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Song Xiaomei also came to make fun, despising her boss: "Guide Yang, 0.8% ratings are really not a small achievement, I'm proud of it, what's the matter? Everyone is really happy for you, you say so, really Boring! "

Yang An had no choice but to ask for forgiveness: "Okay, OK, I can serve you both? Actually, I'm happy, but I can't meet anyone. Just talk. Brother, my program ’s ratings are 0.8%. Take a look. My program ’s ratings have soared 1.5 times. Aunt, do you know me? I ’m a producer with 0.8% ratings. Do you like watching my programs? Oh, you do n’t have a TV in your home ... "

Seeing Yang An's exaggerated gesture toward an imaginary person in the air around them, the two girls laughed wildly and beat Yang An's shoulders together to stop him from making fun.

Yang An said: "So Xiaomei, the audience loves to watch the content of the program. The ratings are only valued by our own insiders. For example, today, eight guests means eight program hosts. , Xiaomei, tell me, what is our ranking? "

"Fourth!" Song Xiaomei screamed excitedly, such as several treasures: "The elder brother Wang Ming ’s" Fortune Rotation "has a ratings of 1.45%, the elder sister Chen Yu's" Chen Yu has an appointment "has a ratings of 1.31%, and the third is Cao Han's "Happy Saturday" has a ratings rating of 1.19%, and then our "Jianghuxiaotan" 0.8%, the other four are not as good as us! "

Yang An spread his hand and said, "Look, it's only been more than a month before we are ranked fourth in the stage. This result, alas, there is no ancient man before, no one comes after! Do you think I am proud? Am I proud? I Is it inflated? "

Wu Rongfeifei covered her mouth and laughed: "Are you still not bloated?"

Yang An ignored it and hammered the palm of his hand, and said, "Fei Fei, your social experience is not very rich, and you don't understand some of the truth. Be a man, don't get mad and get rid of the tail. It's too easy to be pulled by the tail. Be a low-key person. You learn a little bit and you are optimistic. I will tell you what to do and what to say! "

Seeing Yang An picking up his walkie-talkie and preparing to speak, Song Xiaomei was happy.

Wu Rongfeifei has never seen Yang An talk like this, and really thought Yang An was teaching her to be a low-key person!

But who is Song Xiaomei? When she saw Yang An's turning point, she immediately pursed her lips and smiled, and pinched her elbow on Rong Feifei, motioning her to wait to see the fun.

Sure enough, Yang An shouted loudly on the walkie-talkie of the artist group: "I bet I am gambling. Tonight's Internet popularity rankings, who dare to compete with my Phoebe? The guest who lost, the Sunshine Hotel, must Five thousand tables! "

Wu Rongfeifei almost collapsed. Is this a low-key man?

This is called Don't be crazy?

Can you achieve the integration of knowledge and action, Yang An, aren't you deliberately pulling hatred?

Song Xiaomei laughed, screamed, holding Rong Feifei's arm, smiling crooked on the sofa.

At this time, a voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Yo Yang An, don't be crazy! Our sister Xin Tong is not afraid of you! I will fight with you!"

Li Xintong is the youngest sister of Mowen of the Queen, but her reputation is much worse, she is only a second-rate singer, a few years older than Rong Feifei. She is very lively and cheerful. She has a good reputation in the circle, and she loves to play. Started a war treaty, and did not think about it, we fought, anyway, playing around!

Yang An said excitedly: "Okay! Brother Song is so refreshing, I have a challenge. Everyone will help me testify. If I lose, I will invite Brother Song to eat a table of five thousand tables. Sister Xin Tong will also reward her face! Sister, I have admired you for a long time. No matter what the result is, I ask you to join my program for free. Really, it does n’t matter if you win or lose. I definitely do n’t charge your money. It ’s better to call you Mo sister together. On the show, I don't mind. "

Wu Rong Feifei smiled a little. Yang An was just making a fool of him. Generally, artists who invite artists to do shows are paid by the TV station. There is no way to collect artist money. Yang An said as if Li Xintong had taken advantage of him!

On the walkie-talkie, Song Ge laughed and laughed: "Okay, Yang An, you actually made this idea! It's free, don't even think about it! Sister Xin Tong said that you can do your show, but her appearance fee must be doubled! "

Yang An immediately changed to a pitiful tone: "Do n’t you, Xin Tong, I admit it, shall I retire? Can you win now, and I ask you to show me for free? Okay? Come with sister Mo! "

"Hahahaha! Are you funny, Yang An ... unheard of such a means of draw!"

"Don't be fooled, everyone should not be fooled. Yang An's kid has a bad stomach. Don't be fooled! He has no idea to ask everyone to record a program for free. It's not so good!"

"Yang An, this set of ghost tricks doesn't work for you ... your kid is the boss and can't afford the money? Come here, my champion Qiang said he didn't agree, and we have to fight!"

The walkie-talkie was lively, Li Xintong's agent Song Ge cursed Yang An with a smile, and other MCs who did n’t seem to be too busy followed him to crowd out Yang An, and collectively crusade. Yang An, come and go, fight with them, yell Jokes, gags, the atmosphere of the artist channel suddenly became hi.

Rong Feifei and Song Xiaomei had smiled on the sofa long ago. Anyway, it is still early, and the other big coffees haven't come yet. The few people who talked to Yang An on the walkie-talkie were good hosts and responsible. The entertainers are also very kind, and it ’s okay to make fun of small jokes.

"Now, brothers and sisters, grandpa and grandma, you can do it, can you join my show? Can you ask for anything other than money!"

Yang An was pretending to be pitiful again. This group of grandsons took off his mask, told him everything about starting a company, and raised prices.

Rapper Lu Xun, who was sitting and playing with a mobile phone, listened to the excitement, and asked, "This Yang An is the host of" Jiang Hu Xiao Tan "?"

The agent nodded: "It's him, he's very talented, and it only took more than a month to increase the ratings of" Jianghu laugh "by two or three times. The guests he invited today are full of enthusiasm during this time. The national goddess A4 waist, Rong Feifei, from the recording of the show to the online hype, he planned it all in one hand, really great! "

Lu Xun was interested. He watched two editions of "Jianghu laughter" and he was also interested in "Pancake Fruit Set" which was very popular some time ago. He was a rapper. When he heard Yang An's name, The idea came immediately.

He took the walkie-talkie and said, "Guide Yang, I am Lu Xun. If I agree to your show, can I really ask for it?"

Yang An originally wanted to mix his face. The MC of funny shows like him can be shameless anytime, anywhere, shameless today, shameless tomorrow, and will slowly get used to it. Only by playing hard and letting go can he make more connections.

He didn't expect to catch someone, and he was the first domestic rapper in China. He is a well-known rap kid Lu Xun throughout Asia! If you can really invite him to the show, then you can definitely play it, the effect is superb!

立刻 He said immediately: "Yes, yes, everything is easy to say except money to avoid talking. Teacher Lu, otherwise I will come to your room to talk in detail? Shall we sign the contract?"

Lu Xun laughed: "You are too anxious, Director Yang? I haven't promised you yet. You first listen to my request. As long as you can do it, I promise you not to pay for your program. I heard it today. Everyone can testify. "

Yang An is overjoyed: "Wow! Teacher Lu, I like you so much, please mention it!"

Lu Xun said: "You also know that I am a rapper. If you can sing a RAP at this party to impress me, I promise you to go on the show."

Yang An is stunned, let him sing RAP, oh my god, this is the rhythm of death!

There were loud laughter from everyone on the Liaobu phone. Everyone grabbed the frequency, and they laughed a lot before talking, and then they cheated and asked Yang An to sing RAP.

Yang An stiffly said: "Do n’t you make trouble? The show schedule has been set for a long time. The band and Wumei are rehearsing proficiently. How can I sing RAP? This is a live broadcast. ? "

Suddenly, Wang Ming's voice came out: "Yang An, if you really want to sing, I will arrange for you temporarily. Isn't it easy to make temporary songs?"

My brother Wang Ming is here! Yang An was startled.

Lu Xun said lively: "That is, as long as you want to sing, I can make a B-Box for you on the spot! By the way, you have to bring Fifi with you, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com let her dance with you!"

Another shouted, "Yang An, you made it. Teacher Lu makes a B-Box for you. Our Red Wolf also said that we can arrange music for you live."

Yang An is dizzy again. What fun is your Red Wolf band doing!

A sister Chen Yu's voice came out immediately: "Yo, so busy chatting? Yang An, you are also a big showman. How wonderful is this? You won't know? How about it, don't sing Sing? You have to sing, we have to find a way to adjust! If you do n’t sing, just play while you do n’t make any noise ~ "

He fainted, one brother and one sister were all coaxing, other people must not be upset with the energy of death?

The party is to watch a lively event. If the entertainers act like a punch card at work, they will go down after performing their own show. The party will definitely not look good.

Must have some special moves, such as evil host or spoof artist, the more hype topics, the better, the higher the ratings.

Yang An certainly understands this. He waited for a little quieter on the walkie-talkie and said, "Wait a minute, I'll discuss it with Fifi, oh, let me sing RAP. You might as well kill me ...

The Liaobu phone kept laughing, Yang An put down the walkie-talkie and blinked to Rong Feifei: "Fifi, I sing RAP, can you dance with me, okay?"

Wu Rong Feifei shakes her head and rattles: "Yang An, you still don't have to make trouble. When is this time? There will be a rehearsal for a temporary play!"

Yang An opened her bag, took out a stack of folded paper, and pulled out a piece of paper: "Did you forget this song? This song is a duet containing RAP. In fact, I had already prepared, but I never had a chance to take it. Just come out. "

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