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Just as Xiao Yang and his team were studying the filming of "Comedy Journey to the West", Wang Baoxiang took Chang'e to earth!

Chang'e and Wang Baoxiang rode a green bull to the earth.

There is no way, Chang'e cannot come down to earth privately.

But the cow riding Laojun is different.

Who is Laojun?

That is one of the three pure ones!

However, halfway through, a hanging Wuzhi Mountain blocked their way.

"Who is the monster?" Wang Baoxiang frowned.

"Stop pretending, do you think I don't know who you are?"

Someone in Wuzhishan said, "Wang Baoxiang, he is very capable, and he actually kidnapped Chang'e."

Wang Baoxiang's face changed slightly.

Mark's people are coming!

Chang'e looked at Wang Baoxiang, "This man is so strong that I can't see through this mountain."

Wang Baoxiang said in his heart that it is a "skill", and of course you can't see through it.

This Mark's teammate should have obtained some skill that can be transformed into Five Finger Mountain.

DreamWorks, Xiao Yang looked at everyone: "This kind of energy saving is called Wuzhishan."

Everyone was stunned, Wuzhishan? What's the use of this weird skill?

"Five Fingers Mountain can suppress everything."

Xiao Yang said, "This is a very good skill."

Everyone: "..."

Then aren’t we sure that we lose, you are so calm?

Xiao Yang smiled, "But he is sure that people within five meters can suppress it, and after suppressing one person, he himself will be trapped for five days."

Everyone: "..."

This skill is so that's it.

"He has activated his skills."

"Who did he suppress?"

"There is a monkey at the foot of the mountain!"

Everyone was shocked.

Sun Wukong was actually suppressed.

"My grass, who knows what happened?"

"I don't know, dream-reaching masters can automatically cut off the live broadcast signal. Who knows what they did behind their backs."

Many viewers were confused.

Why was the Monkey King suppressed?

Where did the two Tang monks go again, true or false?

"Mark must be the fake Tang Monk. He should have taken the real Tang Monk to the Kingdom of Women now."

"Zhou Xinghe is in trouble."

"That may not be. Mark is not necessarily Zhou Xinghe's opponent."

People in China certainly support Zhou Xinghe.

Foreigners are now watching live broadcasts in groups in bars and nightclubs.

"Mark will definitely win."

"That's right, Mark is our hero, he will definitely win."

"Who can explain to me why these three tasks are difficult?"

Someone was drinking beer while looking at the people around him.

There is no way, there is too much cultural differences.

Moreover, the story of "Journey to the West" is really not understood by everyone.

"Let me say it."

A mixed-race beauty said: "There are three missions in total. The first is that Tang Seng married the queen and king; the second is that Sun Wukong fell in love with the White Bone Spirit, and the third is that Chang'e came down to earth to marry Zhu Bajie."

“These three tasks are very difficult.”

"You should have watched Journey to the West, right? The movie made by DreamWorks."

"Of course I've seen it."

"That was a Journey to the West that was modified by the devil."

"Magic modification?"

"Yes, in the serious Journey to the West, Tang Monk was very persistent in taking the West. In order to achieve this goal, he would rather die, so no matter how coquettish his daughter, he would not be moved."

"Similar to our believers, their faith is difficult to break, and even if they die, they will stick to their faith."

"As for Sun Wukong, it is even more impossible for him to fall in love with the White Bone Spirit."

"Why? This should not be a matter of faith."

"Haha, you don't know this."

The mixed-race beauty said, "Sun Wukong is a straight man, no, a straight monkey. No matter how beautiful a beauty is, he will not be moved because he doesn't even like the mother monkey."

Everyone suddenly realized.

I see.

If you don’t like the same kind, how can you fall in love with interracial ties?

"Let's talk about Chang'e."

The mixed-race beauty said: "Chang'e likes a man named Houyi, but Houyi is dead."

"She shouldn't be a widowed woman, right?"

"Maybe not, but she will never fall in love with Zhu Bajie because Zhu Bajie is too ugly."

"Why is Zhu Bajie so ugly?"

A big man asked.

Everyone: "..."

This guy doesn't even know why Zhu Bajie is a pig.

The mixed-race beauty smiled and said, "Zhu Bajie was the Marshal Tianpeng who was in charge of 80,000 sailors in Tianhe in his previous life. He was proficient in the thirty-six changes. The weapons he held were made by the Taishang Laojun, and the Shangbaoqin Golden Rake personally given by the Jade Emperor, commonly known as the Jiuchi.

"Because of teasing Fairy Nishang, she was demoted to the mortal world, and she was born with a pig's body. She was born with a pig's head and fell into the cloud cave in Fuling Mountain." "Later, she was inspired by Guanyin Bodhisattva and married into Gao Laozhuang to farm, waiting for the scholars to obtain the scriptures.

”

"Sun Wukong conquered him as Tang Monk's second disciple, named Bajie, and together with Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing, he protected Tang Monk to the West to obtain scriptures. After several disasters, he achieved the right result because he was successful in carrying the burden and protecting Tang Monk. He was named the altar envoy by the Buddha.

.”

"It turned out to be a chromogen."

"Indeed, Zhu Bajie is lustful."

The mixed-race beauty said: "So, the problem between Chang'e and Zhu Bajie is not Zhu Bajie, but Chang'e. As long as Chang'e has the heart to marry a pig, the mission will be completed."

Everyone: "..."

"So, the difficulty of the three tasks is hell level."

The mixed-race beauty said: "But Mark is not an ordinary person after all, and he might succeed."

"Beauty, are you interested in joining the Dream Realization Team?"

A blonde man stood up and walked towards the mixed-race beauty.

"I?"

The mixed-race beauty smiled and said, "I can promise you, but I want to be the captain."

"No problem, I promise you, what's your name?"

"My name is Shanni."

...

...

Dreamworks.

Xiao Yang and the others are still watching the live broadcast.

Mark chose to turn off the live broadcast, so everyone couldn't see it.

Now, everyone can only see live videos of Wang Baoxiang and Chang'e.

Wang Baoxiang looked at Sun Wukong at the foot of the mountain, "Tsk tsk, amazing, you actually suppressed Sun Wukong."

Sun Wukong looked up: "The man of the Supreme Laojun?"

Wang Baoxiang nodded, "I am Laojun's disciple."

The people in Wuzhishan sneered: "It's just a liar, Chang'e, don't believe his words."

Chang'e frowned, "Who are you?"

Those who can suppress the Monkey King are definitely not ordinary people.

"I?"

The people in Wuzhishan sighed: "I am the Buddha."

Everyone: "..."

Can you fucking brag more awesome?

“To be precise, I am the shadow of Buddha.”

The person in Wuzhishan said, "So I can see through the person around you. He is not Laojun's disciple, he is an evil demon."

Everyone was happy. Are you going to completely ruin Journey to the West?

"He wanted to destroy the pursuit of scriptures, so he deceived you into descending to earth. You must not believe his words!"

"Demon?"

Wang Baoxiang smiled and said, "You look like an evil demon, don't you even dare to go on the road, hiding your head and showing your tail, what kind of person is you?"