The Imperial Concubine Just Wants To Be a Salted Fish Every Day

Xiao Xixi was stunned.

She just said a few words at random, why did she lose dinner?

She jumped up, hugged the prince's waist, and cried aloud.

"Your Highness, don't! The concubine is wrong, and the concubine will never talk nonsense in the future. Please don't confiscate the concubine's dinner! As the saying goes, people are iron rice and steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. If you don't let your concubine eat dinner, she will starve to death in front of you tonight!"

Luo Qinghan was very ruthless at this time.

"Don't worry, if you starve to death, Gu will definitely let someone write this paragraph into the history books and make you famous in history."

Xiao Xixi cried even more: "Woo woo woo! Don't do this, Your Highness, the concubine was just joking with you just now, please raise your hand and let go of the concubine's dinner!"

Luo Qinghan: "You know it's wrong now, what did you do just now? Didn't you play tricks just now?"

Xiao Xixi: "Wow wow wow! Concubine really knows wrong, His Highness spare concubine this time!"

She was crying and rubbing her tears on the prince.

Luo Qinghan's cleanliness attribute was stimulated, and he pushed people out: "Go away, don't touch the lonely."

Xiao Xixi hugged him tightly and didn't let go, like a sticky two-ha: "As long as Your Highness doesn't start with the concubine's dinner, the concubine will let go immediately."

Luo Qinghan laughed angrily at her rogue appearance.

"How dare you threaten Gu?"

Xiao Xixi looked at him with tears in her eyes, and said pitifully: "My concubine is begging you, please raise your hand and let go of my concubine's dinner! As long as you can spare my concubine this time, no matter what you say, The concubine listens to you!"

Luo Qinghan stared at her: "This is what you said."

Xiao Xixi nodded vigorously: "Mmmm!"

"Then let go."

Xiao Xixi let go.

Luo Qinghan lowered his head and glanced at the clothes that she had rubbed against her tears, and frowned: "Go get a clean set of clothes for Gu to put on."

Xiao Xixi immediately took out a set of clothes from the box, and served the prince to change his clothes diligently.

Luo Qinghan glanced at her and saw her obedient face.

Just as there was a plate of walnuts on the table, Luo Qinghan said again, "I want to eat walnuts."

Xiao Xixi immediately picked up a walnut and handed it over.

Luo Qinghan looked at her and asked slowly, "You let Gu open the walnuts by himself?"

Xiao Xixi understood in seconds: "My concubine will help you open walnuts."

Luo Qinghan thought she was going to find a small hammer to smash the walnuts, but she didn't expect that she would actually stuff the walnuts under the table legs, and then press the table down hard, she heard a click, and the walnuts cracked.

Due to too much force, the walnut flesh was broken into many pieces, and many of the walnut flesh fell to the ground.

Xiao Xixi knelt down on the soft cushion and carefully picked up all the walnut flesh, not letting go of any slag.

She held the walnut meat in her hands and handed it to the prince.

"Your Highness, please taste."

Luo Qinghan: "..."

Luo Qinghan said expressionlessly: "I don't eat alone."

Xiao Xixi was puzzled: "Didn't you say you want to eat walnuts? Why didn't you suddenly stop eating them?"

"These walnuts have fallen to the ground, and you still let them eat them alone?"

"The ground is quite clean. If you think these walnuts are dirty, then the concubine will give you two more walnuts."

After she finished speaking, she ate the walnut meat in her hand.

Luo Qinghan's mood is indescribable.

His original intention was to let Xiao Xixi throw away the walnut meat he picked up from the ground, but she actually ate it without changing her face.

As a foodie, she is really too conscientious.

Xiao Xixi picked up another walnut.

Seeing that she wanted to put walnuts under the table legs again, Luo Qinghan immediately said, "Don't put walnuts under the table legs!"

Xiao Xixi: "Why?"

"Don't you think the table legs are dirty?"

Xiao Xixi: "I don't think so."

Luo Qinghan aggravated his tone: "Anyway, you are not allowed to put walnuts under the table legs!"

Xiao Xixi coaxed in an almost indulgent tone: "Okay, I'll listen to you, who made you the prince."

She gave up cracking walnuts with table legs and instead stuffed them into her mouth.

Luo Qinghan saw that she was biting the walnut with her teeth, and with a sudden force, the walnut shell was bitten by her forcibly.

Luo Qinghan was stunned.

Is this woman's teeth struck with iron?

Xiao Xixi spit out the walnut shell residue in her mouth, she broke open the walnut, picked out the walnut flesh inside, and put it in front of the prince.

"These walnuts are clean, and His Royal Highness can taste them with confidence."

Luo Qinghan looked at the clear tooth marks on the walnut meat, and was silent for a while, and finally picked up a piece of walnut meat, put it in his mouth, and ate it slowly.

Xiao Xixi asked, "Is walnut meat delicious?"

Luo Qinghan: "It's okay."

Xiao Xixi: "Then do you still want to eat?"

Luo Qinghan looked at the teeth in her mouth and said calmly, "No need."

Xiao Xixi immediately pulled the plate of walnuts in front of him: "Then these walnuts belong to concubines!"

Luo Qinghan didn't want her to open the walnut with the legs of the table, nor did he want her to bite the walnut with her teeth, so he asked Eunuch Chang to find a small hammer.

He put the small hammer in front of Xiao Xixi and said seriously.

"If you want to eat walnuts in the future, use this hammer, and no other tools are allowed."

Xiao Xixi picked up the small hammer and looked at it, feeling very complicated.

Other men gave their little wives, usually flowers, clothes, jewelry, etc. Only her prince gave her a hammer!

I have to admit, this gift is really unique!

Luo Qinghan had the intention of inquiring about the news. After entering Chenliu County, he deliberately made people slow down.

He planned to have a meal with the local magistrate and chat about some things in Chenliu County by the way.

But because his name of "County Magistrate's Nemesis" was so frightening that when the local county magistrate learned that the Crown Prince took the initiative to invite him, instead of being flattered, he felt a sense of despair.

He wanted to pretend to be sick, but he couldn't let it go.

But the other party is the prince after all. If he doesn't go, he may be charged with contempt for the prince.

In the end, there was no other way, the county magistrate had no choice but to take a group of officials to the post station with the grief of "the strong man is gone forever".

Luo Qinghan asked the imperial chef to prepare a sumptuous meal.

The county magistrate and other officials were restless throughout the whole process. They looked at the delicious food in front of them and thought about—

Could this be the last supper of their lives?

Seeing that they were all sitting still, Luo Qinghan took the initiative to ask, "Why don't you have meals? Could it be that the food is not to your taste?"

The county magistrate forced a smile: "The food is very good, but Wei Chen's appetite is not very good. It may be the cause of the cold in the past two days."

Luo Qinghan: "Would you like the imperial doctor to show you?"

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