The king of entertainment

Chen Yuanpeng shook his head.

He still doesn't want to give up this opportunity.

The young man's face darkened. He was about to speak, but someone behind him smiled and said, "If someone doesn't want to, why do you have to force him?"

Chen Yuanpeng was stunned.

The young man turned his head and saw that he was so scared that he was scattered: "Xiao... Teacher Xiao."

The person coming was Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang joked: "Playing with me on the same stage is not enough."

The young man's face was flushed, "I...I..."

Xiao Yang ignored him and looked at Chen Yuanpeng and said, "Come with me."

Chen Yuanpeng left with Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang suddenly stopped and asked, "Do you want to say good crosstalk?"

Chen Yuanpeng nodded vigorously, he even dreamed of it.

However, once he faces the crowded people in the audience, he feels uncomfortable and has no confidence.

Xiao Yang patted his shoulder: "Don't worry, this time, we're masking."

Chen Yuanpeng was stunned.

...

afternoon.

Crosstalk venue.

The seats are full.

Because today the Crosstalk Association held a masked crosstalk competition.

"The Crosstalk Association finally played innovating for a while."

"I don't know if they will launch new players this time."

"Oh, it's hard."

"That's right, the newcomer can't speak crosstalk well."

"It's better what the old actor said."

Many people think so.

Of course, the combination of Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua is not the same.

The game begins soon.

The first one to go on stage was a pair of old partners from the Crosstalk Association. Although they were wearing masks and talking about new crosstalk, many people still recognized them.

They received a lot of votes.

Immediately afterwards, someone came on stage.

"One person? Stand-up crosstalk?"

In the first row, Ma Degang and others were stunned.

"Xiao Yang really gave up Chen Yuanpeng."

"But he has violated the rules."

"That's right, he didn't bring new players and he had already declared that he lost."

Several old crosstalk actors laughed.

Ma Degang was helpless.

On stage, the crosstalk actor

The masked crosstalk actor laughed and said, "Hello everyone, everyone, I am the CEO of the Universe Cigarette Group."

His voice was still a little tight, but most people didn't hear it.

Many people couldn't help but be happy, Universe brand cigarettes?

"Today I want to attract some sponsorship products for the crosstalk competition. My cosmic cigarette, no matter what aspect, has entered the national ranking first." The masked crosstalk actor laughed and said, "In terms of sentence adjectives, I will use sentences to describe it."

Well, that's the factory is a little ambitious, and a golden phoenix flew out of the hillside."

"This guy is right."

"This is pretty straightforward."

Many people's eyes lit up.

Ma Degang frowned, the voice did not look like Xiao Yang's voice.

Immediately afterwards, he understood that Xiao Yang did not want to take advantage of it, and probably changed his voice.

The same is true for others.

On the stage, he smiled and said, "Why is our product popular among the majority of users? The main reason is that we produce cheap prices and good quality. If you don't believe it, please ask our company's chairman Mr. Ma Degang."

"Haha, the chairman's name is Niu Bi."

"The name of the masked crosstalk actor Lao Ma is broken."

Many people laughed.

"Our cosmic cigarettes are ready to be sold to the United States, Yang Kingdom, Yin Kingdom, Red Hair; India... Nepal, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan... Tanzania, Zambia, Mauritania, Kuwait, Nigeria... Argentina, Malta, Mauritius, Guyana; Luxembourg,

Jamaica, Lebanon, Rwanda…”

In just a moment, the masked crosstalk actor talked about the whole world.

That’s right, it’s a country in the world, and no one is missing!

The scene suddenly became quiet and there was no sound.

After a moment, the applause was thunderous

“6666…”

"It's really amazing. This tongue is definitely the best in the world!"

"Indeed, if you compare to the tongue kung fu, masked crosstalk actors are definitely the best in the world."

"I tried it just now, and I found that my tongue was almost knotted."

"It's so awesome. I just recorded it. I've played it slowly now and finally understood what the masked crosstalk actor is saying."

"By the way, when I converted the recording into text just now, my phone almost crashed."

"Haha, don't brag."

"This is very Xiaoyang."

Ma Degang and others knew who the person who told crosstalk was, so it was not surprising.

On the stage, the masked crosstalk actor didn't even breathe, and continued to speak crosstalk.

"Comrades, why is this cigarette popular among the majority of users?"

"The main reason is that we are well-trained. We have a slogan called "user first, quality first, sales first!"

"How to keep our sales volume? We just change brands frequently, every few days!"

"It turns out that we call it 'country brand'. Although this brand is not loud enough, it has a strong local flavor!"

"Later we found out that it wasn't possible. The name was too rustic, so we changed it to the 'beauty card'."

"There is a big girl in the cigarette box, with beautiful lady, handsome facial features and gorgeous clothes... The most important thing is that she is an internet celebrity. Although she is an artificial beauty, she is very popular."

When the masked crosstalk actor said this, the audience laughed and sucked. Is this a satirizing of the snake spirit's faces?

"But we still think something is wrong. Beauties will age, especially artificial beauties aging very quickly."

"We believe that the Universe Card will definitely maintain its youth!"

"Why? Because this brand is very loud."

"We want to use cosmic cigarettes to open up our new era and create a new situation for us!"

The masked crosstalk actor blinked at a crosstalk master in the audience, "Teacher Zhu, let's tell you a secret. Our cosmic cigarettes have taken an important measure to expand their sales."

The crosstalk master in the audience was amused, "What measures?"

"Of course it's advertising. No matter whether you are a subway station or a bustling street, there are advertisements for our universe cigarettes everywhere!"

"Cosmic cigarettes penetrate into your life and become the first of the three major elements of your life!"

"If you don't need my cosmic cigarette, you will not have a happy family!"

"You don't need my cosmic cigarettes, you can't get into college if you're a student!"

"No need for cosmic cigarettes, everyone who watches live broadcasts now, haha, I'll be singles all my life!"

The masked crosstalk actor became angry: "Of course, this was planned by Chairman Ma Degang, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Ha ha……"

"If you don't accept the wall, you will accept it."

"You're too hurt by masked crosstalk actor."

Everyone laughed.

The masked crosstalk actor is still bragging seriously.

The core of this crosstalk is to satirize those over-selling companies in the market. Masked crosstalk actors just grab this core and whine hard.

Soon, the masked crosstalk actor overtook the number of votes and became the number one.

The big guys from the Crosstalk Association smiled bitterly.

Xiao Yang is worthy of being Xiao Yang, and stand-up comedy is so awesome.

The most important thing is that Xiao Yang is covering his face completely by relying on his hard power.