there is only one sentence: [The Mondron disaster is coming, be careful of the darkness after the storm]."

"The darkness after the storm?" Pamon scratched his hair and asked doubtfully, "What does this refer to?"

"Of course it's the Abyss Order." Wendy blurted out without any hesitation, imparting her valuable experience: "Little Paimon, you have to remember one thing. When something bad happens in the Teyvat continent, you must first suspect The Abyss Cult, then you will be suspicious of all the fools.”

"Is this still possible?"

"Of course, bad things cannot all be done by the Abyss Religion and the Fools, but the Fools and the Abyss Religion must do bad things."

"Hmm..." Paimeng spread his hands: "I always feel that it is not reliable. Is such an oracle really okay?"

"Oh, it's okay. Anyway, the oracle just let the residents of Mondstadt know that the Wind God has appeared. As for whether the content is accurate, it doesn't really matter." Wendy waved her hand and smiled freely.

"Isn't this too messy?!"

Paimon was dumbfounded, and then felt sorry for Mondstadt's higher-ups who had received the oracle. Who would have thought that the oracle sent down by the god he believed in was actually thought up at random by him?

"Hey~"

"Hey, what do you mean?"

"Ahem, anyway, that's the plan."

Wendy coughed, put her hands on the table, leaned her upper body forward slightly, and said with burning eyes: "Ying, Xiao Tianfeng, now is the time to test the bond between us! Come on together, let the name of the Poem of Winds band be heard Every corner of Chemond!”

"This has a hammer relationship with the bond, and why does the name have to ring in the corner."

Chen Tianfeng shook his head and said: "With just a few of us, no matter how good our performance is, we still can't make the name of Wind Poem in a short time. And every day of delay will increase Tevarin's pain by one more day, so we can't Take the traditional route of orchestra development.”

He grinned and gave a thumbs up: "We need to fix the whole thing! Creating hot spots, attracting people's attention, and making quick money without worrying about the consequences is what we need!"

"As expected of Xiao Tianfeng! Tell me your idea!" Wendy looked forward to it.

"Expansion of enrollment."

Chen Tianfeng's eyes wandered around the three of them and said: "There are too few people in the Poetry of the Wind Orchestra. If we can drag people from the Knights into trouble... I mean, if we invite people to join the group, wouldn't it be a hot spot?"

"What a great idea!" Wendy's eyes lit up: "Not only the Knights, the West Wind Church can also consider it. Captain Qin, Miss Barbara, and Miss Yola, these are all talents worth attracting!"

Chen Tianfeng nodded lightly: "Yes, I think they don't mind debuting and becoming idols in order to save Mondstadt."

"Absolutely perfect."

Wendy stretched out her hand and gave Chen Tianfeng a high-five.

Ying looked at Wendy, then at Chen Tianfeng, and opened her lips as if she wanted to say something. Finally, she sighed half helplessly and half amused, and said, "But, how do you persuade them to join?"

"Of course, it's all about reason and emotion." Chen Tianfeng thought for a while and said frankly: "But I can't guarantee that I can fool a few people."

Why is it a lie?

Ying clasped her forehead and sighed, suddenly feeling that her teammates were all unreliable. What should I do?

"Don't worry, we have the same purpose as the Knights, and there is indeed a way to solve the dragon disaster. Using these as bargaining chips, we should be able to convince Captain Qin." Chen Tianfeng rubbed his chin and suddenly looked at Wendy: "At the critical moment , can you pull off Fengshen’s tiger skin?”

"Is that nonsense?"

Wendy pinched her cheek, pulled it gently, and then let it go with a sly smile.

"perhaps."

Chen Tianfeng moved his fingers and glanced at Wendy: "Before you expose yourself, I will not tell the people of the Knights that you are the God of Wind - and most of them will not believe this incredible thing that you are the God of Wind. "

"Hey, it's so sad to say this, Xiao Tianfeng."

Wendy was dissatisfied, but Chen Tianfeng remained unmoved, as indifferent as a stone.

A few people then finalized some details of the plan, and then Wendy volunteered to go to the Deer Hunter to buy some delicious delicacies as a start-of-work banquet - but actually she wanted to take the opportunity to buy some good wine.

The little mascot followed Wendy, gearing up, obviously not planning to save today's income.

Chen Tianfeng was thinking about how to pull him into the water when he noticed eyes falling on him. He turned around and saw the shining eyes.

"What's wrong?" He raised his eyebrows slightly: "If you want to ask anything, just ask. If you don't want to answer, I can lie naturally, so don't worry."

"...Should I praise you for being honest, or should I scold you for telling lies?"

Ying couldn't laugh or cry, how could anyone say so directly that he would lie right from the start?

"Of course you are praising me for being honest." Chen Tianfeng stood up, took two clean cups, poured hot tea, and handed one of them to Ying: "I even told you that I can lie. Isn't that honest enough?"

"It's really unreasonable."

Ying shook his head, took the cup and held it in his hand. After thinking for a moment, he looked into Chen Tianfeng's eyes: "Tianfeng, is there something wrong with your blood?"

"How did you find out...Oh, my conversation with Wendy."

Chen Tianfeng suddenly realized, thought for a while, and did not hide anything: "Yes, although I don't know what's going on, there is indeed something wrong with my blood - it is poisonous, highly poisonous."

"Poisonous?" Yingying's eyes widened slightly: "Is it the same as the poisonous blood Tevalin swallowed?"

"I don't know, but I feel different." Chen Tianfeng tapped his fingers on the table, his voice a little unsure: "I feel that my blood and it are two different things, and my blood is more advanced than that poisonous blood. right."

"Is that so..." Ying nodded slightly, her long eyelashes flickering, her eyes serious: "I want to try to see if I can purify your blood, is that okay?"

"……Why?"

"Because if the blood is poisonous, even if there is no pain, there must be a lot of troubles in life, right?"

"No, it's actually quite convenient at certain times."

Chen Tianfeng paused and smiled sincerely and happily: "But, if you want... you can."