The wine was poured out, and the wine was poured out.
"Brother Mu~"
Seeing that Chen Mu didn't say anything, Xiaofang unscrewed the bottle cap and sat on Chen Mu's legs, holding Chen Mu's neck with one hand and putting the bottle mouth to Chen Mu's mouth with the other hand, "Good brother, just drink a sip, and forgive my ignorance of you just now, okay."
Chen Mu looked at her eyelashes that were like fly legs, and the thing that looked like dirt stuck to her eyelids, and frowned and tore it off.
"Oh my god, what are you doing?" Xiaofang covered her eyes in pain after being hit by Chen Mu. Her originally coquettish voice instantly turned into the rough and low voice of a female tiger, Gu Dasao, just like a rough man pretending to be a cute girl!
Chen Mu was immediately frightened by this huge contrast and even seriously doubted whether he had heard it wrong just now? How could he hear a man's voice?
"Brother Mu, you just hurt me by mistake~" Xiaofang soon noticed that Chen Mu's expression was different from before, and she quickly raised her fist and hit Chen Mu's chest with a delicate voice, "You are so bad!"
"Cough, cough, cough..." Even though Chen Mu's physical fitness was very strong, he couldn't withstand the other party's fist like a hammer. Seeing that there was something like a caterpillar in Xiaofang's other eye, he quickly grabbed Xiaofang's hand, "There is a bug on your face."
"Bug?" Xiaofang immediately stood up from Chen Mu's thigh and slapped her face frantically, "Ah, ah, ah."
"It's still there." Seeing that the caterpillar on her eye was still hanging on her eyelid, Chen Mu kindly reminded her.
"Ah, help, help." Xiaofang was even more scared when she heard him say that. She slapped like crazy, and made a piercing scream while hitting.
Hearing this sound like a needle tip, Chen Mu couldn't help but raise his hands to cover his ears, "Don't move, I'll help you take it off."
Isn't it just a small insect? Why does it make such a ghostly howling sound? It really annoyed him!
"Okay, okay, okay, then help me take it off!" Xiaofang bent down immediately.
As she bent down, Chen Mu's sight was left with only two snow-white and plump balls.
Grass!!!
Is this something a normal person can see?
Holding his breath, Chen Mu adjusted his chaotic breath, forced himself to divert his sight, stretched out his hand and quickly and fiercely pulled the caterpillar off Xiaofang's eye.
"Oh my god!" Xiaofang screamed.
"Wait, there's another one here." Just when she was about to shrink back, Chen Mu found that there was also a caterpillar on her other eye. Strange, there was clearly no one just now.
"Oh my god." When Chen Mu pulled the caterpillar out of Xiaofang's eyes again, Xiaofang stamped her feet in pain, "This damn bug bit me several times!"
"Will caterpillars bite people?" Chen Mu looked at Xiaofang who was covering her eyes with a look of doubt.
"Of course, otherwise why would my eyelids hurt so much? Please help me see if there is anything wrong or if it is serious." After saying that, Xiaofang bent down again and used the same trick to show her proud figure to Chen Mu without reservation.
Fuck! ! !
Once or twice, which normal person can bear this? Chen Mu almost felt that the breasts were about to hit his nose!
He took a deep breath and could only keep reminding himself in his heart that he, Chen Mu, was a gentleman, not a voyeur with some quirks! Even if he wanted to watch, he would watch openly!
Calming his mind, Chen Mu raised his head and said, damn! ! !
At this moment, Xiaofang seemed to have changed into a different person. Her big eyes had become small eyes with single eyelids, and her red lips looked like she had just drunk human blood. It was so scary!
If he hadn't been sitting on a sofa instead of a chair, he would have been frightened to the ground by the scene in front of him!
He stretched out his hand and pushed it hard, pressing his hands on the full but not elastic breasts.
Suddenly, Xiaofang was pushed several meters away by him, hit the wall hard, and fell heavily, "Ahem..."
The touch just now was like touching something made of silicone? Chen Mu looked at his hands in disbelief.
"Oh my god, I just had my breasts augmented last month!!! Why do they seem to be deflated? Woo woo..." Before Chen Mu could think about what it was, Xiaofang's furious voice had already sounded in his ears.
It turned out to be fake.
! Chen Mu understood. No wonder he said the touch was so different from Dong Yueyue's!
His eyes paused, and he raised his eyes to look at Xiaofang who was crying not far away. He saw lines of black tears rolling down Xiaofang's face. With her pale face, she looked like a female ghost climbing out of a dry well!
Damn it!
Chen Mu couldn't help but curse her ancestors eighteen times in his heart! The heat in his body had long been extinguished by her appearance that was neither human nor ghost, and he couldn't even raise any desire at all.
At this moment, he couldn't help but feel lucky that it was not in bed. If he found out that she looked like this in bed, he would be scared and couldn't be majestic anymore!
"You compensate me for my breasts. I spent 20,000 to become like this!" Xiaofang rubbed her expensive artificial breasts distressedly, tears rolling down, and her delicate makeup had long been ruined.
Quickly taking out his wallet from his pocket, Chen Mu took out all the cash in his wallet, not wanting to even look at her, just because even a glance from a distance could cause him strong discomfort and make him want to vomit! Throwing it on the table with disdain, "Take the money and get out!"
This money is far more than 20,000!
Seeing the pink banknotes scattered on the table, Xiaofang, who was still crying, immediately endured the pain in her chest and walked to Chen Mu, "Thank you, Brother Mu~ Brother Mu, you are the best!"
"Get out, get out, get out!" Covering his eyes, Chen Mu waved his hands impatiently.
Her call of Brother Mu almost made his soul ascend to heaven! Especially thinking of her current appearance, Chen Mu really wanted to change his name immediately and make her disappear on the spot!
Ding Dong.
The system sent a prompt.
The virtual panel was opened by Chen Mu's mind control, and seeing that the task bar was updated again, he clicked it.
[Task: Reject the temptation of beauty to obtain the skill of wind-hearing! 】
Fuck!!!
Chen Mu glanced at the task panel, and then at Xiaofang who was very happy with the money but did not leave.
This, this is a choice!!!
Even if it was given to him for free, he would not want it!
Calling her an ugly girl is flattering her!
Ugly is not enough to describe her!
Still beautiful and seductive? How can this be called beauty? She is obviously ugly to the sky! Ugly to the point of being invincible!
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