The Knights of the DC House

"What?! Kara invited you to her house to attend her family dinner?" In the Planet Detective Agency, Dick, who was disturbed by Ke Wen midway, also shouted out because of what Ke Wen said.

"Hey, hey, hey, I called you here to ask for your help. I didn't ask you to help me read over what happened to me. You don't need to be so loud."

On the sofa, Ke Wen lowered his head, and after Dick recounted his experience, he also complained there.

"Oh, you're just setting things up with me, okay, I won't help you with this. You started complaining about me before I even settled the accounts with you. Claire and I are going back to Nasino City to prepare for a date.

You've interfered with my plans for dinner and a happy weekend, and you still say this to me, tsk tsk tsk."

Dick was furious when he heard Ke Wen complaining. He had finally gotten engaged to Claire before, but because of the old universe memory turmoil caused by Ke Wen and Wally from the old 52 universe, he was almost killed by his fiancée.

, after all, as a DC social butterfly, she had slept with many people in the old universe, including her teacher and Deathstroke's daughter. Because of the evil she had done in her previous life, she almost didn't get beaten by Deathstroke during this period.

die.

Because of this, I had a big conflict with Claire, that is, Bai Ge. If I hadn't been easy to talk to, plus my hard work, the mood and atmosphere were in place, and the people I served were ecstatic, I finally accepted the fiancée I found.

, the engagement may have ended just like that. Moreover, during this period, he and Claire also transferred out of Nazionale City and prepared to settle in Gotham. After all, the city where he grew up was finally rejuvenated, and he also

I want to protect Gotham City for a while until my old father can retire honorably.

With this idea in mind, Dick and Claire were busy in Gotham City some time ago. Finally, they just found some time to take a break and went back to Nazionale City for vacation. Ke Wen, who got the idea from nowhere,

He came directly to the door, and in the resentful eyes of his fiancée, she dragged him away without saying a word. Looking at Claire's appearance, Dick couldn't imagine what would happen to him when he went back later.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, I apologize to you, please tell me where you and Claire want to go these two days, I will give you this teleportation ring, and you can run around the earth as you like."

When he saw Dick acting violently, Ke Wen also admitted his defeat. He took out the teleportation ring infused with magic power from the system space and handed it to Dick. He quickly apologized. I was unhappy, but Dick would not compete with Ke Wen on this.

Sitting on the sofa, he knocked on the table. Ke Wen, who was observing his words, also ran to the side, made hot water for Dick, and made coffee.

"Okay, don't bother with all this trouble. Let me sort out the current situation. You are going to travel to the universe during this time to find some inspiration. To do this, you need the coordinates of some cosmic civilizations, so you asked Kara

, I hope she can help, because there will be records of relevant civilizations on the spaceship she took to the earth, right?"

"Yeah," Ke Wen nodded.

"However, before you told Kara, you forgot that you actually had the ability in this area. When she reminded you, were you ready to run away?"

"Yeah," Ke Wen nodded again.

When Dick saw Ke Wen's expression, he couldn't help but be stunned. How low does one have to have low emotional intelligence to make such a run-and-run operation? Could it be that all the emotional intelligence was exchanged for that unreasonable combat power?

"So, she is angry and tells you that she will help you, but you have to accompany her home, right? What do you think about this, and how do you want me to help you?"

Seeing that Dick came straight to the point, Ke Wen also pondered for a while, thought for a moment, and then looked at Dick and said: "Is there a suitable and appropriate way that can save me from attending Carla's family dinner and not messing with her?

Is she angry?"

"have."

"Holy shit?! It's true! You are indeed the number one socialite in Gotham City. To be honest, I think if there wasn't Big Bird in Gotham, you would definitely be the number one in the bar with your level!"

Before he finished his compliments, Ke Wen received a straight punch from Dick without expression, knocking the rest of his words back to his stomach.

"There is only one way I can tell you, which is to commit suicide and do it all over again. This will not make her angry. Also, if you say those weird things again, I will send you to be reincarnated right now. Do you believe it or not?"

"Wow, it's just a joke. Are you so serious? So, there is nothing you can do?"

Covering his nose, Ke Wen didn't dare to say dirty words there anymore. After vomiting, he asked seriously.

Seeing Ke Wen's serious tone, Dick also understood that he really thought there was a way not to make a girl angry after breaking a date. Seeing this, he also sighed helplessly and couldn't hold back Ke Wen.

After having the urge to beat him up, Fatty said: "Well, even if there is one, it's not suitable for a girl like Kara, okay? That's the way my father gets along with his rumored girlfriends. If it were you and

Kara, I'm sorry, when you do this, Kara will just leave without looking back, and from now on, the two of you will be the most familiar strangers, understand?"

Well, the problem has become so serious that Ke Wen doesn’t dare to play tricks like before. He also holds the coffee that was supposed to be handed to Dick in his hand and silently pours it into his mouth. He doesn’t care about the temperature or anything else.

The current physical condition has no effect. Because of the seriousness of Dick's words, Ke Wen just sat there in a daze and said nothing.

Regarding Ke Wen's demented behavior, Dick was helpless and asked: "Well, you and I are the only two here now, so tell me the truth. Of the three girls, who do you choose?"

Ke Wen didn't answer, just remained silent, and continued to drink coffee. But for Dick, not answering was the best answer, just like his old father. But the problem was that what his old father encountered was

The three of them are completely different from the three that Ke Wen has come into contact with. There is no problem with being independent, because they are independent. Bruce Wayne can't live without you. I just feel that you are compatible with me when I get along with you.

Damn it, I need an excellent member of the opposite sex like you to give me offspring.

As for whether I want to get involved with you in the future, it depends on whether you want to please me or not. To a certain extent, you have suppressed your old father's suspicion. As long as you are more troublesome, the harder it is to control him. If you can't control him, he will

The more I like you, the more I look at my old father’s three confidantes, it’s basically the same routine. But Ke Wen is not my old father. This guy has been around until now, and he has a brain, but he is suspicious and so on, forget it.

, bringing up suspicion in front of a guy with low emotional intelligence and who gets into trouble when he doesn't agree is an insult to this kind of psychological symptoms. Moreover, this guy is still a junior brother, wouldn't you be an idiot to discuss these with him!

So the question came up, what should I do if a brother Chu who is not as capable as his old father but wants to be treated like his old father asks him for help? Waiting online, it is quite urgent. After scratching his head for a while, Dick still asked:

"So, you want them all?"

"Can't you?"

"It's not impossible. Let me make it clear first that I advocate monogamy, but sometimes, if more than one girl's hearts are tied to you alone, there is nothing you can do about it. You can want them all, but you also have to

Pay a corresponding price. If this is the case, if you win, you will win everything, and if you lose, you will lose everything. There is no other result. Besides, in terms of status, you will only have the position of younger brother in your life from now on. You have to think about it."

As Ke Wen's good partner, Dick has nothing to do. He won't do it himself. It's not that he doesn't want to, but the memory from the old universe casts a shadow on him. In the old universe before the restart, as a prodigal son, he basically

It's easy to get together and hang out, and everyone can be regarded as friends when they meet. But there are times when the boat capsizes, and I end up on the bed halfway through the fight. Every time I get up, my waist is not very comfortable.

He is not Constantine, a two-way plug with unlimited species, a ruthless character who can even attack the Shark King. He is also a magician with a part of non-human blood, and is physically better than himself. In the old universe, he was an ordinary person.

, whenever he recalls his experiences in the last universe, Dick himself will shudder. After so many experiences, it is really God’s blessing that he can still maintain a good body. When he is reborn in the new universe, he should not do such extravagant activities.

Yes, Claire is pretty good.

If one day I really want to do something fancy, I can go to my old father in the Batcave and ask for the transformation potion I got from Martian Manhunter. Wouldn’t it be possible for Claire to take it and still be able to use it? I won’t be in trouble with my waist then.

OK.

While recalling the experience of his old universe, Dick was also waiting for Ke Wen's reply, and Ke Wen did take Dick's words into consideration. Choosing one of three things would definitely not be possible if it were him in another universe.

It has to be said that I made a good choice at the beginning. But I am still in the DC universe after all, and I can be regarded as someone who has made contributions and shed blood for this new DC multiverse, so it is not too much to ask for special treatment, right?

Ke Wen has to admit that he is not a saint who stands on the moral high ground and demands of himself and others. He also has his own little thoughts. Since he has a good body, he can be regarded as a time traveler in terms of the opposite sex.

The aura that a person should have, then what he did should be in line with the law of time travel. More importantly, he really didn't want to miss any of the three girls, so he decided.

"Hey, as for family status, then from now on, the younger brother will be the younger brother. As a man, there is no problem in letting the girl he loves go. But if you lose everything, I'm very worried. I'm really

I don’t want to lose, I can do everything else, but I can’t do this, I want to win everything.”

Having said this, Ke Wen's eyes became sharp. Dick also understood the determination contained in Ke Wen's words. He nodded and began to use his own experience in the old universe to analyze Ke Wen.

The situation, after all, even people like Harley are his pillow. In this regard, he said second, and his old father did not dare to say first. Therefore, he quickly set a plan for Ke Wen.

"Is there a way?" Seeing Dick's understanding expression, Ke Wen also understood what this expression meant and asked directly.

"Yes, there is a way. You have to go, and you have to dress formally. It's best to cut off your braids and don't look like an artist in front of your parents. Artists are good.

Your face shape is also suitable for artists, but for Kara’s parents, especially since they are scientific researchers, being an artist also means being unreliable, so if you cut it off, it will be easy for you to grow it back when the time comes.”

"Oh oh oh, I understand, change your hairstyle, change your clothes, are there any other aspects that you should pay attention to?" Nodding, Ke Wen said that he would note it down. As for formal attire, last time Dick pulled himself to customize it to participate in Superman.

He only wore the formal attire once for the wedding between The Flash and Green Lantern, and the rest was just gathering dust in his closet. It came in handy this time.

"Other aspects...come here," seeing Ke Wen asking so sincerely, Dick, after thinking for a while, also got close to Ke Wen's ear and began to conspire in a low voice, and Ke Wen was also conspiring in a low voice by Dick.

, his eyes were as wide as bells, as if he had witnessed from Dick's words that the door to a new world was opening to him.

"Is it possible?" Looking at Dick, Ke Wen also asked with some suspicion.

"Ah, I really don't want to be questioned by a guy like you who has been single for more than 20 years. Or if you have better suggestions, just tell me and I will listen."

Being questioned by a layman in such a professional field, Dick felt his blood pressure soaring rapidly, but Ke Wen also understood that he had said the wrong thing, and after smiling awkwardly, he gave in.

"No, no, how could it be? I understand everything you said. I'm going to change my clothes and hairstyle now, and then go to confront Kara's parents. No, I'm going to attend the family dinner that Kara invited me."

After nodding and bowing, Ke Wen quickly went upstairs to get his clothes and took a good shower. Dick watched Ke Wen go upstairs and then breathed a sigh of relief. He picked up the teleportation ring that Ke Wen had placed on the table and directly

Use it to open the portal. After stepping into the other side of the open portal, he secretly took out his mobile phone, dialed a certain number, and whispered: "What, I've done it.

Whether you can take first place depends on how you deal with him tonight."

After speaking, the portal closed, and Dick opened another portal and left humming a tune.

At the same time, in Gotham City, the brothers Damian and Helena, who were picked up from school by their mother, were also accepting this fact that impacted their outlook on life. Their father drove to school to pick them up.

And more importantly, he had no intention of concealing his identity, so that all the students, teachers, security guards, and parents of the school where they were located could see his father's true glory.

At the same time, he also saw his mother taking him directly into the car driven by his father and driving away. Then, their family of five had a family dinner in a private restaurant that had been reserved.

Damian is relatively precocious and has been with Bruce for several years. For a while, he still has not accepted the change of his father from a tsundere to a good man. Helena, as the favorite of the entire Bat family, has always been under protection.

In the center, she was only happy that her father came to pick her up and let everyone know that she was Bruce Wayne's daughter. She was also the most active during the entire dinner.

Bruce didn't feel angry about his daughter's activity. Instead, like every new father, he clumsily cooperated with his daughter's coquettishness and listened to her tell stories about school. Helena also mentioned this

When little Jonathan came home for a while, he showed a familiar staring face to Damian, but also showed a kind smile to his daughter. From the time after dinner to returning home, Damian was still in shock. He

I pinched myself several times, specifically pinching the most sensitive parts of my nerves.

The pain made him take several breaths of cold air, allowing him to confirm that he was not dreaming. If it was a dream, Damian couldn't tell whether it was a good dream or a nightmare. It wasn't that he couldn't accept that his father could truly enter.

The role of a father, but there must be a progress bar. In the past, the progress bar was stuck at 10%. It was harder to advance by one percentage point than to clear a big event. As a result, when my father woke up, the progress bar was full? Are you kidding me?

Play?

Believe it or not, but the man in front of me who is having sex with his mother, in terms of words, deeds, and temperament, is his father, the Batman who is Bruce Wayne. Wait, making love? He looks like he is talking to his mother.

When Leah's words heated up rapidly, and even he could smell the smell of hormone secretion in the air, Selena also carried Helena back to the bedroom first, while her father and mother also walked towards the study.

Damian held his forehead directly and continued to look without eyes, "You two should consider that there are children here. After Helena and Raven and I fall asleep, we don't care how you, mother, and Aunt Selina stimulate us.

No, are you in such a hurry? Forget it, I have definitely traveled through time today. Let’s take a nap. When I wake up, I will probably be able to return to the Wayne Manor I am familiar with."

Embarrassed, Damian could only block his ears and walk towards his room full of nonsense. Fortunately, the houses in Wayne Manor were well soundproofed. He could not hear anything when he closed the door, and the world became quiet again.

In the study room, hot mom Thalia was also responding to her lover's request, touching her lover's chest and looking into his eyes. Everything Bruce did for herself and her children today made her feel that she didn't see anything.

Wrong person, she still captured this man's heart.

"You've made me look forward to it for a long time, my love, don't you need to wait for Selena to come with you? When Diana was here before, you seemed to be braver than you are now."

"I need you to answer me a question, Thalia!" Bruce said in a deep voice while holding Thalia's hand caressing his chest.

"You said, I can answer whatever you ask today."

"Where is your father, Lars al Ghul, where is the Ninja Master!"