The Lame Daoist Priest
Chapter 236: "Cock Science"
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Until the little nurse finished cleaning the room, she shook her hand in front of my eyes: "Hey, what are you doing? Do not disturb the elderly rest, go out with me."
Walking out of the door, the nurse closed the door, then looked at me and made a grimace and said: "Resume early, don't go out and move around at night, be careful of ghosts in the hospital." After she finished, she turned to the nurse's duty Go.
The funny girl actually scared me, it seems she is quite brave.
Returning to the ward, the mother asked curiously, "Son, what's going on next door?"
"It's nothing." I chuckled: "The old man next door accidentally knocked the glass off. Mom, go to sleep. I'll show you the bottle. If the medicine is gone, I will call the nurse to change the medicine."
The mother nodded and closed her eyes. I sat on the stool by the bed and took out "The Yellow Rune" to study it.
When I was absorbed in my research, I suddenly heard the sound of the door of the next ward being closed.
I frowned, closed the book, and listened with my ears upright. A slight footstep passed by my door. I could guess with my toes. It must have been the old man next door! !
I pushed the door open through a small slit and observed the outside from the slit. The old man was walking towards the nurse's duty room at this time, and I kept lying on the door to watch his every move. When he walked to the door of the nurse's duty room, he glanced back and made sure that there was no one behind him before he entered the nurse's duty room.
My mental reaction was very fast. When he was about to turn around, he closed the door and it took seven seconds to open again.
And when I opened the door again, the old man was gone! Needless to say, it must have entered the nurse's duty room!
If you are a normal person and want to find a nurse, is it necessary to check whether there is anyone behind you before entering the room? of course not! This alone proves that the old man has a problem! Although I don't want to control the ghosts, I can't let innocent people be killed under my nose! So I put a spell on the door, walked out quickly, and went straight to the nurse's duty room.
When I came to the door, I found that the old man was talking to the little nurse just now. Hearing the footsteps behind, they looked backwards. The little nurse asked, "Huh? Why are you again? Is something wrong?"
Seeing that the old man did not attack the nurse, I changed my mouth and said: "That, I accidentally cut my finger just now, I want you to bandage me." Then, I quickly cut through the hand behind me with my fingernail, and then put He stretched out his hand and let her watch.
"Huh? Such a big wound, come here and sit down."
I sat in the chair next to the old man, and the old man said in an old voice: "Little nurse, you are busy first, I just came over and told you that my needle was pulled out by myself. Don't disturb me in the past when you wait. . "
While holding the disinfectant, the little nurse said, "Okay Li Bo, you go back to rest early, and I will go to take an empty medicine bottle tomorrow morning."
"Hey, okay, okay." The old man coughed twice and turned to walk out.
After he went out, I also walked to the door of the nurse's duty room, staring at his back. I want to see if he returned to his room.
The nurse just wanted to wipe me with disinfectant, but I walked away and she whispered: "Hey! Don't run!"
The old man heard this sound and looked back. Seeing me standing at the door, he said nothing, turned his head again, and walked back to his room. I know that if I were not standing at the door, maybe he was going to go! Anyway, I wouldn't go back to my room.
Since he is still not sure whether he is a man or a ghost at this time, he cannot rashly shoot. The little nurse reproachfully said, "What's the matter with you? Disinfecting your wounds is so unreliable. What are you standing in the corridor to see?"
"Sorry." I smiled apologetically: "The wound is fine. I don't think it needs to be disinfected. I'll go back first."
"Hey? No! Didn't you just come to me for disinfection? I think you're so weird? What the **** are you trying to do?" It seems that as soon as I say the wrong thing, she will call the police immediately.
In desperation, I had to sit down, let her disinfect me, and try to maintain a calm gesture.
After the wound was bandaged, I left the nurse's duty room. I also spit out a long breath. I wanted to come over to save the little nurse. I didn't expect it to be misunderstood, and I scratched my finger to make excuses. It was really a loss.
I walked slowly towards my mother's ward along the way, listening to the movements of each ward along the way. Then passed the door of the mother's ward, came to the door of the old man's ward, the ear was stuck to the door, listening to the movement in the door. But as soon as my ear touched the door, the little nurse came out of the door of the nurse's duty room and looked to me! I had to turn around quickly, pretending to be in the direction of the toilet.
I went to the toilet and stood there for a minute.
After coming out, I found that the little nurse was still standing in front of the nurse's duty room and looking at me. In desperation, I had to return to my mother's ward and sit on a chair to continue reading. The old man should have returned to his ward just now. The little nurse has doubted me. It seems that I can only sit here. But it doesn't matter, I have good hearing. If the old man comes out of the room, I can definitely hear it.
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It seems that I read "Yellow Rune", "Blue Rune" and "Purple Rune" overnight. In the "Blue Rune", I saw the mark of the magic drop. That is to say, not only can the magic be removed after painting, but instead it will make the monster go crazy. After reading it in the book, I found out that it turned out that I had drawn it back! Because the old scammers and I used "video" to produce the principle of mirroring, and according to the principle of mirroring, the things I saw here were horizontally flipped, so that not only did the magic demon rune not work, but it made the monster crazy ! Although it was hit by mistake, it was a major discovery.
The demon rune is actually not a pit father. The pit father is the mirror principle, and I reversed the painting.
If you are free, you should try the power of the magic talisman again.
Early in the morning, the fox demon and Xu Xiaoling came over and brought breakfast such as fritters and soy milk.
While I was having breakfast, my phone suddenly rang. I took out my phone and saw it. It was a call from a cheap man. After answering, the cheap man asked anxiously, "Brother, where are you?"
"My mother is anaemic, I am in the hospital, what's wrong?"
"Is there a TV in the hospital?"
"Yes, we are in the senior ward."
"Then you can play TV quickly and watch Zhuoxuan City TV station."
"What's wrong with you? So anxious?" I frowned and asked.
The cheap man said anxiously: "You know it by watching TV. Well, brother, I'm very busy here, so I won't talk about it." Then, the cheap man hung up the phone.
Does this product let me watch TV? What happened? I quickly put down the fritters in my hand, turned on the TV in the senior ward, and found Zhuoxuan City TV Station. . .
Zhuoxuan City TV station is broadcasting "Cock Science", which is completely a program that imitates CCTV's "Approaching Science". At this time, the female host with small glasses is saying in vernacular: "Welcome everyone to watch this issue of" "Daijin Science", everyone, I'm so beautiful. A while ago, our city suddenly killed 1,703 people. Is it a plague or a haunt? Today, we specially invited two mysterious guests in the column! First of all, please ask the medical brick family field The professor came to power! Everyone applauded! "
"Pappa ..." A few ridiculous applause sounded, and a middle-aged man wearing glasses came up.
The host continued: "Next, let's welcome Tian Laoqiao fortune-telling brick house Yang Laoshi to the stage again with warm applause!"
then. . . I saw the humble man coming out of the background, wearing a robe, carrying a peach sword, holding a compass in his left hand, and a sword finger in his right hand: "Infinite Tianzun, hello host, audience friends and TV in front of the audience Hello, everyone in the audience! "
"Good! Papa Papa!" There were whistle sounds and applause from the audience. The camera turned to the auditorium. I found that there were several people from the Taoist Association and Qingyang Daoyou at this time. He was wearing SpongeBob clothes and was applauding hard! The flowing hair was all sticking to his head with sweat, and he was sweating excitedly. . .
Yang. . . teacher? Fortune-telling brick house? Where and where is this? And Qingyang Daoyou, these guys are too unreliable? Let them deal with ghosts in Zhuoxuan City, and they ran to the TV station, so I was so angry that I almost smashed the TV!
The host pressed his hands in vain, motioned everyone to stop applause, and then invited the two bricks to sit on their left and right sofas, holding a microphone and said: "Today, the two bricks are invited, just to let you explain your views. , What happened a while ago is the plague virus? Or is it a monster? Let ’s first interview Yang Laoshi, a brick fortune-teller at Tianqiao. Hello, Lao Yang. "
"Hey, hello, hello, hello, hello ... Host, hello, sorry, I just tried wheat." The cheap man said.
The host wiped cold sweat and said: "It's okay. Yang Laoshi, a lot of people died a while ago. What do you think?"
The mean man had a sword finger, and a pair of breezy, said: "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, since this time, many ghosts have gathered in Zhuoxuan City, but Zhuoxuan City's qi has greatly increased, and some weak and sick people have been affected by qi. Impact, so it will kill. "
Professor Tian snorted: "Pretend to be a ghost."
The hostess raised her glasses and incited emotions, saying: "Huh? Professor Tian doesn't seem to support this statement. Let us interview Professor Tian. Professor Tian, do you have anything to say?"
Professor Tian said: "I don't know what happened to your show, why did you find this kind of river and lake crook, what he said has no scientific basis at all, it is simply nonsense! In fact, this incident is a plague virus, and we have developed special effects. Medicines, cockroach capsules, specializing in the treatment of various plagues, eight thousand eighty-one boxes, twelve boxes and one course of treatment. Please look for the cockroach brand, which is sold in major hospitals in this city! "
The humble man stood on the sofa and said: "Dogday's even advertised on the show, Dao friends, beat me to death!"
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