The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

The photographer came to the flower bed and rubbed the Baba on the sole of the shoe.

It took half a day to rub off part of it.

I was planning to go back to the hotel to brush my shoes.

Unexpectedly, Su Ming suggested to go to a cake shop.

Just ask to know.

It turns out that today is the birthday of Ji Li sister!

The photographer asked curiously: "How did you know?

"The last time I checked in at the hotel, I saw the date on her ID card." Su Ming paused: "So I'm going to buy her a birthday cake."

"This girl is really nice and kind! It's just that life is a bit miserable!" The photographer waved his hand: "I paid for the cake!"

Su Ming stopped and said suddenly: "You know what? 39

The photographer is puzzled: "Know what?

"You look so handsome!"

"Does that mean I'm not usually handsome?"

"Good, very self-aware!"

Photographer: "Boil!"

The two walked for a long time and chose a cake shop that looked very high-end.

Choose carefully and order a cake.

when checking out.

Looking at the bill, the photographer almost jumped up.

"Damn it! Eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight! What kind of cake is expensive?"

A female clerk stepped forward: "Hello, customer, we are a black swan cake shop here, and this is the price."

"What kind of black swan and white swan, so much money can buy more than a dozen geese!"

The photographer regrets it.

He looked at Su Ming: "Is it too late for me to regret the payment?

"If you're going to say that, I suddenly think you're not handsome!

"Day! You can earn more money, but being handsome is a lifetime thing! I'll give you the money!"

The photographer gritted his teeth and swallowed.

when paying.

Just now the female clerk stood up again and told the two of them good news.

"Sir, our store is holding an event, and every customer who spends more than 5,000 will be given the same gift according to the constellation.

"What do you mean?"

The photographer doesn't know much.

The clerk explained in a good voice: "That is, if you are an Aquarius, we will give you a vase, and if you are a Pisces, we will give you two fresh big carp"

"And such a good thing!

The photographer was very excited: "I happen to be a chubby woman, isn't that..."

"Ah this..."

This time, the clerk will not be able to fix it.

The photographer is getting more and more enthusiastic.

He looked up and down at the young female clerk in front of him, licked his lips and said, "Miss, I think you're pretty, and we're a good fit, why don't you try it?"

The female clerk quickly refused and blurted out: "No, I already have a boyfriend, and besides, I haven't been... ah bah bah!"

Say half.

Realizing that something was wrong, she slammed on the brakes to hold back the words behind her.

Unfortunately it was too late.

The photographer instantly lost interest in her.

At this time.

The clerk gave other solutions: "In addition to the constellation, gifts can be exchanged according to the zodiac, for example: if you belong to cattle, you will give two pounds of beef, and if you belong to sheep, you will give two pounds of mutton. What do you belong to?

"I am a dragon, give me the whole dragon!

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The clerk was speechless.

She even suspected that the photographer was looking for trouble and deliberately raised the bar!

Eyes turn to Su Ming.

The clerk suggested again: "It's okay to use this kid's. Come, tell my sister what zodiac sign you are?"

Su Ming: "I belong to Kun, Kun, you are so beautiful Kun!""

The clerk breathed a sigh of relief.

I took out two chickens...

Unexpectedly.

Before leaving.

The clerk suddenly made an unexpected move.

She stopped the photographer: "Sir, can I ask you something?"9

The photographer said angrily: "If you have something to say, say it!"

The clerk revealed his inner doubt: "I don't mean anything else, I just want to ask, did you step on shit because you smell so bad?"

Photographer: 6699

Su Ming: "Pfft!!!35

In front of the screen, the audience laughed and screamed.

【This clerk has a weird nose!】

[It's really enough to die...]

[Photographer: As long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed!]

【Can you still have shoes on your feet?】

【Trust me, if you walk barefoot on the road, the rate of turning back will only be higher! 】

With the cake, Su Ming came to the musical instrument shop again.

Getting ready to pick out a guitar for Ji Li.

But the guitars here are too expensive.

Cheap Su Ming doesn't look good, expensive ones cost 70,000 to 80,000 yuan.

Musical instruments are naturally expensive.

It's just that Su Ming couldn't come up with so much money all together.

Exactly at this time.

A voice from the nearby shopping mall came to Su Ming's ears.

He pulled the photographer over to join in the fun.

After arriving.

I saw a huge crowd of people in the center of the mall.

Just ask.

A daze game is being held here.

Yes, you heard that right, it's the competition who stays in a daze for a long time!

The rules are: Contestants can only maintain one position and cannot move. They can close their eyes and cannot fall asleep. A slight movement will be regarded as eliminated.

One hundred registration fee.

Stick to the last one: 80,000 bonus!

Upon hearing this.

Su Ming's eyes lit up.

Eighty thousand!

I can just buy the guitar I like.

God help me!

He is bound to win this prize!

Without further ado.

Su Ming hurried to the registration office and took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the staff.

"`~Who signed up?

Su Ming pointed at the photographer and said, "He!"

"???"

The photographer's face was full of question marks: "If you can't go on your own, let me go? How uncomfortable is it to stay motionless for a long time, I can't afford that crime!

"Who are you not going to go to? Do you want me to go?

Su Ming did not give him a chance to refuse, and directly wrote the name "Wang Ziyan" on the registration form.

Photographer: "!!!"

Seeing that he was reluctant, Su Ming had to flicker and say: "I have an aunt who is a few years younger than you, as long as you are willing to go up to participate in the competition, I will introduce my aunt to you as a girlfriend. of)

As soon as this word comes out.

The photographer's attitude changed greatly: "Deal!

Immediately after.

Look at the field.

He asked the most crucial question.

"There are forty or fifty people participating in the competition, what if I can't make it to the end? 35

"rest assured!

Su Ming smiled mysteriously: "I have already thought of a way for you to win this game."

The two then began to conspire.

Su Ming sticks to the photographer's ear: "For a while we'll...this...this...then that...that...get it?

The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded at the time.

【…Ah, what are these two people talking about?】

[Damn, why don't you tell the big guys, I'm dying of curiosity! 】

【Look, this little brat is very refined!】

[Maybe it's a bad move. 】

【I agree with the statement above!】