The Laughing Clown in Pirate

What's worse than being charged protection money?

That means you were charged several protection fees but were not protected!

The tavern owner Leon Horner was being pointed at by pirates at this time. Five flintlock guns, five black muzzles from five angles... At this time, he was only afraid that one of the pirates who had drunk too much would take the gun.

Sound the trigger, ignite the gunpowder in the gun chamber, and shoot out black projectiles.

Yes, especially the guy in front of me with red cheeks, swaying and belching wine.

"Give...give me the money!" the guy said with a belch, even the gun in his hand shook slightly.

"I will definitely cooperate, but can you please put down your guns!" Leon Horner raised his hands high and said calmly.

"You lied to me!" The drunken pirate slapped the table: "As soon as we put down our guns, you will start to fight back and knock us down. None of you who run a hotel are easy."

Bang! The excited finger pulled the sensitive trigger, and the projectile was driven out of the gun chamber by the explosive gunpowder, causing a bottle of fine wine behind the bar to scatter in all directions.

The light yellow liquid was flowing on the wine cabinet, and the unique sour taste of good wine of a certain vintage filled the entire bar.

Leon Horner was a little angry. That bottle of wine was worth about 100,000 Baileys!

"Hey! Your leader is drunk!" the tavern owner yelled angrily: "If you want money, you can get it yourself, it's in the cabinet on my left!"

"Hahaha! Sorry, it went off!" the pirate in the middle said sheepishly, lowering his flintlock gun to load new bullets into his gun.

The pirates next to them winked at each other and finally selected a person to take the money.

"Doug, you go to the bar and get the money!"

"Yes!" the youngest pirate said nervously, and warned the bar owner: "Don't move, or my gun will go off!"

It is not appropriate to call this young boy a pirate. He is a native of the Shampoo Islands. He has just been admitted to the pirate group and is currently working as a boatman.

He had not yet gone to sea, nor had he carried out a single raid.

This is a pirate group that failed in the new world and retreated to the island of failure. The captain was frightened by the monsters in the new world. At this time, he didn't know whether to stick to his dream or return to the first half of the Grand Line to dominate.

The damaged pirate group was docked at the port for repairs, but the repair progress was getting slower day by day.

Unknowingly, the entire pirate group has been staying on this failed island for half a year.

The savings from the robbery were already spent in the first month of indulgence.

The horrible-tasting bad wine and smelly women brought by poverty will undoubtedly make these pirates who have tasted the best goods fall into hell.

So...the pirates who discovered that the underground order of this archipelago was beginning to become chaotic quickly began their own carnival.

Young Doug moved the movable baffle of the bar and walked into the bar.

"Which drawer?" He tried to remain calm and seemed to be familiar with it, but the flintlock gun in his hand was shaking uncontrollably.

"The one closest to my left hand." the tavern owner said calmly.

"Then stand further away!" Doug threatened, and the tavern owner moved two steps obediently.

Doug first pulled the drawer violently, and then glared at the tavern owner.

"Why can't it be opened?"

"I think you should twist the key on it." The tavern owner smiled mockingly, turning down the corners of his mouth, which made Doug's face turn red with embarrassment.

The pirates' eyes couldn't help but turn to the embarrassed Doug for a moment.

Doug turned the key and yanked open the drawer.

With a bang!, the crossbow arrow shot from the drawer passed through Doug's young chest and was nailed to the wine cabinet. The bar owner leaned over and hid under the counter, and took out the shotgun under the counter.

Several gunshots were fired, and when the innkeeper stood up again with shotguns, the pirates had all fallen in front of the bar.

Applause and whistles sounded in this tavern! The remaining drinkers enthusiastically applauded the tavern owner’s vigorous skills, but at the same time regretted that today’s wine could not be free.

The waiter carefully wiped the fired flintlock gun with a white handkerchief, then inserted the gun back into his waist and walked towards the bar.

"The boss...is from the One-Eyed Pirates." The waiter opened the pirate's clothes and confirmed the pirate's tattoo.

"Hmph!" the tavern owner snorted dissatisfiedly, "Just dispose of the body. I hope One Eye won't care about these little minions!"

"Where to throw it, boss?"

"Pile them in the backyard first, join the previous batch, and then throw them into the river at night!"

The tavern owner wiped the bar counter angrily. Fortunately, the wine on the wine cabinet was all good wine in bottles of bad wine, otherwise he would have lost a lot of money. The only thing that made him feel distressed was that the short-sighted guy happened to hit a real bottle.

Although he was used to seeing wind and waves, the tavern owner was still a little worried at this time.

The One-Eyed Pirates captain One-Eye Valon has a bounty of 110 million, which was originally something that the Oroko family, which used to collect protection fees, should handle.

Their crew broke the rules by attacking the merchants in Shampoo, and they deserve to die!

This is the underground rule of the Chambord Islands.

But... now that Lisandro Oroko from the East China Sea is dead, the underground forces of the Shampoo Islands are being reshuffled, and the besieged Oroko family is in dire straits and is no longer able to maintain the old order.

This month, the tavern owner paid a total of four protection fees.

A sum of money was given to the navy branch. It was not called protection money, but called harmonious military-civilian relations and the voluntary donation of military resources by the people.

Used to upgrade naval guns, repair bases, etc. for our heroic navy.

Of course, the military men actually spent it on women and wine.

Paying this money is just to ensure that your store can continue to open on this island. Of course, if the pirates threaten a huge bounty, the navy will intervene. But merchants often do not expect this to happen, because the navy and pirates fight

It doesn't even take into account the lives and assets of civilians. Rather, the greater the noise at that time, the more benefits the navy will have... If it succeeds, it means arresting the most vicious pirates. If it fails, it means the pirates are too cruel and can't do anything to take care of the civilians.

The other was given to the Oroko family.

Although the strength of the Oroko family has dropped significantly with the death of Lisandro Oroko from the East China Sea, they are still the strongest and most powerful gang in the Chambord Islands.

However, half a month ago, the Oroko family abandoned the entire street after a group of people died, so the tavern owner paid the third protection fee to the newly minted gangster Casemiro. I heard that he killed

The dead Lisandro Oroko from the East China Sea was the founder of the anti-Oroko alliance and a ruthless character. Casemiro did not maintain order, or was incapable of maintaining order. This protection fee must be paid by the tavern owner.

Feeling unwilling to do so.

A week ago, Casemiro reached a deal with Leon Ketz, the underground boxing boss whose arena is located on this street. Leon Ketz is not an easy person to talk to. He has a group of good underground boxers and tavern owners.

I had to pay the fourth payment.

Crash... The door that had just been boarded up and fixed yesterday was broken into pieces again. A burly pirate fell to the ground and rolled on the ground. He pulled open the table in front of him and ran rampant.

"Stop, don't move!" The tavern owner, who was too lazy to put the shotgun back, pointed the gun directly at the intruding pirates.

Three young marines followed the pirates and rushed into the tavern. Their white navy uniforms were stained with dust, and they wore cuffs with a storm logo on their arms. One of them had scars on his face.

Seeing the scene in front of them, the three of them gave the hotel owner a military salute in unison.

"Thank you for your cooperation with our work!"

"Tch..." the hotel owner spat unhappily and lazily put down his gun.

The young sailors controlled the pirate amidst the pirate's scolding and took him out of the tavern.

On the street, a group of half-grown children who could not be called gangs were gathering to fight, with bricks and sticks flying.

"Go home!" The navy fired several shots into the sky, and the group of red-eyed teenagers scattered like frightened birds.

The stalls that once lined the streets have disappeared, and residents with sensitive senses of smell have closed their doors to make way for chaos and homeless people.

The young sailors were walking on the street holding down the pirate who was more than half their body taller, but one of the sailors' eyes turned away involuntarily.

A pair of boldly dressed sisters with attractive figures were walking towards them.

Their blue-purple hair was permed into afros, their faces were pretty, their faces were painted with exaggerated makeup, and they were wearing leather jackets that were open in the middle. From the open and exposed pieces, you can see black underwear and dazzling white skin set off by black.

, wearing black fishnet stockings on their slender legs - they seem to be workers in the "entertainment industry"!

Gulu... The three young and energetic navy swallowed their saliva.

"Um...can I ask, where to go to Shampoo Bar?"

"Shampoo bar! Keep walking, turn right and then left at this intersection and you're there!" The navy pointed while trying to draw his eyes away from the abyss.

"Thank you!" the two sisters bent down

"You're welcome!"

"Mr. Navy, you are bleeding..."

Watching the young navy escort the pirates away, the two sisters walked on the street.

"Sister, the atmosphere on this island is so strange!"

"This island itself is the Tianlong people's back garden, so this is normal!"

"The most important thing now is to arrive at the Shampoo bar early and meet the instructor..."