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On the stage, Shen Hui fights today.

He trembled and walked to the front of the bar, with his hands supporting the bar table backwards, and finally managed to stabilize.

He made up his mind. When the dance music sounded, he could jump and jump, if he couldn't jump, he would hold the bar with both hands and move his feet.

I only heard the music in the studio, a cheerful prelude to the song, and the rhythm of the drumbeat was very good. Shen Huiyi could feel it. Facing the camera, she nodded and looked intoxicated, her body shaking gently with the music.

Suddenly, a cute little girl sang.

"Yo Yo check it out!

Pancake fruit comes in a set!

Scoop an egg for a dollar,

I like crispy noodles.

Chili bean curd shallot,

Iron plate shovel small wooden brush.

Uh ... "

Shen Hui's eyes widened, and the intoxicated expression on his face was frozen, like a ghost, almost collapsed!

What the hell! Is this his DJ song? I also have a set of pancake fruit, but ... but ... this RAP rhythm is unstoppable!

Uh ...

Oh ha ha ha ha!

大 Laughing in the audience, is this really a bar DJ song? It ’s a bit like, is n’t the medicine “Chek Nao” a transliteration of “Yo-Yo-Check-it-out” in English? This rhythmic drumming sound made people's bodies resonate, and they swayed involuntarily. The audience laughed and applauded, giving out applause.

Shen Hui on the stage was dumbfounded, I do n’t know if I should jump up to the dance music. He has n’t responded yet, and the cute girl ’s voice came again:

Hey hey enough,

来 Come with me,

Every move, every move,

I said pancake you said you want,

Baked pancakes,

No,

Baked pancakes,

No,

Paeonia

Cek makes trouble,

Gold is delicious. "

噗通!

Shen Hui himself couldn't help laughing, his hands were soft and fell to the ground. He slipped to the bottom of the slope, hit the buffer wall, and couldn't get up on the ground with a smile.

Oh ha ha ha ha!

The audience laughed. This scene is the one that everyone loves to watch. No matter how big you are, how handsome you are, how good your figure is, what's the same, the dogs that are falling are like mud, you are no different from our ordinary people!

After a minute's play, the studio was full of laughter.

This section of the catalog is no longer available, the camera crew can't record, the cameraman's hands tremble with laughter, a lot of lenses are vacant, all the staff at the scene laughed, even the director himself smiled almost from the high stool. Duan Haishan endured Jun in the monitoring room, he couldn't record anything!

Not to mention the audience, at least half of them laughed out of breath and coughed constantly. Most of them swelled up and down their chest quickly, making giggling laughs, wiping the tears of laughter from time to time, holding the pain of laughter. Stomach rubbing.

The performance of the artist was also unbearable. Shen Hui didn't care about the image, and laughed on the floor. Liu Susu laughed after finishing talking, and the makeup artist who followed her couldn't make up, because the makeup artist was also The first time I saw the show recording, I laughed and held my eyebrow pencil and powder puff in my hands, and almost swept Liu Susu's hair in powder.

唯一 The only thing in the studio to keep calm is Yang An.

Yang An was originally ready to play. Of course, looking at this posture, of course, I was extremely happy.

But then he worries again, how can he record next? The artist laughs at every turn, and the audience follows the blind, and the show team only has three high-definition cameras and several portable DVs for the artist. What a good material collection, it is estimated All wasted.

"Recording is paused! The on-site director stabilizes the audience ’s mood, the artist group remakes their makeup, Director Yang, the scene is over to you, you go up and talk to the artist!" Duan Haishan closed the smile in time and quickly gave instructions.

Duan Haishan was the first person to realize the problem. The preparation of the show group was too shabby, especially the camera group. Three remote cameras are not enough. Five must be used. No, ten are not enough, not just the center of the stage. In addition, there must be a dedicated cameraman to capture the smiles of the auditorium, a rotating camera to capture the panorama, and a high-definition camera to collect other tidbits at other artists!

Thinking of this, Duan Haishan immediately walked out of the monitoring room and asked the assistant to quickly contact Li Song, the deputy director of the production department. He went to the stage to find Yang An, and said, "The show was suspended for fifteen minutes, and the scene was handed over to you. I will mobilize the photography. Groups and other resources. "

Yang An helped Shen Hui to hear what Duan Haishan said, and finally felt relieved. He knew that Duan Haishan had already taken it seriously and would definitely treat "Small Talk Slippery" as the most important part of "Lake and Talk"!

Shen Hui laughed with a stomachache and helped Yang Andao: "Guide Yang, you do n’t say this in your book, you only said that you heard the DJ dance music, and then let me dance, oh my stomach smiled, this DJ dance music is really It's irresistible! "

Yang An smiled: "Don't all the shouts in the bar DJ, hey, I'm feeding enough, every time."

I didn't say this was okay. Upon hearing this magic rhythm, Shen Hui couldn't help laughing, lying on Yang An's shoulders, and couldn't stand without a smile.

Liu Susu did the same, ran over and grabbed Yang An's hand, and said coquettishly, "Yang Dao Yang Dao, which little girl did you sing? It's so cute! I love this song so much, I want to meet her ! "

At this time, the staff came over and said with excitement: "Guide Yang, the audience asked, and I want to listen to the song just now, it is better to type out the lyrics and subtitles on the big screen, everyone wants to learn to sing. "

Yang An thought for a while, this kind of thing should be hot while iron, if the audience after the taste, and then recording later, there may not be such a good joke.

So Yang An picked up the walkie-talkie and said: "Attention of all units, the three cameras are aimed at the auditorium, the sound engineer listens to my conductor's preparations to replay the song just now, and the on-site director selects a few dancing audiences and brings them to the stage. Let them interact with guest artists, we will record the audience laughter material first. "

Li Yang heard Yang An's command from the walkie-talkie. His blood was inexplicable. Regardless of the rules of the program group, according to the walkie-talkie: "The section guide is not available, Yang An, you are not qualified to give an order!"

You finally couldn't help jumping out!

Yang An had sharpened the knife long ago. He stood on the stage, looked down at Li Yang in the working area, and sneered at the walkie-talkie: "The director has authorized me just now. I am the director of this session. I have full power Responsible for the scene, Li Yang, are you deaf? Or do you want to question the resistance?

Li Yang was so angry that he almost spit out blood. Yang An scolded him in front of the entire program group and even the entire studio hall, so that he couldn't get off the stage. At this time, he wanted to rush to the stage and Yang An desperately!

Zhang Mingde was also taken aback by Li Yang's sudden trouble, but unfortunately he didn't stop it. At this time, he was afraid that Li Yang would hit Yang An again, and quickly grabbed the walkie-talkie in Li Yang's hand, and he was not allowed to speak.

Yang An coldly made up a knife: "We are recording a show, if you make trouble again, I will let you go out!"

Who doesn't know that the director of the recording scene is the biggest, and his head is so cold that he resists the director!

Everyone else in the show group is not a fool. The recording is less than three minutes. Everyone can see that the show of "Small Talk" is full of laughter. This link will definitely be liked by the audience. Who will offend the master plan Is it Yang'an?

The on-site director quickly found five volunteer audiences. Yang An ordered three cameras to be aimed at the auditorium, and found handsome and beautiful women's seats. Later, when they laughed, they could draw closer to the camera. Handsome and beautiful women laughed more attractive than ordinary audiences. Eyeball, this is a great selling point for the show.

Outside of the studio, Duan Haishan made seven or eight phone calls and saw Li Song rushing in, hurriedly saying, "Lao Li, you have to come forward this time."

Li Song hurriedly walked to the studio and asked, "What's the situation? You say that the audience is laughing crazy? What is your new slippery link?"

Duan Haishan quickly followed, and said, "It's slippery! Yang An is really a ghost. It only took him a minute, and it really only took a minute. It made the audience laugh with a stomachache. I can guarantee this. It ’s definitely the biggest laugh today, and it ’s also the biggest gimmick selling point of this issue of Jianghuxiaotan! ”

The two came to the studio and saw Yang An holding a microphone to direct the audience. They stood silently in the work area, waiting to see what tricks Yang An could play.

Yang An instructed the audience to stand on the stage, and then asked Shen Hui and Liu Susu to intersperse with the audience, and then said to the walkie-talkie: "Is the big screen connected? Is the subtitles ready? Very good, music Ringing, the lyrics rolled up, five, four, three, two, one! "

The relaxed and happy prelude sounded, and Yang An also swayed along with the stage. Everyone on the stage was very open, just like listening to a DJ playing a disc in the bar.

看着 Everyone in the audience looked at the lyrics scrolling on the big screen, and looked at the dancing audience and star squares on the stage, and a huge laughter broke out.

This DJ Divine Comedy broke everyone's usual impression. Everyone at UU Reading www.uukanshu.com deeply loved the voice of this cute girl. The entire auditorium became a sea of ​​joy. Everyone stood up and raised their hands involuntarily. , Follow the swing of the body, follow the rhythm of "moving times playing times moving times", playing awesome!

音响 The sound engineer is also a clever person. After the song is over, a drum solo is seamlessly connected. The concert hall echoes beats of pure drum beats.

Yang An has worked as an assistant director, knowing that this is a great opportunity to adjust the atmosphere. With a clever move, he pointed at the audience and shouted: "Everyone come with me! I said pancakes! You want pancakes!"

"Yes!"

"Pancakes!"

"Yes!"

"Every time you hit the verbs, everybody is hi! Let's play spit Buddha, Kang busy Beibei is enough!"

The audience was really powerful. Yang An waved her arms and followed the drum festival leader to yell. The audience also responded to the rhythm of the drum beat. The sound engineer replayed it in time. The audience and guests dancing on the stage were crazy. Yang An took I shouted for a few rounds, and the atmosphere turned out!

Duan Haishan and Li Song are both middle-aged and elderly. Although they are not very cold about this kind of music, their professionalism made them react quickly. They took out their mobile phones and walked out of the studio. They urged other camera crews to come and save the scene. .

The studio was full of laughter and cheers. Several videographers were very excited. This is a good time. After recording so many audiences ’laughs, the show will be edited without worry. I have never seen the audience in my heart. Laugh so happily!

Uh ...

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