The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

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"Does paper smell good?"

"good……"

"I'll go to your sister!"

…

The photographer was beaten with a bruised face.

Even so, he did not forget to protect the camera used to film Su Ming.

Su Ming, who had been watching the battle for a long time, kindly rescued him.

He yelled, "The police are here!"

Hear this.

No. 2 Injustice was forced to stop, left a harsh sentence, and left in a hurry.

The photographer covered his right eye, which had been beaten into a panda, and looked around: "Where are the police? You must decide for me!"

However, after searching for a long time, he could not find the shadow of the police.

"I lied to him, there are no police at all."

Su Ming said from the side: "I told you to run, you must not believe it, and now you are suffering."

The photographer bared his teeth in pain: "Is this what you call a bloody disaster?"

Su Ming covered his mouth and snickered: "You can say whether it is accurate or not!"

Although reluctant, the photographer had to admit: "Yes."

"Then I'll open your eyes again."

Su Ming looked at him with a smile and said confidently, "If I'm not mistaken, you wore a pair of red underwear today."

"Worthy!"

The photographer was amazed.

He opened his mouth wide, with an unbelievable expression on his face: "Could it be... you can see through?"

The photographer was almost stunned, and some couldn't tell the difference between reality and fantasy.

"Want to know?"

The photographer nodded frantically.

Su Ming hooked him.

The photographer leaned over nervously and lowered his ears.

Su Ming lowered his voice, spoke solemnly, and told the truth: "The zipper on your pants is open!"

Photographer: "..."

Audience: "Pfft!!!"

…

It's getting late.

Busy day.

Su Ming made a lot of money and planned to go back and show off with Lu Xiaosu.

Unexpectedly, he found out when he returned to the hotel.

That woman actually checked out and left!

Didn't even say hello.

Although Su Ming now has a little money.

But due to the lack of an ID card, the hotel did not allow him to check in at all.

No way, Su Ming was kicked out by the staff just like that.

Sitting on the curb by the side of the road.

Su Ming considered accommodation.

Over time, the temperature gets lower and lower.

Su Ming was wearing only one half sleeve and felt the slightest coolness.

He couldn't help but curled up together.

dark place.

The photographer sticks to his post with panda eyes.

The audience in the live broadcast room typed the word "dedication" on the barrage,

at this time.

A young lady with a guitar passed by.

Poor Su Ming, who was huddled there, attracted the attention of the young lady.

She has long black hair like a waterfall, falling down to her shoulders, her eyes are bright, and there is a curious look in her eyes.

His lips moved, as if hesitating.

After a while, the young lady still said, "Little girl, what's the matter with you?"

Su Ming looked up.

After seeing her, I don't know what to think.

So he immediately pretended to be at a loss and replied: "It's dark, I don't dare to go home alone..."

As he spoke, he covered his eyes with his hands, as if he was about to cry.

see.

The young lady immediately squatted down to comfort and said, "Don't cry, don't cry."

Saying that, she miraculously took out a white rabbit toffee from her pocket.

It was peeled and fed into Su Ming's mouth.

The young lady then asked, "Do you know the way home, little kid?"

"Know."

"Then I'll take you home, okay?"

The lady came up enthusiastically.

The corner of Su Ming's mouth evoked a conspiracy-successful smile: "Okay."

…

One big and one small walking on the road.

In order not to frighten Su Ming, the young lady took the initiative to chat with him.

"Kid, what's your name?"

"Su Ming, how about you, sister?"

"My surname is Ji, and my mother liked to eat pears when she gave birth to me, so she named me Ji Li."

Ji Li introduced herself.

Hear this allusion.

Su Ming immediately followed: "Sister, your name reminds me of a person. There is a classmate in my class. His surname is Liu. When his mother is pregnant with him, he likes to eat mangoes..."

Ji Li blurted out subconsciously: "So your classmate is called a hooligan?"

Su Ming shook his head: "Of course not, his name is Liu Ergou."

Ji Li couldn't help but stunned: "But what does this have to do with his mother's love of mangoes?"

"Yes, I have!"

Su Ming explained: "At that time, my classmate's family was poor and had no money to buy so many mangoes, so he sold the two dogs in the family. In order to commemorate the contributions made by the two dogs, he was named Liu Er. dog."

Ji Li: "..."

…

The photographer followed behind them.

Su Ming's words reached the audience's ears without fail.

Everyone was happy.

——【Good guy, this name is fine! 】

——[(Funny) Since ancient times, a cheap name is easy to support. 】

——[Brothers, my father’s surname is Ma. When I was born, a cloud floated in the sky. Guess what my name is? 】

——[This is still a guess, it must be called Ma Yun! 】

——[Guess wrong, my name is Ma Niuqiu! 】

-【Why? 】

——[Because he dares to eat shit, he eats three catties a day. (dog head)]

…

the other side.

Through chatting, Su Ming also learned about Ji Li's occupation - an amateur singer who likes to sing and makes a living by singing.

This profession is very unstable, and it is often hungry and full.

Sometimes people get teased.

But when it comes to singing, the little sister's eyes will glow.

The two walked for a long time.

Under the guidance of Su Ming, the destination was quickly reached.

...a BBQ stall.

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