The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

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late at night.

The nearest police station received a call.

"Help!"

"Comrade police, someone is trying to kill me!"

"Woooooo! I confess, I'm a swindler."

For their own safety, the liar decisively chose to surrender.

It is imperative that only prisons are the safest.

the other side.

Su Ming hangs up.

[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…

[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…

now!

Lu Xiaosu's live broadcast room was densely populated.

The audience had a stomachache from laughing.

——[Nima, I am numb, there is such an operation! 】

——[Substitute a liar, um, goosebumps instantly rose. 】

——[Next time I receive a scam call, I will do the same. (grimace)】

——[First of all, you have to have that technology! 】

——[I’m so happy, brothers, I just received a call from the police, guess what, the person on the other side of the phone came up and said that he had committed fraud and that a gang boss wanted to kill him! 】

——[Fuck, couldn’t it be the swindler who called the little kid just now? 】

—[(clapping the table and laughing wildly) Haha, I checked it out, it’s him! 】

——【……】

the other side of the screen.

Dad Su also learned that his precious son secretly learned such a skill from nowhere.

When I think about eating chicken in the future, I can't find equipment.

You can let your son use this god-level masquerade to pretend to be a girl with a good voice and help him ask for equipment from passersby.

Dad Su, who was hiding under the quilt, tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, and laughed excitedly.

…

The moon hangs high.

Lu Xiaosu also closed the live broadcast.

One big and one small take a shower, ready to rest.

Of course, the two did not sleep in the same bed.

Lu Xiaosu specially asked the hotel waiter for a quilt for Su Ming.

After the lights went out, the room fell silent.

Although there was a lively and fragrant girl lying beside her, she was only wearing pajamas.

Su Ming didn't have any messy thoughts.

Even if there is, he currently does not have that ability.

Sighing, he put his hands behind his head and relaxed.

Consciousness came to the light curtain in my mind that displayed the system data.

【Popularity】2.4w

"Oh, it's time for a happy lottery draw again..."

Without thinking about it, Su Ming immediately ordered: "I don't know what the prize will be this time?"

Soon, the results appeared.

——【Congratulations, you managed to waste 10,000 gas points, and you didn’t get anything. 】

Su Ming: "???"

Although he had long been prepared for what he couldn't draw, the congratulations were a bit heartbreaking.

"Come again!"

Like most real-life gamblers, Su Ming also felt that if he missed the first time, he would definitely win the second time.

——[Congratulations, you have won the prize, the prize: Lv1 language proficiency]

In fact, as he thought, the popularity value this time was not in vain.

【Name】 Su Ming

【Popularity】0.4w

[Skill] Lv1 ventriloquism (can imitate various sounds), Lv1 language proficiency (proficient in all human languages)

【Lottery function】……

"The prizes this time seem to be good and very practical." Su Ming praised.

With this skill, you will be able to get full marks in the English test in the future.

Contented, Su Ming intends to sleep.

But for some reason, he couldn't fall asleep.

Counting 10,000 sheep doesn't help.

It's been a long time.

Su Ming opened his eyes and gently pushed Lu Xiaosu: "Sister Xiaosu, sister~"

The stupid girl who was dreaming heard someone calling her, so she opened her eyes after a lot of effort.

"What's wrong?"

Needless to say, the girl's voice just woke up is really nice, soft and waxy.

Only to hear Su Ming ask: "Are you asleep?"

"I he meow..."

Lu Xiaosu was furious: "Do you think I fell asleep?"

The look she looked at Su Ming was full of ill will.

Su Ming's heart froze when he was stared at.

He began to pretend to be pitiful again: "Sister, I'm afraid of the dark and can't sleep."

Lu Xiaosu had the heart to kill this guy.

If this was her own brother, she would have been kicked off the bed long ago.

Afraid of the dark, right? Love to sleep or not!

who is used to you.

"Why don't you tell me a bedtime story?"

Su Ming suggested: "My mother always coaxed me to sleep like this when I was a child."

Unexpectedly.

Lu Xiaosu agreed without hesitation.

Su Ming was surprised, but didn't think too much about it.

Lie down honestly.

"Sister will tell you a story about "The Seven Dwarfs and the Red Wolf"..."

"I don't listen to this, I want to listen to "Horse Breaks the Sky"."

"To shut up!"

Lu Xiaosu clenched his pink fist and shook it in front of Su Ming: "You have two choices now, one is to knock you out with a fist the size of a sandbag, and the other is to listen to my story quietly."

Su Ming wisely chose the latter.

Lu Xiaosu spoke patiently.

"The power of fighting, the third stage!"

"Looking at the five big characters shining on the quiz magic stone tablet, the gray wolf who is about to break out of marriage has no expression on his face..."

Talk and talk.

Su Ming's breathing gradually became even.

Lu Xiaosu took a look, and the little boy was really asleep.

What she's been waiting for is now!

Lu Xiaosu wakes up this little devil with a brain crash.

When Su Ming opened his eyes, he looked terrified.

Lu Xiaosu touched his forehead and whispered softly, "Did you have a nightmare? Be good, don't be afraid, my sister is here."

"Come on, continue to listen to my sister tell you stories."

When Su Ming closed his eyes, a cruel smile appeared on the woman's face.

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