The king of entertainment

"Okay, I'll go."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled slightly.

Dong Wan was very surprised, and she didn't expect Lu Xiaofeng to be so straightforward.

Has the mission been completed?

Even the two sisters, Princess Danfeng, were very surprised.

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...

The night is deeper and quieter, and the world is filled with tranquility and peace.

What about human heart?

morning.

The bluestone streets have just been hot in the sun, and there are several shops on both sides that have not been opened.

How many people in the big city can still get used to the kind of life of "working at sunrise"?

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were standing on the hot bluestone slab.

"Are you really going to leave?"

“At least now.”

"Then where are we going now?"

"Let's go find someone."

"who?"

"The people are here."

Hua Manlou asked, "He is here?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded.

Hua Manlou said: "It seems that Ximen Chuxue doesn't live here!"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "He wasn't here at all, I'm looking for someone else!"

Hua Manlou said, "Who are you looking for?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "You rarely walk outside. Maybe you don't know that there are two very strange old men in the world. One knows astronomy and geography. He knows all the strange things from ancient times to the present, and the other knows one.

He has a better ability. No matter how strange and difficult the questions you ask, he has a way to solve them for you."

Hua Manlou said, "Are you talking about Datong and Dazhi?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Do you know them too?"

Hua Manlou said lightly: "Although I am blind, I am not deaf at all."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly and said, "Sometimes I really hope you are still a little deaf."

At this time, they had already walked under the shaded eaves, and a monk was walking over with his head hanging down and approaching in a manner.

This monk is very big-eared and very lucky. His body is worn and dirty, and his straw sandals on his feet are almost broken.

When Lu Xiaofeng saw the monk, she immediately met him and smiled and said, "Hello, honest monk!"

The honest monk looked up and saw him, and smiled, saying, "Have you become more honest recently?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "When you are not honest, I will be honest."

The honest monk met him, and seemed to have only a bitter smile.

Lu Xiaofeng said again: "It seems you are very happy today. Could it be that there is something happy?"

The honest monk smiled bitterly and said, "How can an honest monk have a happy event? Only a dishonest young man like you will have a happy event."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But today seems to be an exception."

The honest monk frowned, sighed again, and said, "Today is indeed an exception."

Judging from his expression, no one could tell that he no longer wanted Lu Xiaofeng to ask any more.

It’s a pity that Lu Xiaofeng was a little ignorant and was still asking: “Why?”

The honest monk said with a bitter face, "Because...because I just did something that was not very honest."

He didn't want to say anything, but he had to say it because he was an honest monk.

So Lu Xiaofeng felt even more strange and asked: "You can do something dishonest?"

The honest monk said, "This is the first time in my life."

Lu Xiaofeng felt it was even more interesting, lowered her voice and said, "What did you do?"

The honest monk's face seemed to be a little red, and he stuttered: "I just went to find Ouyang."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang?"

The honest monk looked at him, and his expression suddenly became very strange. He seemed to be a little complacent, and seemed to be very sympathetic to Lu Xiaofeng's ignorance. He shook his head and said, "Why don't you even know Ouyang?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why must I know?"

The honest monk whispered: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang Qing?"

The honest monk's face turned redder and he stammered: "She is... a very famous prostitute."

He seemed to have used up his strength to feed himself, and finally said the last two words.

Lu Xiaofeng could hardly help but jump up. He never dreamed that this honest monk would go to find a prostitute.

But although he felt surprised and funny in his heart, his face was silent and said lightly: "Actually, this is nothing. This kind of thing is very ordinary."

The honest monk was shocked and couldn't help but say, "This kind of thing is still very common?"

Lu Xiaofeng said seriously: "The monk has neither a wife nor a little wife. If a strong man can't even find a prostitute, what should you do if you ask them to? Should you go find a nun?"

The honest monk was stunned by hearing this.

Lu Xiaofeng continued: "What's more, the eminent monks and famous prostitutes are not only good at each other, but also have a very close relationship."

The honest monk couldn't help asking, "What's the relationship?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "The monk is a monk who is a monk who is a bell that hits a bell that hits a bell that hits a monk that is a bell that hits a bell that hits a monk that is a bell that hits a monk that is a bell that hits a monk that is... Isn't this relationship close enough?" Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

Bent over.

The honest monk was so angry that he was stunned for a long time before sighing and murmured: "I am merciful, why did I ask me to meet Mr. Sun last night and meet Lu Xiaofeng again this morning?"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly stopped laughing and asked anxiously: "Did you see Mr. Sun? Where is he? I'm about to look for him."

The honest monk seemed to have not heard him, and he still muttered something, saying, "Amitabha, it seems that bad things are absolutely impossible. I deserve to die. The Bodhisattva should punish me to crawl back."

As he was chanting, he suddenly fell on the ground and actually crawled all the way.

Lu Xiaofeng could only look at him and smile bitterly, without any other way.

Hua Manlou couldn't help but walk over and asked, "He is really crawling?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed and smiled bitterly: "If this person said he wanted to climb ten miles, he would never only climb nine and a half miles, because he was an honest monk."

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It seems that he is not only an honest monk, but also a crazy monk."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "But he is pretending to be crazy. In fact, he knows it better than anyone else."

Hua Manlou said, "Who is Mr. Sun?"

When talking about Master Sun, Lu Xiaofeng became more excited and said, "The full name of Master Sun should be Master Turtle Grandson."

Hua Manlou laughed and said, "How could he give such a good name?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because he often says that although he was a grandson when he was not rich, he was a grandson when he was rich. He happened to be the surname Sun, so others simply called him Mr. Sun."

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "You know a lot of monsters."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Fortunately, nine of the ten monsters don't hate them. Master Sun is especially not annoying."

Hua Manlou said, "Are you looking for Datong Dazhi or him?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Datong Dazhi was originally two monsters. No one had ever seen them, let alone know their whereabouts. No one could find them except Mr. Sun!"

Hua Manlou said, "I didn't expect that Mr. Sun is very capable."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This man has been eating, drinking, gamblers and gambling since he was a child. He has never done a serious thing in his life and has no other ability. With this ability, it is enough for him to have free time for half his life."

Hua Manlu said, "Why?"