The Iron Ship Island of the Great Voyage

An old friend from my previous job came to talk to me about work.

He said, beep beep beep beep...

I said, I am a veteran with more than 1,000 subscriptions. Why do you always come to delay the retreat of revolutionary work?

He said, stop working and go out to drink.

I said, chatting with you has delayed me all day, and I have to go back to code. No! I am the most loyal code machine for my readers. I don’t have any feelings, I just code.

He said, there is a girl.

I said, shit! Wait, I’ll send you a request for leave. (OS: I hope Dabaojian goes well and doesn’t get caught. I’ll come back to make up for it...)

PS. The above is a joke.

The rules are as follows: if something is delayed, come back later or make up for it tomorrow.