The Joy of Rebirth
Chapter eight hundred and seventy seventh big banana
Steadying his mind, Ye Bihuang smiled evilly and said: "Aren't you asking questions knowingly? I won the last racing competition, and you still owe me a promise. The loser will be punished by the winner. You should not have forgotten this. Bar."
Lee Kuan Yew, on the other hand, was smiling arrogantly, like a ghost.
Ye Bihuang felt uncomfortable hearing this, and stretched out his hand to pat his chest: "Take a test on your sister, you laugh so hard, just go and play."
Lee Kuan Yew was distracted by Ye Bihuang's beating. He coughed twice and walked aside silently and stopped talking.
Tang Xiaoyan wanted to laugh out loud when she saw the actions of these two living treasures. Ye Bihuang turned her head and looked at herself up and down. She felt as if her whole body was stripped naked and exposed to his gaze. Her skin tightened: " I haven’t forgotten that promise, but don’t forget it either. We promised at that time not to allow the other party to do things that violate the law, violate conscience, or go beyond human limits. Otherwise, I wouldn’t do it.”
As he said this, Tang Xiaoyan pursed his lips and was obviously a little unhappy that Ye Bihuang had come all the way to chase him.
Ye Bihuang laughed and said: "You are a gangster and are afraid of breaking the law. It's so funny."
"I'm not afraid, but that's what the promise stipulates, so I have to do it." Tang Xiaoyan put his hands on his hips and said very arrogantly,
Ye Bihuang chuckled and said, "Okay, don't worry, I won't let you do anything that violates the law, violates your conscience, or goes beyond your limits."
"It's the limit of human beings."
"This is your limit." Ye Bihuang spread his hands and said helplessly,
"What do you mean, you're scolding me in a different way, right?"
Ye Bihuang said: "What are you talking about? What I actually mean is that you are one level higher than human beings. As for the outstanding ones, I am praising you and not scolding you."
Tang Xiaoyan said "Oh". No matter how much she heard Ye Bihuang's words, she didn't like it, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong no matter how much she thought about it: "Okay, I understand, that's it. Now tell me your request. I’ll just do it.”
Ye Bihuang looked around and saw that most of the drivers here were the same ones from the last competition. Of course, there were also some new faces.
Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew looked at each other. Lee Kuan Yew tilted his head and said, "It's up to you." Ye Bihuang knew that he was riding a tiger now. If he really let this girl eat bananas in that part of his body, they would probably have trouble in the future. There is a tangle that cannot be resolved,
To be honest, Tang Xiaoyan is a good guy. If she were an ordinary girl, Ye Bihuang might be able to accept her, but his brother is his enemy, and Ye Bihuang is not inclined to have an affair with her.
Forget it, just humiliate her.
"Hey, what are you thinking about? What are you doing in a daze? Tell me what you want me to do. If you don't say anything, I'll leave." Tang Xiaoyan saw Ye Bihuang's ruthless eyes looking at him, and cursed him as a pervert in his heart. He was anxious and impatient and scolded,
"I'm thinking of ways to punish you." Ye Bihuang smiled,
"Damn, come to me if you don't think of a way. Let's wait until you think of it." Tang Xiaoyan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that Ye Bihuang hadn't figured out a way yet, and then prepared to sit down and eat, ignoring Ye Bihuang.
After Ye Bihuang made up his mind deep in his heart, he loudly said to Tang Xiaoyan: "My punishment is very simple. You just need to eat a banana in front of me."
Tang Xiaoyan was holding mutton skewers in his hand. When he heard Ye Bihuang's words, he laughed loudly and said, "I heard you right, you asked me to eat bananas. This is called punishment."
"Yes, eat bananas."
"Okay, okay, even if you add a few more peaches, apples are fine." Tang Xiaoyan said to the boss of the food stall, "Boss, go to the hotel next door and buy me a fruit platter. I'll pay double in a minute." Your money."
After hearing what Tang Xiaoyan said, Ye Bihuang's face was full of black lines: "Damn it, I'm punishing you, not letting you enjoy it, fruit platter, you can't think of it."
Tang Xiaoyan said: "Then what do you mean? Is there something special about this banana?" Tang Xiaoyan said, her voice suddenly dropped eight tones, her face suddenly turned crimson, and she bit her silver teeth lightly, " Bah, you dirty bitch, what on earth are you thinking, if you let me eat a banana, why don’t you let your girlfriend eat it at home?”
After hearing what Tang Xiaoyan said, Ye Bihuang covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "Please, Sister Xiaoyan, I didn't say whether it's a man's kind of banana or not. You have this thing in your mind every day. I'm talking about bananas." It's a fruit banana, long, soft, with a filling inside, the kind of fruit banana that can be peeled. Please, Sister Yan, please don't look at the mess at home, okay? There are all these things in your mind. Can you learn well in peacetime? .”
Tang Xiaoyan was taught a lesson by Ye Bihuang and said with a flushed face: "That's it. I not only eat bananas, but also other fruits. The fruit platter can solve all problems."
"If Sister Xiaonan thinks that my punishment is that simple, then you are underestimating my IQ, and you are also underestimating yourself." Ye Bihuang shook his head gently, with a provocative look on his face,
Tang Xiaoyan said: "Can you speak without breathing heavily? Tell me. If you have any other requests, please tell me."
Ye Bihuang said: "Actually, eating bananas is not a punishment. My punishment lies in the method of eating bananas."
"In terms of method, how to eat it."
"Yes." Ye Bihuang patted his hands, "Since it is punishment, it will definitely embarrass you, and my request is that when you eat bananas, you cannot crush them or cut them into segments, but eat them whole. , and you can’t bite it with your teeth, you can only bite it with your lips and tongue.”
As soon as Ye Bihuang said these words, the whole audience was shocked.
Tang Xiaoyan moved his tongue subconsciously, and suddenly his face turned crimson red and blood was dripping from his eyes. Isn't this action exactly the same as the man biting in the movie? This bastard ruffian is so rogue,
Tang Xiaoyan pointed at Ye Bihuang and yelled: "You bastard, how could you come up with such a method? I misjudged you. Not only are you obscene and shameless, but you are also a philanderer. You obviously have a girlfriend, but you still follow me outside." Other women were hooking up with each other, even going to bed and occupying other people's bodies."
Ye Bihuang was suddenly startled after hearing what Tang Xiaoyan said. He thought to himself: How does this guy know about her affairs? Could it be that Sister Yan Yan told her? This guy has a good relationship with Sister Yan Yan.
"Those are my own affairs. I'm afraid you can't control it, Sister Xiaonan. Besides, there are so many people in your gang and there are too many bastards. Although I am a pervert, I rely on my strength to make a living. I will never force a girl. And he won't give up all the time." Ye Bihuang took out two cigarettes from his pocket, threw one to Lee Kuan Yew, and then looked at Tang Xiaoyan sideways, "Let's not talk about anything else, let's settle the bet first. Let’s talk later.”
"Fuck." Tang Xiaoyan put her hands on her hips, and the white rabbit on her chest was rippled due to the large movements. She was obviously very angry and unhappy, "No, that's too disgusting. I will never eat bananas like that."
Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew looked at each other and spread their hands in a helpless manner: "Sister Xiaonan, if you really don't want to keep your promise, I can't force you. You have to think about it yourself. My request does not make you violate the law or your conscience. It is also something that humans can easily do. Are you really not prepared to abide by it, Miss Tang Family?"
When Tang Xiaoyan saw Ye Bihuang's frivolous demeanor, he clenched his fists in anger and really wanted to punch Ye Bihuang on the head: "Believe it or not, I will find someone to beat you up."
Ye Bihuang took out the lighter from his pocket, lit the eyes in his hand, took a frivolous breath and blew out the smoke ring: "You find someone to beat me, whether it's two hundred or four hundred, I'll take them all."
Looking at Ye Bihuang's understatement but confident look, Tang Xiaoyan was speechless for a while. Yes, she had seen Ye Bihuang's fighting skills before. It was so powerful, no matter the punching speed, strength, crispness, including the punching angle. , his reaction speed, his calm demeanor when facing so many people, and his understatement, all demonstrate his strength.
What is the difference between two hundred and four hundred people to him? There are also huge crowds of people, and there are only a few people who can approach him at the same time. Thinking of the last time he beat two hundred of his men to the ground, Ye Bihuang still doesn't blush. As if he was out of breath, Tang Xiaoyan felt heart palpitations.
But the Ye Bihuang in front of me is too irritating. He obviously doesn't take me, the eldest daughter of the Tang family, seriously.
"How about it, Sister Xiaonan, have you thought about it clearly? Do you want to be a coward who is afraid to keep her promise? Or do you want to be a heroic woman who does what she says and is decisive and resolute?" Ye Bihuang said again. The reason for boasting and praising is to make this guy Tang Xiaoyan keep his promise.
When her brain gets hot and she finishes all this, it's done. Let's see if she regrets it, haha.
Tang Xiaoyan bit her lower lip gently with her teeth. Yes, she had to keep her promise.
But the method prescribed by Ye Bihuang was too disgusting. It was just like a man biting someone, which she couldn't bear.
While Tang Xiaoyan was thinking about the strategy, Ye Bihuang said: "Sister Xiaoyan, you have to think clearly. If you really don't want to keep your promise and want to be a breach of contract, just say it directly. I can't do anything to you. Turn around and leave directly."
"Damn, who said I didn't keep my promise? Waiter, please serve the bananas. I want the biggest banana, thick and long. I'm willing to risk it today." Tang Xiaoyan really couldn't stand the provocation. Ye Bihuang snickered in his heart.
Just now, in order to ensure that Tang Xiaoyan could be completely angered, Ye Bihuang used his eyes to grasp Tang Xiaoyan's inner thoughts, and said the last words when she was most entangled and hesitant, completely irritating Tang Xiaoyan and making her choke. Agree,
Bananas are not available in food stalls, but Tang Xiaoyan had money, so he directly handed a hundred yuan to the food stall owner, and immediately bought a large bunch of thick and big bananas from the store next to him, maybe because he was thinking Because his anger had not gone away, Tang Xiaoyan chose the thickest and largest banana, which was a full 20 centimeters long, and these were just in line with Ye Bihuang's ideas.
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