The land of pirates is my choice

After Saitama finished greeting Ye Xian, he saw Yu’er behind Ye Xian, Yu’er looked at Saitama’s bald head, and Saitama’s orange superman suit, and in this environment, I couldn’t help but be a little afraid that Saitama was a perverted man.

“Lord Ye Xian, is he?”

“Huh.” Ye Xian smiled playfully, seeing Yu’er’s look, Ye Xian understood what she was thinking, after all, Mr. Saitama’s outfit can be described as shocking, and normal girls will be a little resistant when they see it.

“He’s Saitama, my good friend, and my only neighbor.”

“Oh, so it is.” Yu’er nodded, relieved in her heart, fortunately she was not in the same room as Ye Xian.

“By the way, he’s a super strong man stronger than me!” Ye Xian looked at Yu’er and smiled mysteriously.

“Really?” Yu’er was a little suspicious, and carefully glanced at the expressionless Saitama teacher, and had some doubts in her heart.

Ye Xian smiled slightly, didn’t say much, and went upstairs with a smile.

Back in the house, Ye Xian put the food in the refrigerator, put the toiletries in the toilet, and after doing this, Ye Xian nodded in satisfaction, and finally had some popularity.

In fact, Ye Xian can completely not eat, drink, wash or sleep, but this world is not as dangerous as the pirate world, Ye Xian is not afraid of all enemies, anyway, he will not be able to go back for a while, Ye Xian decided to take advantage of this time to experience the life of ordinary people.

The time is not early, Ye Xian is ready to make dinner, to be honest, his cooking skills are quite good, but he hasn’t done it for a long time.

Ye Xian had just tied her apron, and Yu’er, who was sitting on the sofa, was stunned. “Master Ye Xian, are you going to make dinner?”

“Yes, if you don’t make dinner, can you still order takeout around here?” Ye Xian said jokingly.

“Don’t move, or I’ll come!” Yu’er’s figure flashed and rushed directly into the small kitchen.

Ye Xian was a little helpless, originally wanted to do it herself, since Yu’er took the initiative to cook, Ye Xian was not good at sweeping her interest. Well, in fact, Ye Xian is afraid of trouble, and it’s good to have someone cooking…

“Yu’er, make a meal for three people, I’ll call Saitama over to eat together.”

“Yes, Lord Ye Xian.” Yu’er replied with a smile while cutting the dish.

With nothing to do, Ye Xian looked at the room, and he didn’t have to practice, he could only watch TV to pass the time.

This idleness, is really a little boring, in the pirate world, in the past, either fighting or dealing with various things, now when idle, Ye Xian is really a little unaccustomed! ! !

Sitting on the sofa and quietly watching TV, since two years ago, monsters and weirdos have appeared more and more frequently to attack humans, and now it is monster attacks that are broadcast in the store.

Within a few minutes, Ye Xian turned off the TV, bored, bored, and there was not even a person to speak. Although Yu’er is lively and cute, after all, she and Ye Xian have just met, and Ye Xian can’t talk to her about deep ^_^ topics.

Ye Xian sat on the sofa stunned, he was very worried about Qi Mei and them, but he thought that he couldn’t go back for the time being, and it was useless to be anxious.

Ye Xian continued to be bored, and thought about going to Saitama’s house, he wanted to talk to Saitama about why Saitama was not bored.

Bang bang bang… Ye Xian knocked lightly on the door.

“Ye Xian?” Saitama opened the door.

“I’ll go in and sit for a while and ask you some questions.” Ye Xian said with a smile.

“Uh, come in.” Saitama let go expressionlessly.

The two walked into the house, Ye Xian saw the TV turned on at a glance, and had a bad premonition of his intentions.

Ye Xian sat casually on the sofa.

“Saitama, you have such strong strength, won’t you be bored every day?”

“Boring?” Saitama’s expression was stunned, touched the back of his head and thought hard, Ye Xian looked at him expectantly, hoping that Saitama could give the secret of living alone for two years.

“Ye Xian, I won’t be bored, I exercise every day, make breakfast, pour cacti, make lunch, watch the news, always be ready to strike and defeat monsters, make dinner, take a bath and sleep. One day is over, and the next day starts again. ”

After Saitama finished speaking, he looked at Ye Xian with a serious face.

“I see.” Ye Xian nodded dejectedly, although he had already guessed in his heart, but his hopes were in vain, and he didn’t get a way to get bored, and Ye Xian was very distressed in his heart.

“What’s the problem?” Saitama looked at Ye Xian like a deflated leather ball, full of motivation, and was puzzled.

“I want to find something to do! Let’s be weird. Ye Xian spread out on the sofa and muttered.

Saitama didn’t speak, looking up at the window, he was also expecting a powerful monster to appear.

Perhaps the voices of the two were heard by God, and the TV picture flashed and replaced it with an emergency live broadcast.

A reporter was riding in a helicopter, conducting a live news broadcast, the picture flashed, switched to a train station, a minotaur roared wantonly, four hooves moved, kicked his hind legs, raised sparks in the sky, and the building that was kicked shattered in response to the explosion! You can see many ordinary people, scattering in a panic.

“Friends of the audience in front of the TV, now insert urgent news!

A monster appeared in the Z City train battle, and it was visually estimated that this disaster level was dragon-level, which is the third dragon-level disaster this year! The two B-level heroes near the station have been defeated, and the A-level heroes sent by the Hero Association have not yet arrived at the scene, please ask the nearby B-level heroes and above, hurry to the train station to support! ……”

Seeing the news broadcast on TV, Saitama and Ye Xian’s eyes froze, and when they looked at each other, they could see the excitement in each other’s eyes.

“Finally able to pass the time!” Ye Xian grinned.

“Go!” Saitama clenched his fists, his gaze becoming firm and serious.

“Lord Ye Xian, Saitama-sensei, it’s time to eat.” At this moment, Yu’er greeted at the door.

“You eat first, leave the meal for me.” Ye Xian said with a smile, and then looked at Saitama, “Saitama, I’ll take a step first.” ”

After speaking, with a swoosh, Saitama and Yu’er only felt a flower in front of them, and the leaf string had disappeared.

“So fast!” Yu’er was so surprised that she couldn’t close her mouth.

“Uh…” Saitama was stunned, confused about the situation, did not think much, the invincible Saitama teacher moved his feet and ran downstairs…

“You’re all gone… Am I embarrassed to eat alone? Jade looked at the empty room, a little speechless.

“Really! People have to wait for you to come back and eat together! ”

Ye Xian’s speed was as fast as lightning, and after a few breaths, he came to the train station.

“Boom…” There were explosions all around, fires filled the sky, and the remaining humans were desperately shouting.

“Hahaha! Humble humans! My buffalo king is out! I’m going to kill you all!” The minotaur shouted, kicking his hooves at will, wanting to trample a group of people to death.

At this moment, a figure appeared in front of him like lightning, stretched out a finger, and gently resisted the cow’s hooves he raised.

Ye Xian looked at the minotaur with a sigh, his fingers were slightly forced, and with a pop, blood splashed out, and the cow’s hooves were punched out of a blood hole by Ye Xian.

“Third, for the sake of Senior Brother working so hard to code, let’s come to a wave of support!”