The Imperial Concubine Just Wants To Be a Salted Fish Every Day

Xiao Xixi squatted in front of a small stall.

She stared at the little turtle in the pot and asked curiously, "How long can your turtle live?"

The stall owner was an old man. He was smoking a dry cigarette. Hearing her question, the old man exhaled a mouthful of smoke, and the old god said in the ground.

"It depends on how you are? If you take care of it well, it can send you away."

Xiao Xixi: "..."

This old man is quite playful.

She asked the price again.

The old man said, "Which one do you want?"

Xiao Xixi pointed at the smallest turtle: "Just it."

"Looking at how you dress, you don't look like someone who has no money. How can you be so stingy when you buy things? You don't want those big turtles, you have to want this small one."

Xiao Xixi said, "Small ones look cute and are more convenient to carry."

The old man said slowly: "Look at how cute you are, this little lady, I won't bargain with you. You can take the eight pennies for this turtle."

Xiao Xixi immediately took out eight cents of money to give him.

The old man tied the little turtle with a straw rope and handed it to Xiao Xixi.

Because of being frightened, the little turtle's head shrank in, and only a round turtle shell was left in Xiao Xixi's hands.

Xiao Xixi rushed to find the prince.

"Your Highness, this is a birthday present from your concubine! Do you like it? Are you surprised?"

Luo Qinghan: "..."

He stared blankly at the little turtle in her hand. The accident was quite unexpected, but he didn't like it at all.

"On a lonely birthday, you actually gave a bastard? What do you mean?"

Xiao Xixi defended: "This is not a bastard, this is a tortoise! ​​The tortoise represents longevity, and the concubine gave you the tortoise because I hope you can live a long life."

Luo Qinghan: "There are many things that represent longevity. Why do you have to choose a tortoise? This thing is so ugly that I don't want to keep it."

"Don't, the concubine has already bought it, so don't reject the concubine's kindness. Besides, you have promised the concubine just now, no matter what kind of gift the concubine buys, you can't refuse, Are you trying to backtrack?"

Luo Qinghan regretted it.

He shouldn't have promised her just now.

It was impossible for this woman to choose a normal gift for him.

Her brain circuits can never be normal!

Xiao Xixi forced the little turtle into his hand, and said with a bright smile: "His Royal Highness, touch it, look how cute it looks!"

Cute ass!

Luo Qinghan really wanted to throw the turtle in his hand, but when he thought that it was Xiao Xixi's first gift to him, he was a little hesitant. If he really threw it away, Xiao Xixi would definitely Angry?

What if she was so angry that she never gave him gifts again?

In order to get more gifts in the future, Luo Qinghan could only accept this ugly gift resignedly.

He said with a sullen face: "This turtle is too troublesome to hold, find something to put it on."

Xiao Xixi nodded in agreement: "Well, let's go buy it a nest!"

She happily dragged the prince to a china shop next to her.

After some careful selection, Xiao Xixi chose two porcelain basins from a large number of porcelains. She couldn't decide, so she turned her head and asked the prince.

"Which porcelain basin do you think is more suitable for Xiaohan?"

Luo Qinghan: "Who is Xiaohan?"

Xiao Xixi: "Of course it's the turtle in your hand. I just named it Xiaohan."

Luo Qinghan: "Are you connoting me?"

"No, I just picked the name at random. If you don't like it, we can change it. How about Xiaoqing?"

Luo Qinghan looked at her expressionlessly, his eyes cold.

Xiao Xixi: "Looking at your appearance, you probably don't like this name, so let's change it, why not just call it Xiao Hanhan?"

Luo Qinghan: "Come here."

Xiao Xixi stepped back and looked at him vigilantly: "This is outside, you can't beat people, domestic violence is wrong!"

Luo Qinghan: "I don't want to hit you, I just want to have a good chat with you."

Xiao Xixi slowly moved over: "What do you want to talk about?"

Luo Qinghan pinched the back of her neck and said coldly, "I think this tortoise looks a lot like you, why don't you just call her Xiaoxi."

Xiao Xixi wanted to refuse.

Luo Qinghan approached her sideways and whispered in her ear: "Don't you like the name I gave? If you don't like it, then you won't have any meat dishes tonight."

Xiao Xixi: "..."

She was pinched by the back of her fate, unable to resist, she could only choose to yield.

She cried and said, "Then, let's call it Xiaoxi."

Luo Qinghan was satisfied and let go of the back of her neck: "That's the way to be good."

He poked the tortoise with his slender fingers, and the tortoise lay on the table and pretended to be dead.

Luo Qinghan said: "It really looks like you."

Xiao Xixi said aggrievedly: "Don't stress this point any more."

Even if she is a salted fish, she doesn't want to look like a turtle! How ugly is that!

Luo Qinghan asked, "Has Xiaoxi's nest been chosen?"

Xiao Xixi was extremely regretful, she had known that she would be dragged into the water, she should not have been so skinny just now.

She put two porcelain basins in front of the prince.

"I liked these two, which one do you think is better?"

Luo Qinghan: "It's okay, buy both."

The boss who had been standing beside him pretending to be a background board finally found a chance to speak.

"Little lady's eyesight is very good, these two porcelain pots are high-quality goods in our shop, the one on the left..."

Luo Qinghan interrupted his chatter: "You just say the price."

The boss smiled embarrassedly: "The two porcelain pots are worth two coins."

Luo Qinghan took out a piece of broken silver and gave it to him.

The boss weighed the weight, which happened to be two cents. He smiled and said, "I'll pack it for you."

Xiao Xixi only asked him to help pack a porcelain basin, wash the other one with clean water, and put Xiao Xi in it.

Xiaoxi lay motionless in the porcelain basin and continued to play dead.

Xiao Xixi poked it, but there was no response.

She asked, "Isn't Xiao Xi hungry?"

Luo Qinghan: "Maybe."

"What do turtles usually eat? Meat?"

"Maybe."

Both are rookies raising turtles, and they have no experience in raising turtles at all.

They turned their heads to look at Xiao Lingfeng who was following behind.

Xiao Lingfeng immediately said: "Don't ask me, you just don't know!"

No way, they took the little turtle to the stall owner who sold the turtle, and asked the stall owner how to raise turtles.

The stall owner didn't hide it, and told them everything he knew.

Xiao Xixi forgot after hearing it, but fortunately there is a prince who never forgets, he has already memorized all the words of the stall owner in his mind.

The two were about to get something to eat for Xiaoxi when they met a Yu Linwei halfway through.

As soon as Yulinwei saw the prince, he knelt down and said excitedly.

"Your Highness, something is wrong!"

Prince, your eldest brother was captured by a monster!

If you want your eldest brother to be safe and sound, take a monthly ticket to redeem people!