The king of entertainment

On stage.

Wang Ning (Ear) said: "It doesn't matter if you don't buy it, but you shouldn't have to tie the mask and glasses to my ears."

Everyone laughed, do you have ears like you?

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "You said, he is still wronged if he is just such a little thing."

Wang Ning (ear) said: "There is something you are the most sorry for me."

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What's the matter, I'm sorry for you?"

Wang Ning (Ear) said: "Our ears are originally close and close, and you have to let us separate for a long time!"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang said: "Then... put your ears aside, that's not going to be a hot seller!"

Everyone laughed.

In the second set of Beijing, Ma Jincheng's face was solemn. He had to admit that Xiao Yang's crosstalk was written so well, it was simply a masterpiece.

On stage.

Wang Ning (ear) cried: "Don't worry, you can make it clear, you must tell me today..."

Xiao Yang waved his hand: "Okay, okay..."

Hu Feihua (nosed) said: "Stop crying! It's endless, why are you crying?"

Xiao Yang said: "He feels wronged, why is he hindering you?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "I don't care what he feels wronged? Let everyone see, my nose will be red after so long!"

Xiao Yang said: "Stop trying to get it! People are not happy!"

Wang Ning (ear) asked: "Do you think my ears are important?"

Xiao Yang was happy: "Ears are important! I can't live without you."

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Nonsense!"

Xiao Yang was distressed: "What's wrong with you?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "I didn't say you, I'm talking about them!"

Xiao Yang smiled: "What about them?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "I heard what they said just now. They are called honoring. They don't understand this principle. We are a whole."

Xiao Yang applauded: "Yes. You're still sensible."

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "When you have honor in your head, everyone has a share."

Everyone laughed and thought to themselves that you are really good at speaking with your mouth.

Xiao Yang looked at everyone: "Look at how good I said this!"

Everyone started to cheer, "Okay!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "How can you compete for me for me?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "That's it!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Those who truly make contributions never strive for merit."

Xiao Yang nodded: "Those who have made contributions do not strive for success!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) continued, "Look at when did I fight?"

Xiao Yang was happy: "You are competing for now?"

Everyone laughed.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Do I still have to fight?"

Xiao Yang said: "Are you not fighting?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) asked: "What am I?"

Xiao Yang said: "You are the mouth!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "My mouth is the most important thing to you."

Xiao Yang was curious: "What's important?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Without my mouth, I'll listen to the crosstalk!"

Xiao Yang spread his hands: "I can't say it?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said proudly: "In the end, I have to rely on my mouth!"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You have to rely on my mouth when you smoke a cigarette."

Xiao Yang said: "Yes, can you suck it in with your ears?"

Everyone laughed.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You have to rely on my mouth when you drink some wine."

Xiao Yang said: "Yes, yes."

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You have to rely on my mouth when you have some food."

Xiao Yang echoed: "It depends on your mouth!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You tell a lie, dash..."

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed.

The audience in front of the TV was also overjoyed.

The ratings of Beijing Yishi's set have risen to fourth place because of "Female Features Fighting for Favorites"!

The industry was shocked!

This Xiao Yang is really amazing!

On-site, on stage.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience and asked, "Have I ever told lies?"

Everyone started to cheer: "Let's be heard!"

Then everyone started to laugh.

Many crosstalk actors admired Xiao Yang's typhoon is really nothing.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Anyway, my mouth is important."

Xiao Yang hurriedly said: "The mouth is indeed important."

Everyone was happy again.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "The judges made it clear at the music master's evaluation meeting."

Xiao Yang asked: "What did you say?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "If you say you are eloquent and experienced in singing, that's just praising me."

Xiao Yang was happy: "Yes, yes."

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You are praising me for your words clearly."

Xiao Yang nodded.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You are talking straight, but you should praise your mouth."

Xiao Yang continued to nod.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Don't talk about this, even if you have a partner with your lover, you haven't left my mouth."

Everyone laughed.

Before the TV series, the adults and children from all families were also laughing.

Xiao Yang covered his face: "Why did you mention this matter?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "How fresh? You talk to your lover with sweet words, can't you use my mouth?"

Xiao Yang had no choice but to: "Yes, yes."

Everyone laughed.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You whisper to your lover, don't you use my mouth? You kiss your lover intimately..."

Xiao Yang hurriedly interrupted: "Oh... Stop saying it! Why did you say all these words?"

Everyone laughed and then let it go.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "My mouth says whatever I say..."

Xiao Yang said: "Okay, not bad, I can't live without your mouth."

Hu Feihua (nosed) said: "I'm not going to do it!"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "I, please leave for a family!"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "I, transfer me away!"

Xiao Yang had no choice but to say: "What's wrong? So what's wrong? You three?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "You said that my nose is so hard that I have fallen into it? Ah? Your head is biased."

Xiao Yang was amused and crying: "Why am I facing him?"

Hu Feihua (nosed) said: "Hey! Make something delicious, delicious, chicken, duck, fish, delicacies, orange soda, cream ice cream, and popsicles, you'll put it all in your mouth!"

Xiao Yang was happy: "I stuffed it into your nose. Can you digest it? Are you?"

Everyone laughed loudly. This crosstalk was so funny that it was no more funny than this crosstalk in the past decade.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Okay! No matter how delicious he is, my mouth is not stuck. This smell will make you smell it first! How can you still be satisfied?"

Hu Feihua (nose) sighed: "Hey? I smell the smell first, why are you drooling there?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) cursed: "Nonsense! You are going to have a cold, I have to bear this breath for you."

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "Don't say it! You two are so popular and smell spicy. I look at me as if nothing is wrong!"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Yes! I can't see it?"

Xiao Yang said: "Okay, okay! Nothing is wrong with you two, here."

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "This good thing has fallen into your mouth!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Okay! You just see that I am delicious and spicy! Who of you is suffering from disasters, sickness, drink some bitter water, and take pills, and don't completely stuff my mouth? What do I say

It's it?"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Yes, these earrings are still thorned on my ear!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Yes! It hurts your ears, and I still have to grin on my mouth."

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "Yes, when you grin, I still have to squeeze my tears."

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Then my nose is sour. Who am I going to provoke whom?"

"Suffer it, bear it!"

"I'll ask you again."

"What are you asking?"

"When you smoke, why do you use the cigarette to knock my nose and walk through?"

"Nonsense! You've been experiencing smoking, I haven't asked you to collect money for cigarettes yet."

"Carry my cigarette money? I haven't asked you for travel expenses?"

Hearing this, the audience was already laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth.

These five funny guys!

On stage.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Okay, eyes, you are good! They bought you the 20-inch color TV. Who can see where we see it? Ah?"

"And your ears, the audio that they bought for a few thousand yuan is yours, who can hear it?"

"The most annoying thing is your nose, you're good! You're in the middle, we're all around you? You're not satisfied yet. I'm cold today, I'll catch a cold tomorrow, and I'll have sinusitis later, etc.

I also took his hands and became lazy, and my nose was leaking all over my mouth!"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang coughed dryly, "Okay! Everyone, they will fight by themselves with just such a little honor."

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Head! I have an objection to you."

Xiao Yang was a little confused: "Do you have any objections to me?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Why do you put my mouth at the bottom?"

Xiao Yang was innocent: "Yes, it was designed like that at the beginning."

"You have to move my position up."

"How to adjust the method?"

"My mouth must be your head."

"This mouth grows here? Are you afraid of storing water when it rains?"

"I have the highest score anyway!"

Everyone laughed.

At this time, Hu Feihua (nosed) was unhappy: "Head! I have an objection to you."

Xiao Yang was happy: "What do you have any opinions?"

Hu Feihua (nosed) said: "I can't be with them, I have to stand at the highest peak."

Xiao Yang was so amused and crying: "Oh! He has also grown to this place."

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "Head! He is far-sighted, I request an increase."

Xiao Yang said: "Oh, I'm here too! OK!"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Head! My ears must also grow on your head."

Xiao Yang said: "I'm going to be in my ears too... I'm the Lord of Rabbit!"

Hu Fei and others all laughed.

Everyone in the audience was overjoyed.

Xiao Yang said: "Stop messing around! What are you doing? My facial features are full of my head, so I have to listen to me! The division of labor in the facial features is different, so you have to support each other, help each other, and unite to do something? According to you

In this way, I emphasize that I am important and don’t want you! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!”

Everyone started to cheer: "Let's go! Go! Go! Go!"

Hu Feihua and others turned around and left.

Xiao Yang hurriedly said, "Come back, come back!"

Hu Feihua and others turned their heads back again.

Everyone was happy: "Why are you back?"

Xiao Yang looked at everyone: "I'm thinking about it."

Everyone looked at Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang said: "They are all gone, my head is like a duck egg!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang and the others bowed side by side and left the court.

The audience applause rang out.

Everyone was applauding in front of the TV.

Xiao Yang's fans are excited,

"Who said that the crosstalk in Donghai is not as good as the capital? Who said that Teacher Xiao is not as good as the one with the surname Ma?"

"Don't treat Xiao Yang as a crosstalk actor!"

Everyone laughed.

At this moment, the synchronous ratings also came out.

The simultaneous viewership of the second set in Beijing reached third place!

Everyone was shocked. "Five-Secrets Fight for the Wind" was too terrifying, which directly increased the ratings of the second set of Beijing.

"Five-Secrets Fight for the Favor" is a work by Master Ma Ji of Xiao Yang's era. Its classics are self-evident. There are really few such classic works in group crosstalk.

In this world where crosstalk is relatively underdeveloped, most crosstalks are relatively "rules" and not down-to-earth, which makes "Five-Secrets Fight for the Favorite" even more epoch-making.

The second set of Beijing.

Ma Jincheng was silent.

Nearby, his disciples didn't dare to speak.

After a while, Ma Jincheng spoke, "It's a pity that Xiao Yang is not a professional crosstalk actor. No one can surpass this "Five-Secrets Fight for the Popularity" in the next ten years."

Everyone was moved, and Master Ma's evaluation of Xiao Yang was so high.

East China Sea.

All households are also discussing Xiao Yang's new work "Five-Secrets Fight for the Favorites".

"Teacher Xiao is still the same teacher Xiao. "The Thief Company" and "The Tiger's Mouth" are classic enough. I didn't expect that he could still write a classic group crosstalk like "Five-Secrets Fight for the Favorites".

"How exactly does Xiao Yang's head grow? It's great to write songs, it's great to write scripts, and it's great to write crosstalk jokes."

"Don't forget that he became popular by writing novels back then. As for writing things, he was never afraid of anyone."

"I don't know which fool said that Beijing is the most powerful part of crosstalk. Now it's a slap in the face? "Female Features Fight for the Face" is enough to crush all the crosstalks of Ma Jincheng, and others even have the qualifications to carry shoes to Xiao Yang.

None of them."

...

One set in the capital.

All staff can't keep calm.

"I take back what I just said, I shouldn't question Director Xiao."

"Director Xiao is so awesome. As a local Beijinger, I really think his crosstalk is one level higher than other crosstalks!"

"Director Huang and his team invited Xiao Yang, it's really right,"

"Can Director Xiao help Beijing win the top ratings in a set of games?"

Although they were praising Xiao Yang, everyone was still unsure of winning the first place. After all, there was still a lot of killer weapon in the second set of Beijing that had not been used.

Especially the last performance, the King of Heaven Zhang Yonglin! The main melody song at the opening was what Zhang Yonglin was most not good at, and he had not taken out what he was best at.

Before, he was suppressed by Xiao Yang. Now he will definitely take out the things under the box. At that time, how much ratings will be increased by the second set of Beijing City, everyone knows, but another point is certain, the ratings will definitely "explode".

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Backstage.

As soon as Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua came back, they saw that Huang Weicheng and others' faces became ugly.

Xiao Yang frowned, "Director Huang, what happened?"

Hu Feihua and others were puzzled, it shouldn’t be. Could it be that our crosstalk was not well spoken.

Huang Weicheng said, "The next program is a singing program, but it cannot be carried out."

Xiao Yang's face changed slightly, "What happened?"

Huang Weicheng said, "Li Qi withdrew!"

Li Qi is a first-line singer in Beijing. She is very famous in Beijing and is also one of the biggest names in Beijing's second-class team this time.

Director Zhu said calmly, "The rumors from the outside world are very unpleasant, saying that Director Huang has hidden rules."

Everyone looked at Huang Weicheng together. Does this Li Qi have a grudge against Director Huang? If you leave, you will even cheat Director Huang once?

Huang Weicheng's face was not good either. If he wanted to attack Li Qi, why should he wait until this critical moment?

At this time, a staff member ran in and said, "Director Xiao, Director Huang, and Li Qi posted a message online to slander the second set of Beijing."

Huang Weicheng's face was gloomy.

Online, Li Qi was indeed criticizing the second-class Beijing Unit, and said that if the second-class Beijing singer sang her song, she would sue the second-class Beijing Unit.

Li Qi is also a singer-songwriter and very talented. In addition to her own songs, she also wrote the songs of a singer.

It can be said that when she suddenly left, the second set of Beijing City was equivalent to losing two programs.

Online, after the audience learned the news, they immediately stopped calming down.