The Kid Is A Little Polite, But Not Much!

Chapter 92 It's not okay to slap the face, unless...add money! (Kneeling and begging to subscri

on the square.

More and more people are watching the fun.

At this moment.

A drunk lady passed by and stumbled to the front of the crowd.

The moment I saw the photographer.

The lady's eyes suddenly lit up.

Then……

"spit~"

She was caught off guard and threw up.

Su Ming: "???"

Photographer: "???"

"Girl, what do you mean?"

The photographer frowned, very unhappy.

Such behavior made him feel like he was being insulted.

Throw up when you meet.

What do the netizens in the live broadcast room think?

Those who didn't know thought it was because he was so ugly that he made people feel sick and vomited.

"Sorry sorry, I drank too much."

After vomiting, Miss Sister also woke up more than half of the time, and apologized quickly after reacting.

Su Ming said at the right time: "Miss, do you play with a real punching bag? Ten dollars per punch.""

"Play!"

The lady agreed very decisively.

Immediately took out a hundred dollars and handed it to Su Ming.

Not waiting for Su Ming to tell the rules.

The young lady stepped forward and slapped the photographer in the face.

Snapped!

04 The sound is crisp and powerful.

The palm prints on the photographer's face are clearly visible.

People were immediately stunned.

"No, Miss, we, a real punching bag, can't slap in the face.

Su Ming hurriedly stopped him.

"I don't care. He looks too much like my scumbag ex-boyfriend. If I use my mother's money to pick up other girls, I will slap him in the face."

Miss you don't care.

"Ah this..."

Su Ming showed a look of embarrassment: "That's not possible, who can stand beating like this? Unless..."

The young lady asked, "Unless what?"

"Unless you have to pay more!""

Su Ming speaks amazingly.

The lady didn't even hesitate after hearing it.

"One hundred yuan for a slap, and I slap ten times, is this all right?"

Done.

The young lady took out her mobile phone and directly scanned the QR code from WeChat to transfer 1,000 yuan to Su Ming.

see.

Su Ming took two steps back and smiled: "Please!"

Photographer: "???"

【(Thumbs up) Hahaha, you have to pay extra for a good sentence!】

[(Funny) Real-life version of the money-added layman...]

[Photographer: It's a pleasure to meet you...]

[Sure enough, money is everything. 】

[There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved with money. If there is, it means that the money is not enough. 】

ten minutes later.

The little sister who had vented enough shook her slightly numb right hand and left in satisfaction.

The photographer sat on a park bench like an injustice, rubbing his flushed face.

Su Ming counted the money next to him.

"Not bad, I made a thousand and thirteen in one night."

Su Ming couldn't close his mouth with laughter.

The photographer on the side looked gloomy.

"This girl is too ruthless, and she also hits one side of the face, please help me, my handsome face is not deformed, right?

Su Ming didn't turn his head back: "It's not that I deliberately humiliated you, just like your face, the deformation is equal to plastic surgery, and it feels like you are a little more handsome than before."

"Really? 35

"Liar you're a puppy. 35

Su Ming is telling the truth this time.

And the photographer not only did not get angry after hearing this, but looked happier.

at the moment.

Money is also made.

The two casually found a hotel to stay in.

Just entered the house.

Ding!

The photographer's cell phone rang.

Take it out and take a look.

He suddenly had peach blossoms on his face, and he smiled happily.

It's like spring.

"The two beautiful ladies I just added, the one wearing Hi Silk sent me a message!"

The photographer held the phone and looked excited.

Su Ming asked curiously, "What content did you post?

The photographer smirked: "Miss, ask me... Are you there?

"Gone?"

"yes."

Su Ming couldn't help feeling speechless.

"Just two words, are you so excited?

"Can you not be excited?"

The photographer's heart beat faster and his breathing was short: "Since I was a child, it was the first time that a girl sent me a message other than my mother."

Just a few seconds.

He has fantasized a lot.

Thinking of getting off the list smoothly and having a beautiful girlfriend who likes to wear hi silk.

They also thought that the two of them even had children, and they were at the age of elementary school.

Think about it.

The photographer suddenly thought of something.

He suddenly asked Su Ming: "What do you think our children should be named in the future?"

"???35

Su Ming's face was full of question marks.

stunned for a long time.

Su Ming came back to his senses: "You are asking the right person about the name, I am a professional, tell me, what kind of name do you want?

Think for a moment.

The photographer said slowly: "I want a son, I hope he will grow up rich and rich, so I hope that the name should be well-known.

"Simple.

Su Ming said seriously: "Your surname is Wang, so what do you think of the name Wang Tear Cong?"

The photographer muttered to himself: "Tear the shallots... I'm still dipping in the sauce! But let me tell you, the name Wang Tears onions, although it feels a bit earthy, but when I hear it, it gives me the feeling of a rich man! "5

After a pause, he looked at Su Ming again: "This name is used as an alternative, and then give me a domineering one. 55

"Domineering..."

Su Ming thought for a while: "Then just call it Wangba.""

"Wangba can, but it's not foreign enough.

"Adding two words makes it foreign, called Wang Ba's manuscript.

"Then what if I want my son to have the appearance of a great emperor?""

"That's called Wang Teng!

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[Popularity] Crazy+1+1+1+1+1…

The audience burst out laughing.

[Good guy, Wangba, I can see the name. 】

[My son Wang Teng has the appearance of a great emperor! 】

[If this name is really used, children will be laughed at from elementary school to university. 】

[Before the eight characters were written, I began to think about naming the child...]

[666,)

【Awesome!!!】

at the same time.

is talking.

The photographer's cell phone rang again.

It's still a WeChat message from Miss Hi Si.

The other party asked 010: "Did you sleep?"

The photographer just remembered.

Patronized the name, but haven't returned to the news.

So he hurriedly started typing: "I haven't slept or slept, Miss, I'm here, what's the matter?"

Staring intently at the screen.

The photographer laughed endlessly.

He looked at Su Ming: "Guess what Miss Sister is looking for from me?"

Su Ming expressed her own opinion: "I guess she is free to play and wants to tease you."

"nonsense!

The photographer's eyes widened: "I guess Miss Sister must have fallen in love with me at first sight, so she took the initiative to send me a message.

Su Ming rolled his eyes.

I've never seen someone so selfish!

The photographer's voice just fell.

The lady sent a reply: "I think

Only half of the words are said, which is thought-provoking.

"did you see?

The photographer took the phone to Su Ming and shook it.

Then started to reply.

"What do you want? Miss, just say it, no matter what you want, I will promise you! 35

He subconsciously licked his lips, his smile becoming more and more wretched.

Could it be that... a sweet love is about to begin?

The photographer felt uneasy.