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The show officially started. The audience applauded and cheered. Yang An walked to the side of the stage and sat on the high stool where the host rested.

He was also wondering, these guys, what to pretend, even he had to conceal, and there must be no interaction in this period. If the brothers love to laugh later on the scene, he will not come on stage, killing Come on!

The stage curtain slowly rises, and the joyful silk bamboo music sounds. This is a typical comedy soundtrack for a period movie. Yang An seems to have heard it somewhere.

A guy who looked like a housekeeper introduced: "Today is the invitation meeting of Miss Wenfu. The four talents of Jiangbei stand out after the election. Please invite the audience friends at the scene with the warmest applause!"

A more cheerful music accompaniment sounded. I saw Ma Xin, Cai Xiaofei, and Bai Yutang wearing different color scribe clothes, holding a fan in their right hands, and holding a folding stool in their left hands. They came out arrogantly, dancing and posing. posture!

"I'm going! These four talents destroy people's views!" Yang An covered her eyes and could hardly bear to look directly!

The audience on the stage laughed, applauded with the music, and watched the three guys playing Baobao on stage.

Ma Xin was in a pink robe full of bones, with white stars on it. The pink hat looked very funny. She wore it like a big baby bottle. The movement of waving a fan made people want to fight.

Bai Yutang is a typical blue and black horse gown, which is the dress of the little boy reading in the movie. He was already a little thin, and his clothes were deliberately larger.

And Cai Xiaofei is another extreme, green clothes, green hat! Cuckold! Cuckold! Such an important thing must be said three times. A fat outfit is about to explode, and the visual laughter is so good!

When the music is over, Ma Xin points to the right, Cai Xiaofei points to the left, Bai Yutang stands in the middle and plays a golden rooster. The trio shouted in unison: "We are Jiangbei ..."

Ma Xin put away the POSS, played a beautiful fan flower, and shouted: "Four!"

On the fan's unfolded surface, a large black character appears on a white background.

Baiyutang unfolded the fan: "Big!"

Cai Xiaofei unfolded the fan: "Only!"

The steward wondered, "What about the son?"

The three of them did not speak, made the same move, and looked at the side of the stage together.

Oh ha ha ha ha!

The audience on the stage laughed and it was Yang An again! Here comes again!

Yang An couldn't laugh or cry, and coughed twice: "Let's say in advance, I won't be on stage today!"

Su Maxin suddenly asked: "Are you really not on stage?"

Yang An nodded: "I really don't come on stage, I won't come on stage if I'm killed."

Bai Yutang asked, "Are you sure?"

Yang An nodded: "I'm sure, definitely, and certainly, I won't come on stage."

Cai Xiaofei smiled, "Don't regret it!"

Yang An hasn't responded yet. I saw Cai Xiaofei take a moment to turn over the folding fan with the word "Cai" on his face, which said three big characters: "Don't come!"

Sahahahaha ...

The audience applauded, but the steward laughed: "The son will not come! Well, you have one less competitor! Three sons please sit down, audience friends, my fellow folks, there is Miss Wenfu, please come on!"

For a while, the ancient melody sounded, and a beautiful woman in a period costume came out. Yang An's eyesight was pretty good, and she almost jumped in shock: "Rong Feifei!"

The camera has been aimed at him for a long time, and the audience have all seen this scene. One by one, they smiled lamely and held their chests, and they couldn't breathe. This Yang An is too funny, but he is smart and misguided. Who came to power, who knew that Miss Wenfu turned out to be Rong Feifei!

Rong Feifei sneered, trying to maintain his gentle and dignified image, like a model catwalk, walked from the background to the front, turned around in front of the three talents, and walked back and forth, even without looking at the side. Yang An glanced.

Yang An stood up, totally unaware of the ghost. He wanted to ask, but he was embarrassed to ask. Everyone saw the tangled movement.

Appeal ~~~~~

The audience laughed, booed Yang An, and shouted, "I'm not on stage!"

The three great talents also stood up, rolled up their sleeves, came over like Xiaoliu, and pointed with a fan: "What's going on? Want to come on stage? It doesn't matter if you speak?"

"Who said the phrase" I'm sure I won't come to power? "

"Seeing the beauty reveals your nature, doesn't it?"

"Son't come!"

Yang An had no choice but to raise his hands and bend to the three to apologize. Then he returned to his seat and made a zipper on his mouth: "If you don't come, don't say anything ..."

掌 The applause rang throughout the audience. The audience praised Yang An's wit and continued to watch these three live treasures funny.

Miss Wen really made every gifted person excited. The three had just returned to their place. After dragging some literary talents, they quickly scuffled. The three clumped together, tearing and scrambling on the stage. They were totally lost. Manner, teasing the audience.

Yang An also laughed non-stop. When he saw Rong Feifei sitting on a chair, and another chair was placed in a symmetrical place next to him, he immediately understood that there must be another person with great contrast. Miss is coming.

Sure enough, Miss Wenfu appeared on the stage carrying two maces, Yang An recognized it. She was an actor brought by Bai Yutang from Changbai Mountain Repertory Theatre, her stage name was Li Ya, and she often played female harlequins. Five big and three rough, but after makeup, it is still scary, and she is pretty hard for art.

The rules are simple. The two young ladies recruit relatives together, but the young lady must marry first, and then choose one of the remaining two sons to marry the second young lady, which is Rong Feifei.

The young lady who was worried about marrying, holding two maces, one by one asked the three brothers, and the three of them turned from scrambling to answer, becoming stupid than anyone, better than anyone, and better than anyone, because No one wants to marry the young lady, waiting for a strong man to be selected by the young lady, and the rest will compete for the second lady. The three made a lot of jokes.

The audience saw that half was wrong, and Rong Feifei came out and wobbled around without even saying a single line. It was a vase!

Sure enough, when the young lady's emotions were about to get out of control, the three talents pointed their fingers at Rong Feifei.

Ma Xin pushed Li Ya aside: "Ms. Xie, let's set aside your things first, okay? Your questions are too difficult, we can't answer all of them, so let Miss Er make a simple question? "

Bai Yutang waved at Li Ya disgustingly, and told her to leave: "That is, one plus one equals a few such world-class mathematical problems. I dare say that there are 500 people in the audience. No one can answer them!"

Cai Xiaofei pointed at the two maces in Li Ya's hands and smirked: "Miss, I just want to boast about this, your massage tools are good."

The audience laughed, the brothers who love to laugh are so dirty!

The finale was of course that neither of the two women got married, Li Ya shouted, "I have n’t finished the next one, I will choose the next one." The curtain fell.

第 The first show of the opening ceremony was so lively and festive. The audience shouted satisfaction. The signboard of "Happy Comedy" is not blown, it can really bring people full of joy!

Yang An is standing on the crescent stage, watching the actors who love to laugh brothers line up, preparing to speak.

Suddenly the audience coaxed again: "The child is here!"

"Marry Yang An!"

"Dear one!"

I was full of laughter, everyone was staring at it, it was just how Yang An took it!

After all, Rong Feifei is an idol singer. Yang An himself also intends to develop into the entertainment industry, so in public, Yang An will not act too close.

The audience cheered. Yang An knew what he was doing. He didn't hesitate. He learned the performance of Ma Xin just now, patted his head, and muttered sadly: "One plus one equals a few. This question should be a mathematical problem. I delved into it Literature does n’t know anything about mathematics, so young lady, it ’s better to let ... ”

Li Ya quickly took the word, and rushed forward: "Whether you are right or wrong, I am willing to marry you!"

安 Yang An retreated back and forth in horror. The audience laughed. Ma Xin also stopped Yang An, for fear he would fall off the stage.

After laughing, Yang An began to help canvassing. He lifted up the pink bottle of Ma Xin and saw the bare legs under the big shorts and sighed: "Look at Ma Xin's dress, good guy, it's really good enough Ah! Ask what is love in the world, upper coat, bottom thong ... "

The audience laughed, and Ma Xin was more than forbearance. For the effect of the show, he did put on a pink gown in shorts, but Yang An didn't expect such a sentence.

Then introduce Li Ya, one of the few actresses in the brothers who love to laugh. In order to make the ugly appearance of the young lady on the stage brighter, this makeup is painted like the female version of Li Yan, and her mouth is already big, smear Lipstick is more scary than Lu Zhishen. No wonder the four talents don't want her.

Yang An said: "Miss has worked hard. The same father and mother have two very different people. Are you sure that you are your brother and sister with Miss Er? Miss Er, come and give the audience a blessing!"

Oh oh oh oh ~~

Rong Feifei really stood up and blessed herself in front of the camera timidly. When she stood up, the little daughter looked very enchanting, and her posture was really all kinds of styles. Even Yang An watched the drool, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu .com not to mention the male audience who are fooling around.

Even though there are thousands of words in her heart to ask her, Yang An can only hold her back, and can not leave the audience with too many opportunities to coax, and quickly send the first group of comedians out.

The second group, the Xiaodongbei team, this time is playing hi. The entire Pirates of the Caribbean movie has been won and everyone has applauded.

Yang An followed the applause and sighed in his heart: "Xiaodongbei has been famous for too long, and its high popularity is one aspect. The main thing is that his performance experience is really rich, the team's creative ability is extremely powerful, plus another big name. Jin Dabao, this team will be able to enter the finals and become a strong contender for the championship! "

安 Yang An is not worried about the super strength of the Northeast Folk Art Troupe, because the title of sweeping the Northeast comedy industry is not blown out.

But for the third group Zhou Jinci and the fourth group Kungfu, Yang An is actually very tangled.

Zhou Jinci may have strength, but the twelfth race, this is a marathon, rally, can you fight the wisdom of a large group by yourself?

In the third place, Zhou Jinci's performance made Yang An sweat a bit, because the reminder card wrote the name of the performance "Dream into reality"!

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PS: This sketch of the four talents of Jiangbei, please refer to the second episode of the comedian's Valentine ’s Day on February 14th. It is the work of the small Shenyang team. Please remember to vote for free recommendation ~

Ps. Children's shoes to be updated, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins? The 515 red envelope list countdown, I will pull a ticket, ask for extra and praise tickets, and finally rush!

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