The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

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"Your game cp sent you a message again!"

Su Ming reminded.

The photographer opened it and saw a series of swear words.

"Dead shemale!"

"Cheat my feelings!"

"I curse you to get hit by a car when you go out!"

"Refund!"

see.

The photographer was taken aback.

what's going on?

Why is it still exposed?

After thinking for a long time, the photographer did not come up with a reason.

So he backhanded the opponent to block and delete it.

It's impossible to get your money back, not in this lifetime.

If this doesn't work, find another person to deceive, and the next one will be more obedient!

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"Welcome to the Canyon of Kings, the enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield!"

The sound of the game echoed in the hotel room.

A happy match begins.

Su Ming: Gongsun Li; photographer: Cai Wenji.

"You and I join forces, quack kill!"

The photographer made a bold statement: "I am in charge of Gaga, and you are in charge of random killings!"

Then the two were blasted.

Less than eight minutes.

One 0-8, one 0-10.

Be reasonable.

This aspect of the game relies on strength.

Otherwise, it is useless to be arrogant in reality.

See how bad these two are.

The audience laughed.

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——[(funny) I never imagined that you two crouching dragons and phoenixes could appear at the same time in a small game, which is really eye-opening! 】

——[Teammate: There are actors! ! ! 】

——[It’s a good game, don’t play it again next time. 】

——[(covers his mouth and laughs) You are really lucky to have five people across from you, hahaha! 】

——[Bronze Bureau was killed into Jiangzi, is it too embarrassing? 】

——【To be honest, my grandma played well. She is 80 years old this year, and she can kill five people with Zhao Yun in the middle of the night! 】

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The disadvantage is getting bigger and bigger.

Su Ming was embarrassed to speak.

Who would have guessed.

The photographer started typing at this time.

Cai Wenji: "Can the big brother in the jungle give others a blue? Hey~"

This line of information appears on the public screen.

In an instant, Su Ming was so disgusted that he almost spit out the undigested lunch: "You can say such a thing! What about the face? Don't you want a blue face?"

"Wait, I'm used to it, I forgot that I'm in the double row with you little brat!"

The photographer blushed: "Besides, what's the point of this, if you can get blue, you won't be fooled!"

at this time.

The jungler was completely excited by the photographer's words.

A girl who can babble!

Who can refuse this?

Anyway, the game is about to lose, if you can rely on a blue buff to get the girl's friend position before this, it is not a loss!

So ever.

Li Bai thoughtfully beat the blue BUFF into residual blood.

Immediately sent a signal: "Sister come to get the blue!"

Results in the next second.

The fresh blue BUFF was captured by a skill passing by Su Ming.

"No martial arts!"

The photographer gave Su Ming a pinky thumb.

"I'm all here for your own good."

Su Ming plausibly said: "Take this blue, and your soul will be completely degraded!"

"cut!"

The photographer said nothing more.

After all, it is just a game, there is no need to care about an eight-year-old child.

Can not imagine.

The jungler was not happy.

Don't look at this is just an ordinary blue BUFF.

But it is a bridge for him to establish a friendly relationship with his sister.

With this blue as a foreshadowing, the girl will feel that she is a good person.

Maybe, the next game will be able to pull the girl together.

When the time comes, I will take out my own heroes, and a few blood Cs.

Small sample, the girl must not be fascinated by herself?

A good abacus for the jungler.

It's a pity that Su Ming was so messed up.

The jungler said that the uncle can bear it, but the aunt can't bear it!

His anger came from his heart, and his wickedness turned to courage. He typed greetings at Su Ming: "Gongsun Li you × is dead!"

Feeling refreshed after scolding.

The available response is...

"You're really a dung beetle yawning - with a stinky mouth, how many mothers do you have, dare to talk to me like that?"

Suddenly being sprayed, Su Ming responded without hesitation.

joke.

When it comes to spraying people in the game, he has never been afraid of anyone.

Zaun Ten Years Players Apply to Play!

"You don't know how to catch people even if you play as a jungler. What about your steps on WeChat in the wild area?"

"It's the same as shi, but I'm too embarrassed to bark!"

"I know that you are beeping and beeping on the Internet, I'm afraid that your life in reality is not satisfactory, right?"

"Do you have a girlfriend? How much do you have in savings?"

"If you see a girl's ID in the game, just lick it. You won't be a licking dog in reality, will you?"

"@#%*￥%...!!!"

[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…

[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…

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——[Swiping steps on WeChat... Die of laughter, it's so good at describing it! 】

——[Squirting people can be so elegant, without a single dirty word. 】

——【A little polite, but not much! 】

——[The amount of mother content is extremely low, but it is extremely insulting! Heartbroken words! 】

——[Ten lines in one second, canyon pianist! ! ! 】

——[This hand speed, I am a girl, I love it! 】

——【You are wrong upstairs! 】

…

Su Ming is operating and typing.

There was no pause at all.

that's it.

He sent ten sentences, and the jungler could barely respond with one sentence.

under repeated bombing.

The jungler directly broke the defense: "Damn your sister, I'm not licking a dog!"

Su Ming: "Yoyoyo, it looks like I got it right, why would you be so excited?"

Jungle player: "I'm ×××! If you can report your address, I will go and chop you now!"

Su Ming: "Come on, who's afraid of who? If you don't come, it's your grandson!"

Live room: "Pfft!!!"

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