The king of entertainment

Xiao Yang looked at the freshmen, "This story is to tell everyone that cherishing their loved ones is sometimes more important than becoming famous."

After a smile, Xiao Yang continued: "You may think that I am pretentious and will not hurt my back when I stand, but I am not afraid of everyone's jokes. Anyway, there are many people who have vilified me."

"Ha ha--"

Everyone smiled.

Mei Niansheng smiled and said, "Secretly tell everyone good news. To celebrate the admission of freshmen, Teacher Xiao has prepared a crosstalk for you."

Applause was thunderous.

Everyone was very excited.

Xiao Yang's crosstalk is not something you can hear casually.

Hu Feihua came on stage.

The applause from everyone became even more intense.

This is the golden combination of the crosstalk world. Today, I actually performed for us freshmen.

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Thank you for your applause, first of all, let's give the following introduction."

Hu Feihua nodded: "Yes."

Xiao Yang looked at Hu Feihua, "This one is xx."

Hu Feihua nodded, "It's me."

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "The show was performed very well just now and it was also very hard. It was our turn. I will bring you up to perform a crosstalk for everyone."

Hu Feihua was happy, "Take it up?"

Xiao Yang shook his head: "No! Coax you up."

Hu Feihua: "Call me?"

Xiao Yang: "No! Come on. No! Take it up... No! Push it up. Hold it up... and hug you up."

Hu Feihua was amused and crying: "Can you speak Chinese?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Just kidding, I don't regret coming to our Principal Mei to go to school at all!"

Hu Feihua asked, "Why?"

Xiao Yang said: "Because this place has left a beautiful impression on me, the school is beautiful and the people are beautiful. Especially since Xiao Yang came, it has become even more beautiful!"

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Is there anything more profound?"

Xiao Yang thought for a moment, "What's more profound? The new growth of our school is the most beautiful."

“Wow——”

"Teacher Xiao is right!"

"Paipa--"

The freshmen started cheering and applause was thunderous.

Hu Feihua pushed Xiao Yang: "Then you go down!"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Listen to me, just now, I saw many big stars in school and envied them. To tell you the truth, I have always had a dream."

Hu Feihua was curious, "What dream?"

Xiao Yang said: "Be a star!"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "You still want to be a star just like this?"

Everyone smiled.

Xiao Yang was unhappy, "What's wrong with me?"

Hu Feihua smiled.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience, "I'll go to this stop, everyone, no matter how you say I'm a big brother."

"handsome guy!"

"Teacher Xiao must be a handsome guy!"

"I'm so rich, I'm handsome."

New generations start to cheer.

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Haha, that's right, a big brother-level figure, Wu Song, his big brother."

Xiao Yang was so upset, "You were trying to make trouble, right?"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Do you know how to become a star?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Tell me?"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "If you are old, you must have a certain foundation to become famous. At least you must have your own strengths. Do you have these?"

Xiao Yang said: "I can perform crosstalk."

The audience was happy.

Hu Feihua didn't believe it, "You can still perform crosstalk?"

Xiao Yang said: "That is my hobby. I love listening to your crosstalk the most. Why don't I perform with you!"

Hu Feihua looked at Xiao Yang: "Would you please help me perform?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Can you see me?"

Hu Feihua asked, "Can you learn, tease, and sing about this?"

Xiao Yang said: "I know that we are proficient in all four basic skills of crosstalk actors, saying, learning, teasing, and singing."

Hu Feihua disdained, "Lu Ban played a big axe in front of the door - he didn't know the sky was high and the earth was thick!"

Xiao Yang: “…”

Hu Feihua said: "What's going on in crosstalk?"

Xiao Yang thought for a moment, "It's hard to say this."

Everyone was happy.

Hu Feihua: "..."

Xiao Yang said: "It means talking about tongue twisters, penetration or something?"

Hu Feihua said: "You can still penetrate your mouth? Can it work?"

Xiao Yang shrugged, "Try it."

Hu Feihua was happy, "Okay, today I'll see how you become famous. I'll treat you to a meal."

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "It's so good, I can order food."

Hu Feihua nodded: "Let's start."

Xiao Yang blurted out: "Then you invite me to eat steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws...duck soup, crab meat soup, chicken blood soup, three fresh osmanthus soup, red meatballs, white meatballs, Nanjian meatballs, Sixi

Meatballs, Sanxian meatballs, sign meatballs, fresh shrimp meatballs, fish jelly meatballs, fried croquettes, tofu meatballs, cherry meat, horse-tooth meat... carp, sauce crucian carp, live carp, duck, chicken with chicken..."

"Smack--"

Everyone got up and applauded.

Xiao Yang's quick mouth is so awesome.

The sword is not old!

Hu Feihua exclaimed: "Good words!"

Xiao Yang then stopped and smiled and said, "Can you treat me to these?"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Ah? You ordered something just now, but you didn't hear me when you were distracted."

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience, "Okay, it's a waste of time."

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Do you think you can become famous by saying this? If a person wants to become famous, he must develop comprehensively and know about Lausanne Ma? Do you know?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Learn from the old hen."

Hu Feihua asked, "Is there anything else?"

Xiao Yang said: "Learn from a rooster."

Hu Feihua smiled: "I'm very quick to change my sex!"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "Go more quickly."

Hu Feihua waved his hand: "Stop! Will the musical instruments be there?"

Xiao Yang said: "Please enjoy the instrumental legato "Battle of Liang" below."

Hu Feihua was happy, "Boy, you can do it twice, but these are still too simple. Do you know how to say Taiping lyrics?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "I have learned it!"

Hu Feihua said, "Shu Laibao?"

Xiao Yang said, "I am the best!"?

Hu Feihua asked, "Shandong Kuaishu?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "I can do it too!"

Hu Feihua smiled and said, "Okay, fortunately I am fully prepared. Have you seen two quick-pronged people? Do you know what this is?"

Xiao Yang said: "Mandarin duck board."

Hu Feihua said, "Don't you want to become famous? Try me to see."

Xiao Yang said, "Test a few times."

Hu Feihua said, "Can you say it?"

Xiao Yang smiled, "I won't talk about gossip, friends, listen to me, I won't sing anything else today, I will talk about creating glory in 2022... Satellites ascend to the sky and land on the moon, lonely Chang'e relieves her sorrow, Shenzhou spacecraft, scientific development of the world

Good... Food, housing and transportation have changed drastically, happy life has been forever, happy life has been forever..."

Everyone was malfunctioning.

If you want to say this crosstalk, you really have to listen to Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua.

The two of them cooperated perfectly.

The most important thing is that the taste is too much for everyone's appetite.

When Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua were having crosstalk, the entire network was broadcasting live.

The ratings are overwhelming.

Many show producers are speechless.

God, can people still live?

When will his popularity fall?