The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

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——[(sprays blood) Hot mouth... Hahahaha, too 6! 】

--【Shock! After several expert studies, tens of millions of people participated in the experiment, and came to another conclusion, don't eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will be full! 】

——[(slaps the table and laughs wildly) Everyone, take it down for me! 】

——【Don’t continue to eat after you are full, because you are in a panic…】

——[Don’t close your eyes every time around twelve o’clock in the evening, or you will fall asleep! 】

——【Thank you, ordinary and great stranger, my soul seems to have been holyly washed, devout believers sing for you, even when the universe is destroyed, I will not forget what you taught me today, if not for you, I'm afraid I'll be kept in the dark for the rest of my life! 】

——[Appeared, Menggu people! 】

——【Do you guys all live in Mongolian buns? 】

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the other side.

The two ate and chatted.

Go go go go down a whole can of iced Coke.

That's a cool one!

"belch……"

Hiccupping heavily, Su Ming picked up another bunch of mutton.

Take a bite, sizzle.

next second.

Su Ming suddenly noticed something and had a strange expression.

"Boss! Your mutton skewers don't taste right!"

The boss heard the sound and came over: "Little boy, what's wrong with the mutton skewers?"

Su Ming frowned, "Maybe it's a little stale."

"Don't talk nonsense, why isn't it fresh?"

The boss doesn't admit it.

Su Ming handed Chuan Chuan to him: "If you don't believe me, try it yourself."

The boss waved his hand and said confidently, "You don't need to taste it, my pigs are all killed in the morning!"

The voice fell.

The air suddenly fell silent...

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In the live broadcast room, the audience is about to die of joy!

——[(covering his face) He died of laughter, this boss is so sincere, he will tell the truth! 】

——[The mutton is fresh, the pig is killed in the morning, and the co-author is using pork as mutton. 】

- [Excuse me, if I am laughed at by this boss, can I sue him? 】

——[When you get to the bottom, let Lord Yama decide for you! 】

——[(Covering his mouth and crying) Boss, this wave of direct brain hemorrhage...]

——[Without technology, it’s all hard work! 】

——[Boss: You're careless! 】

——[233333~~~ My stomach hurts from laughing, everyone, please pay attention and don’t go to this barbecue restaurant for dinner. 】

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at the same time.

The boss also seemed to realize that he had said something he shouldn't have said.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!"

He wanted to quibble, but it was too late.

Seeing that the opportunity was delivered to the door, Su Ming hinted, "How about this meal? Is it free?"

Hearing that the customer wanted to waive the order, the boss immediately communicated with a smile: "Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, I'm a small business, breadwinner, I can't make a lot of money, I have to forgive people and forgive them, I'll give you a few later. How about a drink?"

He looked at Ji Li, an adult.

The girl was also kind-hearted, so she agreed.

Su Ming thought for a while: "Then I can replace this mutton skewer with something else, right?"

The boss agreed: "Change what?"

"Do you have pig intestines?"

"Have."

"Can you do sashimi?"

Such a strange way of eating, the boss nodded without thinking.

Su Ming was a little surprised: "Can you also do large intestine sashimi? Come, come, I will pay to make one, and you can eat it for me."

boss:"……"

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The audience laughed unbearably.

finally.

The mutton skewers were replaced with large intestines and small intestines.

After half an hour.

Su Ming rubbed her round belly.

"Sister Ji Li, are you full?"

"full."

After filling her stomach, Ji Li began to worry about the next problem: "What if I will check out later?"

"Don't panic, I already told you that someone will tie the knot for us, so I definitely won't lie to you."

Saying that, Su Ming turned his eyes to his side.

In order to take a close-up shot, the photographer also pretended to be a dinner guest and sat at a table not far away.

But he only ordered a free glass of water, and he would still be hungry.

at the moment.

The two just looked at each other.

Su Ming took the initiative to greet him: "What a coincidence, Uncle, you are here too."

No way, the photographer had no choice but to bite the bullet and respond: "Children, why is it you again."

"Have you eaten Uncle? Let's eat together if you haven't!"

Su Ming warmly invited the photographer to come over to his table.

Don't give him a chance to refuse.

Su Ming stepped forward directly, put the photographer on the table, and brought the camera disguised as a handbag.

This time.

The photographer had to sit down.

Seeing the stranger join, Ji Li asked, "Who is this?"

Su Ming responded quickly, "His name is Wang Ziyan, and his mother's name is Zhao Xianglu."

"..."

Ji Li looked confused: "Aha!?"

Immediately, Su Ming added in a low voice, "He is the one who pays the bill for us."

Upon hearing this.

Ji Li was immediately grateful and thanked the photographer: "Thank you, uncle! You are such a good person!"

Although the photographer didn't understand, how could this girl praise herself as soon as she came up.

However, he still agrees with Ji Li's vision.

"Sister, you look so accurate!"

Ji Li: "..."

I wanted to continue to say something.

Who knew that the other party would not be able to fix it for her at once.

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Barrage: "The photographer doesn't shake Bilian!"

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