The Immortal King Yama System

"Host, are you okay, are you going crazy?" the system asked.

Tang Yu said with a black thread: "Go away."

System: "No, I just gave you the phone, you will kill the donkey, cross the river and demolish the bridge, right?"

Tang Yu ignored the system. He immediately turned on the phone and looked at the familiar software on the interface. Tang Yu covered his face and really wanted to cry. MMP’s, he can’t do anything in this place. It’s really uncomfortable. .

Tang Yu looked at these games and suddenly said, "Dog system, these chicken-eating games, I don't have teammates and opponents, and I play with humans and machines every day, right?"

"No, this mobile phone is connected to the earth parallel world network, and all software can be used normally." The system explained.

Tang Yu nodded and opened a game called Stimulating Battlefield with joy, and then said: "System, give me a headset. Don't use ordinary headsets. The headset cables of those headsets can easily affect my operation. I need Bluetooth. , Binaural, the kind used during exercise."

system:"……"

The system said silently: "Host, when you came to travel? Also headphones! Also Bluetooth! Why don't you give thousands of decibel loud speakers!"

"Hey, this is okay, after a fight, when you turn on this speaker, think about it in your mind, the scene is too shocking!" Tang Yu said with a look of yearning.

System: "No, giving you a mobile phone has broken my principles. It is impossible to give you headphones."

Tang Yu righteously said: "Anyway, the principles are broken. What does this have to do with other things, don't you think?"

The system thought for a while and said: "Well, let's give you a Bluetooth headset with unlimited power."

With that, a binaural Bluetooth headset appeared next to Tang Yu. Tang Yu immediately smiled and said, "System, would you like to give me another computer?"

The system furiously said: "I'm going to your uncle, dog host, you don't have to make an inch!"

Tang Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Spickler, don't give it if you don't give it. Eat chicken and chicken."

After talking, the screen on Tang Yu's phone changed, and he came to a small island full of people. Hearing all the messy voices in the wheat, Tang Yu really felt extremely happy. After ten years, I finally did it again. I heard the voice of people talking.

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One decade after another, and soon a hundred years passed. Tang Yu held the cell phone all day, as if he wanted to integrate with the cell phone.

On this day, Sun Wukong next to Tang Yu suddenly shook. Tang Yu was eating chicken and was taken aback by the movement. Then he looked at Jin Guang and said, "What's wrong with this, is Sun Wukong cramping?"

"Host, let's not make trouble. A hundred years have passed. Today is the day when you and Sun Wukong were born. I advise you to take off your clothes. "The system said.

Tang Yu looked at this modern outfit, thought about it, and took it off. After Sun Wukong was born, Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er would investigate the situation of Huaguo Mountain, if they saw Tang Yu popping out of the stone in a strange costume, Maybe they will send troops to destroy him.

Although Tang Yu is not dead, it is not a good thing to be wanted by Heaven Court now. Every day annoyance can annoy Tang Yu.

Jin Guang suddenly exploded, a golden-haired monkey appeared, and then began to trample around, I saw Sun Wukong jump directly into the sky, then jumped out of the stone, Tang Yu immediately followed.

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