The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

When Su Ming and Han Bing came back after washing their hands.

I saw the waiter girl who was in charge of ordering standing beside the photographer blushed.

It's like having a fever.

"Sister, I mean, ask if you have this dish of dry pot chicken!

The photographer explained something.

The girl was stunned.

"Do you eat pancakes?"

When she came back to her senses, the girl greeted the photographer angrily.

Just turn around and leave.

The photographer looked bewildered: "You pancakes? What pancakes? I don't eat that stuff! By the way, I haven't ordered yet, come and order from a waiter! 99

With the photographer shouting loudly.

Another waiter chanted and came over.

This time it was a fat boy.

However, he just appeared.

A familiar face came into view.

After seeing it, Su Ming was stunned.

He subconsciously asked: "Little brother, what's your name?

The waiter smiled and said, "My child, my name is Yue Yunpeng.

"!!!"

Su Ming was even more shocked, he blurted out and asked: "Do you have a girlfriend named Yanzi?

This time it was the waiter's turn to be surprised.

"My God~"

He covered his mouth: "How did you know that?"

Su Ming answered the question: "007, is your girlfriend studying abroad now?

"Yes!"

The waiter nodded heavily.

Su Ming then asked, "If I'm not mistaken, you've been with your girlfriend for eight years now, right?"

"Eight years? I only remember two thousand nine hundred and twenty-three days. 35

When he mentioned his girlfriend, Yue Yunpeng had a happy smile on his face, and even forgot that he was working.

He forgot to tell his own love story.

"My girlfriend was the school flower in college. I met her because of a money loss incident. At that time, everyone said that she stole the money..."

"excuse me.

Su Ming suddenly said, "Let me tell you the truth, that money was stolen by your girlfriend."

"Impossible! You are not allowed to speak ill of my girlfriend, Yanzi is not that kind of person!""

The waiter named Yue Yunpeng was not happy at that time: "Little boy, why do you say that my girlfriend stole the money?

"This……"

Su Ming didn't know how to explain it.

He can't say, this is because he listened to those movie commentaries on Douyin before he crossed over, right?

I thought about it for a long time.

Su Ming looked at Yue Yunpeng: "Then believe it or not, your girlfriend will break up with you after returning from studying abroad?"

Yue Yunpeng: "???"

"Kid, are you sure you're here to eat, not to make trouble?"

Yue Yunpeng was a little impatient.

"believe or not."

Su Ming wanted to help him with kindness.

Who knows this guy doesn't appreciate it at all.

"Lick the dog, you deserve to be kicked!"

In his heart, Su Ming did not forget to tell this Yue Yunpeng: "Listen to me, you must never go to Kyoto in the future, and don't learn cross talk with a little fat man named Guo..."

Hear this.

The waiter looked at him with strange eyes.

"Is there something wrong? I am young, and I already earn a high salary of 2,800 yuan a month just by serving dishes. Why do I have to learn cross talk when I have nothing to do? Is talking about cross talk very profitable?

Su Ming gave him a satisfied look.

He was relieved to see that licking a dog was such a mentality.

"Order!

soon.

Food is served.

The three picked up chopsticks and started eating.

At this time.

Han Bing just remembered to ask Su Ming.

"Why do you know the girlfriend of that waiter brother just now, and... what do you mean by those nonsense things you said to him? 35

It's not just her curious.

now.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room said they did not understand.

face this question.

Su Ming's head hurts.

He didn't know how to answer.

Fortunately at this time.

The photographer answered for Su Ming.

"He'll take pictures!"

The photographer vaguely remembered.

It was a sunny afternoon.

It was this little brat who said he had a bloodbath.

Then a guy who was tricked into wiping his ass came out and beat himself up.

This incident left a deep impression on the photographer...

heard.

Han Bing couldn't help but be interested.

(aece)

"Then can you help me see? 35

"What do you want to see?"

"Look when my ex-boyfriend can get hit by a car.

"So much hatred?"

"Must, the old lady is so good-looking, the dog man is cheating!

As soon as this word comes out.

The audience in the live broadcast room was only shocked.

——【(Angry) Is there a mistake, such a beautiful young lady, there are men who don’t know how to cherish it?】

【A really full man does not know that a hungry man is hungry!】

【If I were her boyfriend, I would be willing to be a cow or a horse!】

[As a visitor, I can only say that everyone in the live broadcast room is still too young. 】

[That is, no matter how beautiful a girl is, sooner or later, she will get tired of it. 】

【Wife is always the best of others!】

A meal is over.

Han Bing, who promised them, has already done it.

Get out of the hotel.

Han Bing kindly gave Su Ming two hundred dollars and asked them to find a hotel to stay at night.

On the occasion of parting.

Han Bing blinked: "Brother Su Ming, you haven't told me when my ex-boyfriend will be killed by a car! 35

"Ah this..."

After thinking for a long time, Su Ming shook his head: "It is unlikely that you want your ex-boyfriend to be killed by a car, unless you drive to hit him yourself."

Seeing Han Bing's face disappointed.

Su Ming spoke again: "However, I can teach you a way to effectively increase your ex-boyfriend's death rate. 99

Han Bing asked, "What can I do?"

Su Ming said casually: "As we all know, you can't turn on the TV during thunderstorms, and the same is true for mobile phones. From now on, whenever there is a thunderstorm, you will call your ex-boyfriend. Keep at it, maybe one day he will be struck to death by lightning!"

Han Bing: "Good idea! Luo

[666~ This method is absolutely perfect for revenge on my ex-boyfriend! 】

[(covers mouth) Full of routines...]

[I learned it, but there is a problem, what if I hack myself?]

[At this time, it depends on the character...]

[One must die. 】

[Warm reminder, sisters in the live broadcast room, it is recommended that you buy insurance for your ex-boyfriend before calling, and the beneficiary must write his own name. 】

【By coincidence, I am an insurance seller, does anyone want to buy insurance?】

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

Many girls in the live broadcast room picked up their pens and started taking notes.

Han Bing also said goodbye to the two with satisfaction.

Next.

Su Ming touched his stomach that was stretched out.

"It's a little uncomfortable, why don't you go for a walk in the square?

"Don't go.

The photographer decisively refused.

Su Ming doesn't force it either.

"I heard that there will be a strip show tonight in the square here..."

Back again.

The photographer had already appeared ten meters away.

"Let's go! Don't you mean walking? I declare in advance, I'm not interested in that striptease show at all, I just want to digest my food.

Su Ming: "I believe it!"

Audience: "We believe it too!