The King of Variety Entertainment

Yang An looked at Cao Xiaobao and saw something different from Cao Xiaobao's eyes. That little cleverness can't hide from him!

He pushed Cao Xiaobao away: "Fifth more, fifth more, what do you think about all day and night? Is this something you should care about? Children go for fun!"

Cao Xiaobao said with a grimace, "I just want to ask ... what if I want to say this in the future?"

Yang An said: "After you have a girlfriend, you two make a noise in person, don't you know?"

"But I don't have a girlfriend yet!"

Cao Xiaobao is so excited, he came to please him and said, "Yang brother, do you know so many beauties in the entertainment industry, please introduce a girlfriend to me? I just heard the old stubborn, your show team seems to be deliberately from the art school Is there a group of beauties recorded here? Is there something in it that suits me? I do n’t mind if I am older, just as beautiful as Sister Feifei ... ”

Yang An cursed with a smile: "Bald donkey, how dare you secretly love the poor teacher? Sister Feifei is mine!"

Cao Xiaobao apologized quickly: "Dare to dare! Sister Fei Fei is a national goddess. I only admire her and have no profanity! I mean, I also want to find a goddess like Fei Fei as my girlfriend ... ... "

It turns out that the real purpose of this kid is this!

Yang An didn't agree easily, he laughed and cursed, simply excuse me to call, slipped out, and then sat next to the front hall, watching Cao Shulin and Hou Jian performing.

After two hours of performance, the apprentices had to be busy sending guests in the front hall to deal with some fans.

The masters do not need to do this. Cao Shulin and Hou Jian said on the stage for two hours without rest, the door was high, and they were fighting and fighting, everyone was long thirsty, hungry and tired.

"Come here, Yang An, have something to eat together!"

Cao Shulin was very polite, and greeted Yang An to go to the backstage for supper. The Eight Immortals table, the lamb shabu-shabu was steaming, the four-colored green vegetables were washed and put away, the sheep and beef slices were placed on a plate, and the four dishes and four bowls of side dishes. Like to drink, have to pull Yang An to drink, Li Yue eye thief, grabbed in front of meat dish, everything is under control.

When the guests settled down and everyone was seated, Cao Shulin handed over a red seal and said, "This is your remuneration today. You don't have much money. Don't be too small."

Where did Yang An accept it, he whispered: "No need, I'm here today, and I only spoke for a few minutes. I can't ask for this money!"

Hou Jian said: "Master Zu said that it is natural to have something to gain. We know you have money, but this is the income of your labor, and you can get a clear conscience, isn't that the reason?"

Cao Shulin also said, "Although you only spoke for a few minutes, but you brought happiness to the audience, you must get something for your work! This is just your labor remuneration today, and you have brought tremendous changes to Lin Yunshe. , Has helped us too much, so Lin Yunshe still owes you a human relationship that cannot be measured with money, which may be unclear in this life! "

"You talk hard, talk hard! Don't say that!"

Yang An said nothing about them, and then it ’s estimated that he would have to scratch his head and thank him. He had to pick up the red seal and put it in front of himself, and sighed: "Then I would be more respectful than my life. Thanks to a few teachers! Oh, never like this Feeling, with the money you earn in your hands, you have such a sense of accomplishment in your heart! "

Everyone laughed, Li Yue holding the mutton and said, "Pull it down, I heard Ma Xin, they said, just a" Jianghu laugh ", you have millions of dollars a year, and the" Happy Comedy "ad It costs tens of millions. You haven't made any money yet? "

Yang An shook her head and said with emotion: "Money and money are different. In my opinion, the tens of millions of naming fees are the numbers on the account. Paying employees, buying equipment, and eating expenses are all dedicated. Responsible for taking the account, that's one more zero and one less zero. Like today, we are doing our best on the stage, just to make the audience happy, everyone raises their voices, quarrels, beats, Even the clothes were torn, and after a hard night, although the sweat was only exchanged for a few fluttering papers, this was a heavy harvest, a joy full of heart, and a very sense of accomplishment ... "

Lin Yunshe ’s tickets range from 20 yuan to 50 yuan, and the per capita consumption in the venue is not high. Gifts such as flower baskets are counted separately. Yang An estimates that the turnover of one night is about 10,000. More than a dozen mouthfuls of people in Yunshe ate and drank Lazarus, and they depended on them to feed.

Hard money, this is really hard money, Yang An realized it, it is really not easy for cross talk actors to make a living!

Hou Jian seemed unhappy, tapping his glass with chopsticks and saying, "What's the matter? Are you all happy? Are you being scolded and beaten, but me? Is it easy for my old arms and legs to roll on the floor? Me? My torn underwear Who will pay for the damage? You have been tired for one night before you got on the stage for a few minutes? Next time, let ’s train an idiot again. How about changing you, would you like it? Boy, fine!

Everyone laughed, Yang An quickly begged for mercy: "Oh, Uncle Hou, I'm not just for innovation. The old version is all those funny ones. Let's change them for a while now. The effect is not bad. No? "

Hou Jian laughed and cursed: "That's a good fart! Next time, I have to change people!"

Wu Cao Shulin laughed: "Okay! When Yang An performs Wu Xun on the comedian's stage, then he will be replaced with a teaser, and that's it!"

Yang An smiled bitterly: "Really?"

Li Yue coaxed: "I have to beat you! Also, Yang An, it's not me who says you, you too, you'll make a noise when you're five, you don't even say what the fifth one is, and finally leave us a mess and you know How many spectators will not be able to sleep tonight, will they change the law and call us Lin Yunshe? "

Yang An was happy and laughed: "I still, the audience can't blame me if they can't sleep?"

Li Yuedao: "Don't blame who you blame? The trouble with the five more was originally a burden on the comedian stage. You sang four more during the game and then stopped. Do you say the audience of 500 will be happy? "

Yang An Road: "Of course not happy!"

Li Yuedao: "Then you just said that your master only taught four sentences. You go back this week and ask how to sing the fifth sentence, and then sing to the audience in the next issue. Then the audience must wait until the fifth. Let ’s take the stage again in the next period, shall we relegate? When the third period, we will think of a way to continue to drag on, so this period will be dragged down to ensure you can reach the finals! "

That's a great idea!

I'm too cheap!

I'm so shameless!

安 Yang An couldn't help laughing, pointing at Li Yue, but couldn't say a word, and finally laughed with the others.

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On Thursday, Blue Ocean TV is about to broadcast the second issue of "Happy Comedy". Who is the first comedian to be eliminated?

There is more and more discussion on this topic on the Internet. Comedy has always been a popular element. The "Comedy Comedy" is a variety show that includes China's top comedy team, even for those who do not like watching TV. Influenced by friends around, I turned on a TV I have n’t seen in a long time after I went home and tried to accept it.

"Support the sketch of Xiaodongbei!"

"Love gold and gold treasure! Give us the Northeast face!"

"I like the independent actor Zhou Jinci ~~ He is China's Jin Kerry ~~"

"Support Crosstalk! Support Lin Yunshe! Support Yang An!"

"Forever Kungfu team, forever national arts matchless ~"

Fans from all walks of life spontaneously pull gangs online, canvass for their favorite comedy team, post on the forum of "Happy Comedy", and post top posts on the Cape Network Forum, Cat Claw Network and other entertainment sites.

Beijin Quyi School specially prepared a small classroom to broadcast the programs of Blue Ocean Satellite TV with a projector. There were five or six teachers and school leaders in front of it, and several middle-aged men in suits, as well as several The older artist of the Beijin Quyi Association.

"Hirko, who are these people?" Ma Ming just finished debugging the signal and came to the back of the small classroom to ask the students around him.

The student who yelled at Haozi whispered, "It is a person in a suit from Beijin TV. One of them is the host of the Quyi Tea Party. Have you heard of it?"

Ma Ming scratched his head and was surprised: "My Quyi Tea Party? My God, does this show still exist? It has been running for 20 years, is it older than me!"

Haozi Zi said: "Yes, this is the oldest comedy variety show on Beijin TV. Some of the old artists, some are famous masters in the comic dialogue of Beijin, and some are masters of sketches. They are all members of the Beijin Quyi Association."

Ma Ming was curious: "The Quyi Association, Beijin TV Station, and our school, also came together to watch" Happy Comedians ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ What are they doing? "

Wu Haozi whispered: "What? Revised the show! Follow the trend! Don't domestic TV stations just make a profit?"

Unsurprisingly, the two waited until the show aired. While watching the show, these people pointed and whispered.

"We also have such a large studio in Beijin TV Station, and it can be modified a little."

"President Song, has this model been improved? For example, six groups of confrontation, audience voting, can we add guest voting?"

"Lao Wang, I'll leave it to you to find the contestants. As long as you go out, those famous masters will definitely be rewarding."

"Crosstalk is of course our Beijin Qingyun Society, but this is the most traditional Beijin crosstalk. If it is orthodox, it is the best!"

"One cross talk is not enough, it is best to bring in the Li Pei cross talk from Zhongjing, two cross talk shows, one acrobatics, three sketches, this drama can be put together!"

的 The content of this group of professionals' conversations is all related to the program system. Maybe there is a lack of interest in seeing the performance of each group of players. After all, everyone has watched more and laughed a lot.

But Ma Ming and Hao Zi were sitting at the back, and they were almost laughing when they watched the show. The two were afraid to say a word, and they laughed with tears in the back. They were also heard by the leaders in front, and looked back angrily.

The two embarrassedly slipped away from the back door, and when they went out, they couldn't help laughing: "Let's go! Find a place where I can laugh as much as possible, I want to watch" Happy Comedy "!"

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