The King of PUBG is Coming

Chapter 613: Call me!

Don't want to know it, just want to be surprised.

Ye Gucheng thought he was a Doudi-level jokesman, but he thought fiercely, Ye Gucheng discovered that the way he got his jokes basically seemed to come from his staff.

In other words.

Chu Shihan knew all the jokes Ye Gucheng knew.

As for the jokes Ye Gucheng didn't know, Chu Shihan and the others probably also knew...

"It's over, I dug a big hole for myself~"

If time can be turned back, Ye Gucheng will never use this **** card!

Time flickered, half of the time had passed.

Now there are only thirty seconds left to tell Ye Gucheng a joke.

There is always a chance to try, so Ye Gucheng can only use a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and casually tell a joke:

"Ah! Everyone, under such nervous anger, as the captain, I think I have to..."

Chu Shihan, Zhao Min, and Zhou Qiang all pricked their ears, waiting for the words behind Ye Gucheng.

The three of them believed that Ye Gucheng was definitely going to talk about the next tactical plan.

But after waiting for a long time, Ye Gucheng actually said very strangely:

"As the captain, I think it is necessary for me to give everyone a joke at this moment to ease the tension!"

To be honest, the atmosphere was not tense at first, and very pleasant.

After all, the King's team has become the school's little overlord, and those who dare to come to the school to make troubles can only find their own way.

So Chu Shihan and the three of them are not nervous at all, and they even want to hum a little song to express their mood for making an appointment at this moment~

But it's good. He was playing a game, Ye Gucheng suddenly came, he wanted to tell a joke.

Weird!

It's so weird!

Ye Gucheng also felt it, and there was an awkward and polite smell in the air.

But time is running out, Ye Gucheng can't manage that much anymore, so he directly tells the joke he made up:

"The background is in ancient times. A scholar who went to Beijing to rush for an exam passed by a temple in a barren mountain..."

Zhou Qiang said in disgust:

"It's Ning Caichen again, I have watched this movie countless times!"

Ye Gucheng warned:

"Seriously, didn't you see that I was telling a joke?"

Ok?

Why do you feel something is wrong there?

But Ye Gucheng couldn't manage that much. He took the last fifteen seconds, took a deep breath, and said quickly:

"For the inscription on the gold list, scholars who do not believe in gods and Buddhas, after entering the temple, immediately knocked three heads to the majestic Bodhisattva."

"It's just that every time the scholar knocks his head, there is a cold wind blowing. And every cold wind that blows, it exudes a chilling sense of fear!"

"At this moment, behind the Buddha statue, an old monk suddenly walked out. He walked to the scholar's side, pressed his ears, and smiled strangely..."

Chu Shihan is most afraid of hearing ghost stories. If it weren't for so many people around him, Chu Shihan would definitely hide in Ye Gucheng's arms in fright.

Zhao Min and Zhou Qiang did not dare to look indifferent.

They couldn't figure out which one Ye Gucheng was singing.

After all, the boss is not the boss, Zhao Min still cheered up and asked:

"I'm looking forward to it! Brother Xiaoye, please go on, we really want to know what the old monk said to the scholar!"

As a straightforward boy, Zhou Qiang immediately wanted to tell Zhao Min that he did not want to know the end of Ye Gucheng's story.

However, Zhao Min blocked it in time, which did not allow Zhou Qiang to tell the truth.

Chu Shihan gave Ye Gucheng a coquettish look, and urged softly:

"Hurry up, we have to concentrate on playing the game after we finish talking~"

Ye Gucheng, who was slightly nervous, announced the following:

"The old monk said, "Worship Buddha Leng"..."

After a full five seconds of stunned, Chu Shihan and Zhao Mincai reacted, and then shouted with a very exaggerated low applause:

"Wow, it's so funny, this piece is simply the best of the year!"

Zhou Qiang with a bewildered expression asked in a daze:

"What do you mean? I didn't understand at all."

Zhao Min quickly explained:

"Brother Xiaoye has two stalks, the first is'worship Buddha, so cold'. The second is Douyin and Weishi, which often appear in back dubbing..."

I have to say that after Zhao Min explained this, Ye Gucheng also suddenly understood that his joke was simply a failure.

As punishment for failure, Ye Gucheng will be baptized by a wave of bombing.

"I hope this house is strong enough..."

Ye Gucheng suddenly trembled, and violently shouted to Zhao Min:

"Zhao Min, go and drive the car farther, it's best to drive to the school wall!"

Zhao Min waved his hand and smiled and said:

"Brother Xiaoye, just relax. With the blessing of your invincible luck, our car..."

call out!

Bang!

Before Zhao Min could finish speaking, a bomb fell from the sky and directly exploded Ye Gucheng and their car into a mass of scrap iron.

"This......"

Zhao Min swallowed and said to Ye Gucheng with a thumbs up:

"Brother Xiaoye, your mouth is definitely open!"

Huh huh...

Bang bang bang...

Countless bombs bombed the swimming pool continuously, almost not scaring Zhao Min to pee.

He played chicken for so long, and for the first time he saw that the bombing zone would have such a soft spot for a house.

Zhou Qiang looked at the bombs falling continuously around him, and couldn't help but vomit:

"Boss, are you too lucky, so you are now condemned by God?"

Ye Gucheng:

"..."

After the bombing was over, Ye Gucheng was going to drive the jeep on the road to the edge of the school wall, so that everyone could use it when he ran the drug later.

But Ye Gucheng had just gotten off the stairs, only then did he discover that there were people who were more lucky than himself.

I don't know where a little thief came out, perhaps because he wanted to steal Ye Gucheng's ass, or on the way to run poison, he happened to be bombed.

As soon as he arrived by the school wall, he was blown into a box by a bomb...

Hum!

The roar of two-wheeled motorcycles aroused Ye Gucheng's vigilance at this moment.

He immediately stuck to the edge of the wall, observing the direction of the central town.

"Don't rush to fight, see if the opponent has an ambush!"

At this point in time, take the initiative to drive from the center to the edge of the poison zone.

Except for the eternal ruling them, Ye Gucheng felt that there was no second possibility!

So Ye Gucheng asked everyone to hold back and don't reveal their position in the first place.

Dididi...

These two people were very arrogant, they went around the school and kept honking their horns, as if they were afraid that Ye Gucheng would not see them.

Chu Shihan said puzzledly:

"It's weird, it seems that there are only two of them..."

Such an arrogant attitude had already told Ye Gucheng directly and clearly that they were the subordinates of the Eternal Lord.

But the opponent's formation of eight people, but assigned two to die.

Ye Gucheng didn't understand what the Eternal Lord was thinking.

"Too lazy to think about it!"

Faced with this situation, Ye Gucheng has a good way to deal with it, that is, to work hard to miracles:

"Call me!"