The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

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The photographer was the first to speak: "It can't be the jungler Li Bai who came to the door, right?"

Su Ming asked back, "What do you think?"

The photographer consoled himself: "I think...it's just a coincidence!"

The voice just fell.

The phone ringing stopped abruptly.

The black-clothed man's voice sounded again: "That's right, it's here, open the door quickly, the takeaway won't taste good when it's cold!"

He urged the people inside to open the door.

"Stop pretending, you're not delivering food at all!"

Across the door, the photographer is still tough.

He shouted outside: "You don't even have a plastic bag, you just have a kitchen knife in your hand, do you think I'm stupid?"

Seeing that his lie was seen through, the man in black simply stopped pretending.

"Yes, I am that Li Bai!"

He banged and started smashing the door: "Sun Thief, weren't you crazy in the game just now? There is a way to open the door! Look at Grandpa if I can cut you or not!"

Su Ming: "!!!"

Photographer: "!!!"

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At this moment.

The live broadcast room completely exploded.

Netizens watched the fun and didn't think it was a big deal, and they all made a fool of themselves.

——【Ruthless man! This Li Baizhen followed the network cable to find it. 】

——[Brilliant, do what you say! 】

——【Hahaha, there is a good show to watch now! 】

——【Sit and wait for the seat! 】

——[Call me at the dinner table, I will sit at the child's table! 】

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The two in the room couldn't help holding their breaths and looked at each other.

The photographer looked at Su Ming: "Didn't you just say that he was hilarious?"

"yes!"

"Then why did he really come to the door?"

Su Ming shrugged: "The legs are on him, I can't control where they go. Besides, my words are not imperial edicts. If I let him die, will he listen to me?"

"Ah this..."

The photographer was speechless on the spot.

But soon.

He suddenly reacted.

"its not right!"

"What's wrong?"

"You are the one who scolds him, not me. Am I panicking?"

The photographer is an afterthought.

Su Ming said at the right time: "Then can I open the door? Anyway, I'll say it's you who scolds him later, do you think he believes it?"

"Boiled!"

The photographer is going crazy.

It was clearly not his job to scold people, but now he has to be frightened.

It really doesn't make sense.

at the same time.

The slamming outside the door continued.

The hotel business is not good, only Su Ming and his group are staying today.

Su Ming picked up the phone and sent Ji Li a text message.

Tell her not to come out no matter what she hears.

Immediately, he took a piece of paper with peace of mind, lay down on the table and wrote.

see.

The photographer couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you leaving a last word?"

"If you can talk, just say a few words less, and if you can't, keep your mouth shut!"

Su Ming turned over the silver: "I'm practicing calligraphy."

The photographer was stunned: "What characters are you practicing?"

Su Ming explained: "Didn't I say that he dares to come to the door, and my name will be written upside down from now on?"

Saying that, he picked up the piece of paper in front of him.

Pointing to the words "Ming Su" on it, he asked, "Do you think my writing looks good?"

Photographer: "..."

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in the hallway.

The man in black is extremely violent.

He persevered and kept knocking on the door.

It can be seen that this buddy was not lightly stimulated by Su Ming's ridicule in the game.

Otherwise it wouldn't be so.

inside the house.

The two are discussing countermeasures.

"Stop practicing calligraphy, and quickly think of a way."

Su Ming said unhurriedly, "What are you panicking about? I've already called the police!"

"What did the police say?"

"They said it would take up to ten minutes to get here from the police station."

heard.

The photographer breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's only ten minutes. That's fine. As long as the door is not opened, he won't be able to come in."

Just finished speaking.

Click!

A crisp sound entered the ear.

Look at the source of the sound.

I saw a crack in the wooden door of the hotel.

Su Ming walked over and took a look.

Immediately analyzed: "In my opinion, this door will last for five minutes at most!"

"!!!"

The photographer finally let go of his heart hangs up again.

Su Ming handed over the pen and paper he had just used.

"Why don't you hurry up and write some last words?"

"Write a fart!"

The photographer is very uncomfortable.

The trouble should end it.

You still have to solve the problem you stabbed yourself.

After thinking about it, Su Ming suggested: "Before this, I have a good idea!"

The photographer cast him a hopeful look: "What can I do?"

Su Ming pointed to the door: "Go out, fight him with hard steel, 1V1 real man battle!"

"Do you think it's a good idea?"

The photographer was speechless.

See him cowardly.

Su Ming said with reason and reason: "There is a person outside, and you are also a person. There is a 50% chance that hard steel can be beaten."

"Just kidding?"

The photographer cried and said, "What's your physique? What's my physique? Besides, the kitchen knife in his hand is a decoration?"

talking and talking.

He suddenly thought of something, "Hey, no, I'm going out to have a hard time with him, what about you?"

"I'll cheer you on by the side, or put on a BGM!"

Su Ming took out his mobile phone, flipped through the songs in Wang Yiyun's music, and asked the photographer's opinion: "What do you think of Tianlong Babu's music? I heard that Qiao Feng has never lost in this music. I think it suits you well."

"You're still in the mood to joke at this time!"

Looking at the cracks on the door, the cracks are getting bigger, and the wooden door is crumbling.

The photographer was frantic.

In contrast, Su Ming.

He was very calm from start to finish.

Steady as an old dog.

finally.

He said seriously: "Please, it's a society ruled by law now, what can he do with a kitchen knife?"

As soon as these words came out, the photographer woke up.

Su Ming said again: "So there is no need to be afraid at all. I think he is just trying to scare people! If you don't believe it, go out now, stretch your neck in front of him, and let him cut it. Do you dare to see him?"

The photographer took a deep breath and said soberly: "You said just now that he wouldn't come to the door, but now..."

"It was an accident just now!"

"Then what if he really cuts it?"

"If you really cut it..."

Su Ming paused: "Then you can only blame your bad luck, pay attention in your next life!"

Photographer: "..."

Audience: "Pfft!!!"

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