The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!
Chapter 23 Selling Kidneys To Buy Apples! (Kneeling And Begging For A Flower Evaluation Ticket)
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——[(Shocked) Damn, this reality show is too generous, what the players want to buy! 】
——[I never imagined that this little brat would be able to deceive the actors found by the show team. 】
——[It’s just a test, it’s really a conscience show to pay such a large amount of money! 】
——【This director can handle it, he really wants to buy Apple Thirteen! 】
——[Sympathy for the director, the funds are burning. 】
——[Will you accept children who are eight years and two hundred and forty months in this reality show challenge? It doesn't matter if I buy an iPhone or not, I just want to participate in the show. 】
——【……】
The audience also thought that Wang Guifen was an actor hired by the director to play the human trafficker.
The barrage is praising the atmosphere of the program group.
…
Su Ming happily fiddles with her new phone.
Wang Guifen's patience was running out: "Little boy, I bought a toy for you. Is it time to show Aunt the way?"
Unexpectedly, Su Ming made a big move and put forward new conditions: "Aunt, the weather is so hot, I still want to eat an ice cream."
Wang Guifen breathed for a while and clenched his fists.
Good boy, put your nose on your face, right?
If it wasn't for the buyer, Wang Guifen really wanted to interrupt this little bastard's hands and feet and control him to go out every day to beg for food.
But when I think of buying such expensive toys as Apple 13, it's not bad for an ice cream.
Wang Guifen squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying: "Let's go, buy ice cream!"
At this time.
Su Ming looked at her seriously and said, "Aunt, I'm sorry, I take back what I said earlier."
"What?"
"You are not a good person, you are clearly a living Bodhisattva!"
Wang Guifen (smiling face): "I thank you for complimenting me!"
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——[(Covering his mouth and crying) Die of laughter, not only cheated on an Apple phone, but also prostituted an ice cream for free. 】
——[(funny) Hahahaha, this wave of blood loss from the show team! 】
——[This kid is quirky, even if the real traffickers come, it will not take the slightest advantage. 】
——[It’s really impossible to test this, the ghost knows what else will happen behind this little kid. 】
——【……】
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There is a convenience store across the road.
As soon as the freezer was opened, Su Ming picked it up.
Picking up a uniquely shaped ice cream, he couldn't wait to tear open the package and take a bite.
Just took it to checkout.
The cashier swept the QR code gun: "Fifty."
Wang Guifen, who was about to pay, moved her hand.
"Grab money!"
She shouted: "Why is the broken ice cream so expensive? Fifty dollars a piece?"
The cashier rolled his eyes: "Turtle turtle, are you from the countryside? This is called Zhongxue Cake."
First tortured by Su Ming, and now looked down upon by a small cashier.
Wang Guifen was about to explode with anger.
Even more embarrassing.
After taking the iPhone in full, she didn't have enough money left to pay for the ice cream.
No way, Wang Guifen had to take out his mobile phone, hide to the side and call his accomplice.
"Hey, transfer me 50 yuan on WeChat."
"Why do you want money?"
"Buy ice cream."
Friend: "???"
I've been a human trafficker for several years.
Countless children of different ages have been abducted.
Wang Guifen felt so tired for the first time.
Get out of the convenience store.
She sighed and asked Su Ming, "Little boy, can you lead the way for Aunt now?"
This time.
Su Ming made no further demands.
One word: "Go!"
Wang Guifen finally breathed a sigh of relief.
As long as this little bastard can be kidnapped and sold for a good price, it will be a waste of time.
Who can imagine.
Didn't get far.
Su Ming started looking for something again.
"Ouch!"
I saw him suddenly frown and squat down, clutching his stomach: "No way, my stomach hurts from eating that ice cream just now, I have to go to the toilet!"
Wang Guifen was speechless for a while.
Just in front of it is a public restroom.
"Aunt, wait for me a moment."
With that said, Su Ming trotted and rushed over.
Wang Guifen lost her temper completely.
In order to prevent Su Ming from escaping, she simply squatted at the door and stood guard.
However.
Once inside.
Su Ming returned to normal.
That's right, the stomach pain was faked by him.
Lead the way to traffickers?
That is impossible!
Su Ming, who has lived for two generations, knows that this is just a trick used by human traffickers to lure children.
He won't be fooled.
Enter any compartment at random and close the door.
Su Ming watched.
Like this on the door of a public bathroom.
Usually there are all kinds of messy text printed on it.
"Daily money for college students, Tel: 137××××1589.”
"Professional massage, door-to-door service, Tel: 173××××7895.”
"Male, make friends, add V: 781××××5448 (only male, female do not disturb).”
"..."
These are mostly small advertisements left by criminals.
After looking for a long time, Su Ming found the information he was looking for.
"Selling kidneys..."
Following the call above, Su Ming called with his little genius child's phone watch.
On the talent, Lv1 ventriloqu...
The imitator, Wang Guifen.
at the same time.
The photographer in charge of following Su Ming also sneaked in.
then.
The audience in the live room heard the voice of a middle-aged woman.
"Hey, I want to sell my kidneys to buy apples!"
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