The journey of the heavens starts from the underground transportation station

Zhong Yuemin was easy to find. There was only such a wide street in the county. When Li Yu saw him from a distance, Zhong Yuemin was performing with Zheng Tong. The passing crowd surrounded the two.

Isn’t this just a monkey show? Li Yu quietly leaned forward and blended in with the crowd.

When Zhong Yuemin saw Li Yu coming up to him in clean and tidy clothes, of course he didn't dare to recognize him. He gave a vague wink and warned Li Yu not to ruin his own affairs, and continued to perform hard together with Zheng Tong.

Li Yu was so happy that he continued to watch Zhong Yuemin playing tricks.

Zhong Yuemin clasped his fists at the crowd of onlookers: "Dear fellow villagers, old and young men, I, Zhong Yuemin, first came here and begged for a living. Please bear with me, fellow villagers. If you have money, please give me money. If you don't have money, you can give me money.

Just show your appreciation..."

Zheng Tong suddenly burst into laughter: "Yuemin, you are not counting the right way. Where is the beggar here? The whole Tianqiao sells Dali Pills."

Zhong Yuemin had just thought of a line when Zheng Tong interfered with it, and he immediately kicked him in annoyance: "Go, go, go, do what you have to do, why do you keep messing with me!"

Seeing the internal quarrel between the two, the crowd of onlookers immediately became happy. Zhong Yuemin was not angry and continued to clasp his fists and said: "Fellow fellow villagers and seasoned men, if you think my singing is okay, then you applaud me; if you think my singing is okay, please give me a thumbs up.

If you do well, then you can give me two steamed buns. Next, I will sing a sample play for you to outwit Weihu Mountain!"

Zheng Tong hit a broken bowl on a wooden stick and beat time. Zhong Yuemin cleared his throat, threw away his broken cotton-padded jacket, and climbed up the steps on the roadside. He broke the bowl with both hands and said in a clear and loud voice: "I drank the celebration wine today.

I will never rest until my ambition is fulfilled! I will show off my skills in the future, and shed my blood to write about the Spring and Autumn Period! Hahahaha..."

"good!"

"One more section!"

The crowd watching the fun cheered and cheered.

Zhong Yuemin stood up on the snake-beating stick, cupped his hands and said, "I have no food in my stomach and I can't sing anymore. Anyone can give me two nests."

"Okay, we have it." An old man came out and gave Zhong Yuemin a piece of cake.

Zhong Yuemin thanked him profusely, took the pancake and gave half of it to Zheng Tong, and the two of them devoured it.

"Hurry up!"

"Sing one more!"

The crowd of onlookers kept urging.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, it will be over soon." Zhong Yuemin's mouth was stuffed with pancakes, his voice was unclear.

After finally swallowing the pancake without even a drink of water, the crowd couldn't help but cheer. Zhong Yuemin cleared his throat and this time he sang opposite Zheng Tong.

"The king of heaven overshadows the tigers of the earth?"

"Pagoda Town River Demon!"

"Huh? Huh?"

"No one is at home talking at noon!"

"Why is your face so yellow?"

"Wax it to protect you from the cold!"

"Why are you red again?"

“Refreshed!”

"Why is it yellow again?"

Zheng Tong did not expect that Zhong Yuemin would not follow the script, but he was also quick-witted. He stuttered twice, rolled his eyes, and replied calmly: "I, I applied another layer of wax!"

The onlookers burst into laughter. Zheng Tong took this opportunity, picked up his bag, and kept begging from the crowd: "Do you have another sesame cake? Give me some more food, give me some food..."

The crowd was coaxed and dispersed.

Zheng Tong became anxious all of a sudden and chased the crowd angrily, swearing: "Don't go! Stop! You want to hear what happened to Bai Cengxi? I ​​said you guys

Why are you getting something for nothing? Stop! A bunch of heartless people!"

Zhong Yuemin stopped chasing and sat on the steps dejectedly, staring at the ground without speaking.

Zheng Tong slammed the wooden stick at Zhong Yuemin's side and complained: "I said you acted like it was real, and you even packed a bag. Oh, you are planning to carry back another bag after eating? What are you dreaming about?

Oh! I just ate half of the sesame seed pancakes, and I didn’t even growl a lot, but I didn’t have any food in my stomach.”

"Hey, it seems that you need to learn some skills to beg for food, how to arouse people's sympathy." Zhong Yuemin learned from the pain and thought for a while before saying.

"Pull them down, you two are too strong. No matter how you dress up, no matter how ragged you are, it's useless!" Li Yu came up and said. He was the only one among the onlookers who didn't run away just now, and now he took the opportunity to ridicule him.

The two of them said, "Who would pity two begging young men? They probably regard you two as second-rate people in the village!"

"And you, Zheng Tong, you are wearing rags, right? You also wear glasses. How many beggars have you seen wearing glasses?"

Upon hearing this, Zhong Yuemin took the opportunity to put the blame on Zheng Tong and joked with yesterday's image: "No wonder, why did you have to go without food for a long time? Your relationship is completely ruined by your image!"

"You don't say that you are a fashionable beggar, do you blame me for having a bad image? Do you have a good image? Where do you go, your eyes dart around, and you look like a cunning person! How can you inherit your father's gang of beggars?

The position of a gang leader!?" Zheng Tong countered: "And you, Li Yu, you said you looked like a dog in the crowd because you were dressed like a dog, you didn't say you were a supporter for your brothers, and you still stood there and laughed!?

You are like a thief, people think you are trying to steal someone else's bag, maybe you ran away because of this person!"

Zheng Tong was still chattering, and Li Yu and Zhong Yuemin looked at each other in tacit understanding.

After confirming their eyes, Zheng Tong is a man with a short mouth! A small tree will not grow straight if it is not repaired, and a stem will grow if people do not repair it. Li Yu and Zhong Yuemin pounced on Zheng Tong in unison, held him down, cleaned him up, and then hung him on the

On the tree.

Really, it was hung on a tree. There was a branch on the big tree on the roadside. The branch hooked the back of Zheng Tong's neck. Zheng Tong was hanging in the air, unable to get up or down. He was kicking around with his hands and feet and cursing in the street.

Li Yu and Zhong Yuemin each had a small piece of beef jerky, which was delicious.

"Grandson!"

"Put Grandpa down!"

"You two little bastards, wait for grandpa!"

"Fuck beef jerky! Are you two human?"

"Thief Sun!"

Li Yu and the other two ignored Zheng Tong at all and sat on the steps, chewing dried meat and chatting.

"Have you eaten yet?"

"I've tried it before. The restaurant's authentic fried noodles are so delicious!"

"Holy shit, don't you call me brother when you eat delicious food? How much food have you hidden?" Zhong Yuemin couldn't help but asked curiously when he saw that Li Yu could always take out some meat products.

"Not much left!"

"Come on!" Zhong Yuemin showed the last small piece of beef jerky to Zheng Tong, then threw it into his mouth, clapped his hands, and stood up: "I have made up for it, but I am not full, so I have to continue to beg for food.

Hey? Li Yu, can you still beg for food in all your clothes?"

"Begging for food? Brother, can you go and beg for food? I just bought a cart of grain from the grain station, which only weighs about a thousand kilograms!"

"Um?"

Zhong Yuemin stared at Li Yu, speechless for a long time. Even Zheng Tong, who was hanging on the tree branch, stopped wailing and looked at Li Yu in disbelief.

"Zheng Tong is right, you are really a thief!" After a long time, Zhong Yuemin said something: "You just have the heart to watch your brother go begging for food and act like a monkey on the street, you hide it

You hide money and food stamps in dried meat but don’t take them out?”

"Isn't that what you said? You want to experience what it's like to beg for food? It's you who made a fuss about bringing everyone here to beg for food. Brother, I didn't say yesterday that I came to the county town to beg for food! Brother, I just went to the city to buy food.

Food! I just happen to be on your way!"