The Last Cat in the Universe

In fact, those people who tried to catch cats were really wrong.

They are all scientific researchers in all their words. Naturally, there is no lack of rigorous attitude.

They have thoroughly reviewed the information, and there is a large amount of practical information and evidence that more than half of cats will respond to the smell of catnip.

Catnip as a marijuana in cats, different cats will react differently after smoking, and cats that will respond will end up in a period of confused thinking after a short hallucination time-we generally use Called "the sage time after the fact."

There are other cats who are already stupid during the hallucinogenic time, and will just lie there with a stubborn look.

So when they realized that Yuean responded to catnip, they all felt that it was absolutely stable!

Who knows that Yuean will not enter the final stage after sucking!

The excitement period is too long!

They all waited outside and didn't go in at that time. You should know that there was a cat that could interact with the SS-class genome and win!

No one is stupid, who is going to fight head to head with such a powerful fighting force?

But they didn't go in, Yue'an waited impatiently and came out!

As a result, as Ji Xiuyu saw, the people who came to catch the cat were annihilated by the thunderous force, and even had no chance to struggle, they were stunned by Yue An into the room one by one. The shreds shred.

In order to report safety, Yuean tugged all the instruments in operation and made it sparse before successfully sending out a communication.

The combat effectiveness of this group of people is too weak.

It can't reflect the strength of this cat.

Yue'an looked around the mess in this place, shook his ears, holding a test tube that was volatilized with only a light layer of light green liquid underneath, and buried his little nose in the test tube mouth, took a sip, and rolled with joy. .

I haven't sucked in a long time!

Yue'an kicked his leg and kicked the test tube without a little bit left. He got up and shook his head, shaking his hair.

Because the attack speed of Yuean exceeded the common sense, he did not give this group of humans and fighting robots a chance to fight back, and he ended the battle neatly.

There are no human waiters in the restaurant, and the restaurant's hospitality robot will not come without instructions.

At this moment, as if nothing had happened, everything is as usual.

The white hair dumplings squatted in place for a while, watching the sharp instructions in the communicator, Ji Xiu Xi, who was rushing over with a large group of people, thought about it, and just jumped back to the table and reopened the live broadcast. .

Heaven and earth eat the most.

It is shameful to waste food.

Yue'an glanced at the mess in the room and unconsciously started another live broadcast in this messy background.

The dishes on the table had been piled up a lot, Yuean looked at the camera flying out of the light brain, meowed twice, and began to bow down to eat without any psychological burden.

The melon-eaters in the live broadcast room were frightened one by one.

Why in less than ten minutes, the original neat restaurant turned into a dump? ?

[What happened in the ten minutes we didn't know? ]

[Is Yuean communicating with the Marshal? Just as the camera swept past, I seemed to see the holographic projection of the Marshal. ]

[Wait, did the lens swipe one leg just now? ? ? ? ]

[? ? ? ? ]

[I seem to see a corpse ... is it a corpse? ]

[You read that right, I saw it, and there was more than one. ]

Yue'an raised his head from the dishes, glanced at the comments, and glanced at the four humans lying unconsciously in the room.

The small hair ball squatted on the table, yawned lazily, licked the soup on his mouth, and continued to eat.

Yue'an's calm posture did not calm down his comment area. The melons were all stunned, as the camera shifted.

The camera's intelligent system adjusts the angle and direction from the subject's motion, light, and other factors.

Before long, the people who squatted to watch the live broadcast of Yue'an basically looked at the whole picture of the entire room.

[If I'm not blind, the ball at the foot of the table should be the forelimb of the latest ZD41 standard combat robot, which is extremely intelligent and dedicated to suicide missions. ]

[Taking a closer look, it is ZD41 that's right. There should be three in total, but the weapons on the forelimbs have been modified. ]

[Grass? Battle robot? The kind of suicide mission? Do you have a hammer? ? ]

[More than that, the person on the left side of the room is holding a cutting-edge signal shield that our department has participated in. We are only responsible for the design of the housing part because it is required from the top. The department took a long time to study materials and ductility , So I am quite impressed. ]

[So the broadcast was cut off suddenly because of this blocking machine? ]

[Everything has been scratched ...]

[The ZD41's forelimb was modified with a catcher, which was specially developed for capturing smaller planetary creatures. It is a little different from the ordinary hunting catchers for civilian use, but it can still be seen roughly. ]

[Catcher? ? ? ]

[Really, how dare anyone steal a cat? ? What about the man who said he was going to steal a cat? ? ]

[I'm not I didn't stop talking! I didn't go out! Xiaoyue'an is so strong in combat, and he needs a marshal! I do n’t want to kill me to steal a cat? ? ]

[It turns out that someone really stole a cat, who did it! !! ]

[Take a closer look ... The ZD41 can be used by either the government or the military, and there are some places that need to be closely guarded. ]

Yue'an shook his ears, faintly heard a loud noise from outside the restaurant.

He glanced up at Ji Xiuyu, who had a somber expression in the holographic projection. Ji Xiuyu was still sitting behind his face and was scared of the scientific research minister. A legionnaire was sitting beside the minister.

This man was taken straight from the court by Ji Xiuxun. After all, he saw the logo of the Ministry of Scientific Research on the instrument. As a minister, he couldn't escape responsibility.

Yue'an licked his paw and mewed at Mr. Marshal.

Ji Xiuyu was sitting in the car, hearing Yuean's voice, and turned his head.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"Meow." Yuean held out a paw and pointed at the door.

Mr. Marshal paused and asked, "Someone coming?"

"Meow." The small hair ball answered.

Ji Xiuyu glanced at Yue'an, who was driving a live broadcast, and suddenly realized that Yue'an is also able to attract a large number of media.

This little hair ball that has broken through time from the lost ancient earth is eating in a restaurant outside Dixing.

Only half an hour has passed since the live broadcast began. Considering the location of the restaurant and the transportation problem of the imperial capital, half an hour is enough for those journalists to set off from the headquarters to the restaurant.

At the moment, it happened to hit a big news.

"Don't let them destroy the scene, wait for me to come." Mr. Marshal glanced at the live camera next to Yuean, facing him with a cold face, "If the media that came were not obedient and tried to break in, You let them lie down like those in the house. "

Yuean's tail flickered and her small **** stood up: "Meow!"

[It's over. It's over. I've predicted what the media will say tomorrow. ]

[Military Propaganda Department: Please say a few words to Marshal Ji. ]

[The Ministry of Propaganda Department frowned, feeling that this was not easy! ]

[Don't worry about the army propaganda department soon, who can you pick the fat man sitting behind the marshal! ]

[Don't you care about current affairs? The fat man is the research scientist who went to the military court with the marshal these days. ]

[Bottom! Correct! Research Department! I finally remembered it! !! ]

[? ? ? ]

[The logo on the catcher belongs to the research department! Because of the incompleteness, I have always felt a little familiar with it. I didn't remember where it came from. When I talked about the research department, I remembered it. ]

[……What? Research department? ]

[Okay, I don't believe it, I'm still working on the biological research subjects of the Ministry of Science and Technology, and I can apply in another year! Do you know anyone who has n’t studied? The entry that does not allow experiments with innocent, intelligent life forms has been written into the law. Can the official research department of the empire know? ? ? ]

[Calm down, under no circumstances can you kill a group with one stick. ]

[Not to mention that, what is the motivation of the research department? ]

[motivation? How valuable is the research value of ancient earth creatures? ]

[... This motivation is quite sufficient. ]

After finishing eating, Yue'an turned to glance at the wooden canal where there were no more dishes to be delivered, and then knocked at the door.

He heard the noise at the door getting more and more fierce. It seemed that the restaurant owner stood up and was blocking the media trying to enter the restaurant.

Yue'an looked up at Ji Xiu, who was getting off.

Mr. Marshal brought a large group of people over this time to maintain the on-site, forensic, and face-to-face press officers.

The media that had been in trouble before had a snoring sound when Ji Xiuyu got out of the car.

The crowd gave them a way like Moses divided the sea, and the whole restaurant was so smart that there was only motion left to take pictures.

Mr. Marshal looks really annoyed today. The whole man was murderous. He dragged him out of the car holding the collar of the research minister, and strode into the restaurant all the way. He did not show his face in front of the media. .

The media crowded into the restaurant was invited by Ji Xiuyu to go out. They could only watch Ji Xiuyu drag the minister of science and lead people to the Yue'an private room.

The white hair dumplings shivered, hung up the communication that had been maintained, turned off the live broadcast by the way, jumped off the dining table, stepped on the faces of the people briskly, and walked to the door to open the door.

Ji Xiuyu threw the research minister into the room, and regardless of the painful cry that he fell into the wreckage of the machine, he leaned over and hugged Yuean.

Before, his attention was all on Yue'an. Ji Xiuhuan did not carefully observe the person lying on the ground who was partially covered by various mechanical damage and his face.

He now carefully looked at the four people lying in the room one by one, and his body became tense.

The Field Marshal stiffly and mechanically stroked the small hair ball in his arms, the force was quite heavy, and the pressure on the An An felt a bit unable to lift his head.

Xiao Mao Tuan seemed to notice something. He rolled over, hugged his big hand, and patted him with a meat pad, right to comfort.

Mr. Marshal's hand moved slightly, and he squeezed Yue'an's small paw gently with his backhand, and then looked up at the Minister of Scientific Research, his expression was cold.

"Are you familiar with these people?"

He said, kicking and kicking the head of the nearest middle-aged man.

"Coincidentally, I am also very familiar."

Can you be unfamiliar?

In the two months that were dark, the six experimenters who often appeared in front of Ji Xiuyu, two in this room, were now lying on the ground.

The remaining three people, including the Minister of Scientific Research, were the ones who injected him with a dormant in the military's physical examination room that year, and took him into the bottom laboratory of the Ministry of Scientific Research.

The enemies have a narrow road and are insatiable.

Now come to catch Yuean!

I don't know how to live or die!

Ji Xiuyu pinched Yuean's paw and watched the sweaty, panicked research minister on his forehead, what he wanted to say, and stopped because of the ordinary soldiers around him. Upon reaching the road, he looked over at the soldiers behind him, and motioned to them to take them away.

Mr. Marshal stood for a long time in the place, silent and cold, like a stone.

The soldiers waiting behind him for evidence, you look at me, I look at you, I wonder if I should walk in at this time.

Yue'an looked up at the man in the room staring dumbly, stretched his claws and hooked Jiu Xiu's placket.

Mr. Marshal looked down at him.

A small white hair ball was caught on his black placket. The soft flesh pad gently patted his face, and his fluffy head twitched around Ji Xiu's neck, and the scream of Mi Mi Mi grew The epilogue is full of comfort.

It has been three days since the Marshal who has not been close to his cat poked for a while, then lowered his head and gave his cat a slight back chin.

"Not angry," he said, "going home?"

Upon hearing this, Yue'an jumped out of the marshal's arms and slammed back on the table, paws the menu on the table, and rattled the empty plate on the table.

Come back home?

What's home before dinner?

No return!

Just after a little emotional recovery due to the comfort of his cat, the marshal, who had been abandoned for a few seconds, hesitated for a few seconds, then turned to look at the restaurant owner who was looking aside.

The Marshal asked with his voice that seemed to freeze to death: "Hasn't Yue's meal been served?"

"Ah ...?" The owner of the restaurant was a middle-aged man. When he was asked, his head was scared by Ji Xiu, and then he checked and answered, "Yes, and Forty-two are not on ... "

"..."

Although he had already guessed this fact, Mr. Marshal really felt a bit upset.

But what can be upset?

Of course, choose to forgive him!

Ji Xiuzhen was a bit suffocated.

He gasped and said to the restaurant owner, "Continue to get together."

He lifted his feet around the large mechanical wreckage, walked to the dining table, and nodded to the soldiers who were outside for evidence.

Mr. Yue'an let the marshal, who was not in a good mood, pinched the fluffy fur pads, and the blue cat's eyes blinked at the soldiers who obtained the evidence. His eyes followed the test tubes carefully collected by them. In the bag where they kept their evidence.

Catnip!

How cool it tastes.

I don't know if there is any inventory in the research department.

Yue'an held the test tube bag and couldn't help tilting the tip of his tail, grabbing Mrs. Marshal's wrist, and raised a bold idea in his heart.

The author has something to say: Viet Nam: Pippi! Help me up! I'm going to the research department to **** another hundred of his mother!

Marshal: ...