The king of entertainment
Chapter 1099 Xiao Yang talks about cross talk again
The reason why Xiao Yang wanted to speak crosstalk was to promote Chinese culture!
There are many foreign shows similar to talk shows, and they are popular all over the world.
Why can’t domestic crosstalk go abroad?
So, Xiao Yang pulled Hu Feihua and made a sound again.
The two foreign artists next to them were specially selected by Xiao Yang. They were artists engaged in talk shows after they became popular.
Both of them have a foundation in talk shows, and there is no problem with speaking crosstalk.
That’s right, Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua will talk about the Chinese version of crosstalk later, while the two foreigners are talking about the English version.
Four people synchronize.
Their crosstalk is called "Night Walk".
This is the classic crosstalk spoken by Xiao Yang, the world crosstalk master Hou Baolin.
Hou Baolin is Guo Degang's ancestor.
The audience was very excited.
It has been a long time since everyone heard Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua talk crosstalk.
Especially during the Spring Festival Gala, Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua were not on the scene, and everyone became even more itchy.
Today, everyone can finally listen to their crosstalk again.
On stage.
Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua started first.
Xiao Yang smiled: "This time I will tell you a crosstalk."
Hu Feihua sighed: "Hey, I like listening to your crosstalk the most."
Xiao Yang looked at him: "Oh, do you often hear that?"
Hu Feihua smiled and said, "I haven't heard it recently."
Xiao Yang smiled: "Don't you like to listen?"
Hu Feihua smiled and said, "I love to listen, but I can't stand the restrictions in the theater."
Xiao Yang asked: "What are the restrictions in the theater?"
Hu Feihua had no choice but to: "I can't stand it if I don't let smoke."
Xiao Yang looked at him: "Oh, why do you think you are not allowed to smoke in this theater?"
Hu Feihua was stunned: "Ah."
Xiao Yang said: "This is right."
Hu Feihua looked confused: "Hmm?"
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "You think, there are hundreds of audiences below, and they all smoke. Everyone smokes together. Can the actors on this stage stand it?"
Everyone smiled.
Hu Feihua was happy, "Then can I say that. There are many people in the audience and few people on the audience. The few should obey the majority."
Everyone laughed.
Xiao Yang shook his head: "This is not possible, everyone must abide by this public order."
Hu Feihua said: "This is OK, but you won't let it be! Do you think you can't let it be if you don't let it be if you don't let it be?"
Xiao Yang was so angry: "This is not the same thing."
Hu Feihua nodded: "This is called restricting personal freedom!"
Xiao Yang shook his head: "Where is this happening?"
Hu Feihua said: "Don't you say this is called restricted?"
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "You are called raising a quarrel!"
Hu Feihua shook her head: "The minority obeys the majority, and disobeying means limiting freedom. Speaking of this, I remember something."
Xiao Yang was curious, "What's the matter?"
Hu Feihua said: "I got on the train and picked up people that day and wanted to take the bus."
Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes."
Hu Feihua said: "When I went to the bus station, I saw that there was a car."
Xiao Yang nodded.
Hu Feihua said: "The ticket seller was about to pull the door, but I stretched out my legs-"
Xiao Yang asked: "Have you gone up?"
Hu Feihua said: "The car is driving."
Everyone laughed.
The two foreign artists next to them were also performing simultaneously, and many foreigners were also amused.
Madison and Cameron looked at each other, and the former said, "It's the first time I've heard crosstalk."
Cameron said, "It's interesting."
...
On stage.
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Then wait until next time."
Hu Feihua shook her head: "No, I have to chase it!"
Xiao Yang was happy, "What are you chasing a car?"
Hu Feihua said: "Where are my shoes on it!"
"Ha ha……"
Everyone laughed.
Xiao Yang was happy: "Who told you to stretch your legs up?"
Hu Feihua said: "I said 'Stop! Stop! Shoes - where is my shoes on it!"
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Have the bus stopped?"
Hu Feihua shook her head: "No, the ticket seller threw down my shoes."
Everyone laughed.
Xiao Yang said: "You have to admit your luck. You should ask you to go to the company to get your shoes!"
Hu Feihua said: "You said it was so annoying! I said I would take my shoes and wait for another trip."
Xiao Yang was confused.
Hu Feihua said: "There are 8 more people standing there."
Xiao Yang said: "You line up next to it."
Hu Feihua said: "Do I rank 9th?"
Xiao Yang was stunned: "Ah, shouldn't it be?"
Hu Feihua said: "Then are you chasing me for these shoes in vain?"
Xiao Yang said: "Who asked you to chase me?"
Hu Feihua said: "I can't rank the ninth one!"
Xiao Yang was happy: "How many are you ranked?"
Hu Feihua said: "The first one!"
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Did he agree?"
Hu Feihua said: "You have to explain to him."
Xiao Yang asked: "How do you explain it?"
Hu Feihua smiled and said, "I said: Are you waiting for the car here? Oh! You are very lucky, you are the first one. When the car comes, you should get on first, because you came early! Actually, I was not late, just now
I'm going to chase my shoes and the car is coming, you should let me get in first."
Xiao Yang shook his head: "This is not true."
Hu Feihua said, "Hey, I'm done, that person is happy for me."
Xiao Yang was surprised: "Did you agree?"
Hu Feihua said: "The man said: Go behind!"
Xiao Yang was happy: "It's a waste of time?"
Hu Feihua said: "When I think this passerby doesn't know how to unite!"
Xiao Yang was amused and crying: "Okay, okay, okay, don't put hats on others!"
Hu Feihua said: "I said, OK, OK! You first, I'll go behind."
Xiao Yang said: "That's right."
Hu Feihua shook her head: "This is not OK either."
Xiao Yang was surprised: "So what's wrong?"
Hu Feihua said: "Someone behind me shouted: Hi! Don't go to the line! What's the quality!"
"Ha ha……"
Everyone laughed.
Xiao Yang was also happy: "You just stand behind one person?"
Hu Feihua said: "When I thought, I could be like the two of them, so uncultured."
Xiao Yang was amused and crying: "What does it mean to be uncultured!"
Hu Feihua said: "I'll explain to others."
Xiao Yang smiled: "What else can I explain?"
Hu Feihua smiled a little: "Hey, if there is a weak heart, I won't add it there?"
"Ha ha……"
Everyone couldn't help but feel happy.
Xiao Yang smiled and said, "You are called delaying your time!"
Hu Feihua had no choice but to explain: "I explained for a long time, but the result was-"
Xiao Yang asked: "What's wrong?"
Hu Feihua spread her hands: "No one allowed."
Xiao Yang said: "Originally, you didn't take care of your children, so you're ranked 9th!"
Hu Feihua had no choice but to: "I just want to be the ninth one!"
Xiao Yang wondered: "What's wrong?"
Hu Feihua looked at the audience and said, "I'm on the 36th."
"Ha ha……"
Everyone laughed.
The foreign artists next to him also amused many foreign audiences.
Especially the stars in the world team are already laughing so hard that they are overturning.
I have to say that Chinese-style humor is acceptable to many countries.
The most important thing is that many people abroad think that "cross talk" is very novel.
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