The Invincible Corruption Manual

Xiao Feng's eyes turned all teary, and he yelled aloud. "Why did all the ladies around me like to twist Xiao Feng's little ears so much? First, Granny Ju, and now you, ah-ah-ah ouch, did my ears do anything wrong with you and your previous life? This is not fair! "

"Fair my arse! You almost lost your life... If I cannot find you in time, then... y-you will be long dead meat already and how in the hell am I going to go back and face our master ever again?" She said with a teary face and the next second she bellowed at him, saying. "You selfish brat, stop making me worry so much. Because of you and yours pulling all those monkey tricks, I'm losing my hair. See, at this rate, in a year, I might be as good as a bold Buddhist nun."

Her tone changed to a caring, soft one, and she said pleadingly. "If you want to run inside the forest or somewhere exotic next time, please let me know in advance as I'd like to join you."

Xiao Feng nodded his head earnestly.

With the whirling sound of the wind, two figures appeared beside them in the air. They were Patriarch Tang and Granny Ju of the Undying Tribe.

"Alright, Bai er, you can let go of your brother's ear."  Patriarch Tang said.

Aunt Bai let go of his ear and greeted him, clasping her hands to the old man. "Greeting Master!" She then quickly nudged at the belly of the boy and whispered softly. "Little brother, greet master!"

Xiao Feng quickly stepped toward him, clasped his hands, and said politely. "Greeting master!"

He then spotted the old hunch-back lady standing beside Old Tang and cried out loud, dashed toward her, and hugged her tightly. "Granny!.... I miss you so much. Don't you miss me?"

"Little Monkey, I miss you too." Granny Ju replied with a chuckle and then she tweaked his left ear and said. "I heard you make a lot of trouble for your martial Elder sister."

"Ouch-ouch-ouch! Not my ear again…." Xiao Feng cried out in pain and pleaded. "Granny, I gave my words to Big Sister Bai just now. I will never diss her again and…and next time I will let her tag along in any of my adventures."

Granny Ju glanced at Aunt Bai and asked, "Is it true?"

"Yes, little Feng is telling the truth…. And I believe this time he will keep his word." Aunt Bai responded.

Finally, Granny Ju released him.

"Master, these," Aunt Bai tried to explain, but Old Tang breezed in.

"I know everything happening here. You two have done well by killing all of those arrogant bastards." He looked around and said, "Bai er, get your little brother inside the Canon city immediately…. It will be a matter of time before those arrogant members of the Great Gong Clan come back looking for another trouble. This time they will send some strong cultivators, I guess….. Alright, go, you have done enough. We will take it from here. "

He then raised his hand in the air above and the next thing all the flying War Chariots floating in the air transformed into toys and landed on his hands. He then put all of them inside a space ring.

"Master, ah-hee-hee-hee," Xiao Feng chuckled and scratched his head.

Knowing his intention, Old Tang threw the space ring at him and said. "Take it!"

Xiao Feng grinned from ear to ear and put in his middle finger and said fawningly. "Master is still the best!"

"Alright, leave." Old Tang instructed once again.

Aunt Bai held Xiao Feng's hand and flew up in the air.

"Granny, I'll meet you soon in Undying village." Xiao Feng said as they flew away from the place quickly.

Long after they were gone, Granny Ju asked. "Patriarch, what do you think about this? I think soon they will send some of their skillful cultivators for another skirmish. Shall we erase this arrogant clan from the face of the earth?... It's your call. If you insist, then I can happily go to their clan alone and annihilate all of them for good."

"That will not be required. Let them come all they want. We will just slaughter them… Also, Granny Ju, there is no need for a venerable person like yourself to waste your time on those ants." Old Tang Replied. "It seems like Joey's influence on the Central Continent is so much of a hot potato that cultivators from there started appearing here in the Eastern Continent, which everyone considered as a jerkwater region. A punny Great Gong Clan is not worth our time…. If they want a fight, then we will send an elder of the Jiang family to deal with them once and for all."

Shortly thereafter, the two disappeared from the woods as well.

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The scene was somewhere inside the pocket realm of the Great Gong Clan.

The only survivor of the group that was sent to the Tang nation returned recently, and he was currently kneeling in front of elder Bai Li.

"Please, forgive me elder Bai Li… We failed the mission and I'm the only survivor." The youth said with tears.

Elder Bai Li squinted his eyes, but he ‌remained calm and asked. "Alright, calm down and tell me everything that happened, missing nothing."

The youth took a long breath and started recounting the story that led to the demise of all of his group. "When we just entered the soil of the Tang Nation, in the woods we spotted a wild teenage boy chasing after a dragon-horse…. Bai Heng, as always, the troublemaker, shot arrows at the boy and the horse. The boy retaliated and killed him in front of everyone. Therefore, Captain Bai Yu had no choice but to capture the boy, but despite all the arrows he fired, he was untouched by them….And leaving no choice, he used his Penta-elementals arrow at the boy... "

He then continued reporting all the stories until the appearance of a Daoist lady who saved the boy and then killing of their captain, turned into a small gold figurine. He passed the gold figurine made from Captain Bai Yu's body to him.