The Legend of Immortal Yun
Chapter 579: False Calligraphy
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"This little dragon is so happy that he doesn't miss Shu now!" Xiaoxing looked at it blankly and sighed.
"Haha, this is the best, one less trouble will be saved!" Li Yun said with a smile.
"That's true! However, if he is having fun like this, it will affect our military morale at East Ridge Gate. How can the people of the Sea Parrot Clan bother to build and train now? Everyone is probably thinking about how to please him!" Xiaoxing! said.
When Li Yun heard this, he thought that this was indeed the case.
It is not easy to unite the military spirit, but it takes a matter of minutes to break up.
Fortunately, these people are all his slaves. As long as he comes forward, the situation will naturally change. Now he might as well let this little dragon have a good time.
He did not say anything to stop him, withdrew his consciousness and continued to practice.
…
Three days later, Feng Fu's golden hammer boat finally slowly arrived at Qingyuan Gate.
Xiong Bing, Feng Fu and Bao Ying were already quite familiar with each other. In addition, with Zhuizuile's information ability, Xiong Bing quickly learned about some of the recent situations in Dazhou and Daxia.
He did not expect that during the period of his seclusion, monsters caused chaos in Daxia, and in Dazhou, in addition to the disasters caused by ghosts, there was also the terrible incident of arresting people through the optical network.
These events caused monks to continue to disappear in various cultivation areas in the Great Zhou Dynasty, causing a series of chain reactions. The balance of strength among many cultivation sects changed, which triggered many new battles, and various places were in turmoil.
Feng Fu didn't hide it either. Because of these incidents, Chui Chui Le's Condensation Pill became very popular. Now it has become a hot elixir. The price has been rising again and again, and the supply exceeds the demand.
This time I went to Qingyuanmen to find Li Yun, but it was for some 500-year-old medicinal materials he had on hand, which are the main ingredients of Ningdan Yin.
Ming Kongzi received a message from Li Yun and knew that Li Yun did not want to contact these people for the time being. He sensed the arrival of the three people and hurriedly greeted them with Wang Yi. He asked Tuzhenzi and Wucaizi to be responsible for contacting Feng Fu and Baoying, while he himself Wang Yi and Xiong Bing were brought to Li Yun's teahouse.
When Xiong Bing saw Wang Yi following him closely, he snorted: "Stay away from me!"
"Brother Bing..." Wang Yi was startled.
"Who is your third brother?"
"you?!"
Ming Kongzi saw that the situation was not good and said quickly: "If you have something to say, please tell me! Brother Wang, hurry up and make some tea!"
Wang Yi's face turned red and his fat hands shook slightly, so he had to slowly make tea aside.
"Where's Xiao Luck? Why don't you see anyone else?!" Xiong Bing asked.
"Yun'er is out traveling! It will take some time before he can come back!"
"Oh? It's not peaceful outside now. It's not safe for him to go wandering around!" Xiong Bing said loudly.
"Haha, I'm not even worried. I never thought that a stupid bear like you would actually care about him!" Ming Kongzi laughed.
Xiong Bing was slightly startled and said: "There are many people who care about Xiao Yun. The little fairy Baoying who came with me is his die-hard fan..."
"It seems that Yun'er's charm is really extraordinary. He kills all men, women, old and young..." Ming Kongzi smiled proudly while stroking his beard.
"Well... according to my old bear, you are the first person to be conquered by him!"
"Haha, you are right! I was the first to discover Yun'er's genius, and I strongly support many of the things he does..." Ming Kongzi said proudly.
"Oh? Brother Ming really has a unique vision!"
"Of course! Could it be that Brother Xiong was also conquered by Yun'er? He actually imitated his calligraphy?"
"Old Xiong, what kind of calligraphy is that to me? It's just random graffiti..." Xiong Bing said with a slightly red face.
"Haha, I'm really curious, what kind of crow can Brother Xiong paint? How about taking advantage of Yun'er's treasure land and painting Yun'er's poems to see?" Ming Kongzi said with a smile.
"This... don't laugh at me. If Xiaoyun sees it, won't he laugh out loud?"
"Don't worry! No one will laugh at you! I have a collection of poems that Xiaoyun has written since his time in the mortal world. Why don't Brother Xiong copy them and doodle them?"
"Collection of poems?!" Xiong Bing's eyes lit up.
"It took me a lot of effort to collect and organize this. This is the only one in the world that is the most complete!" Ming Kongzi said proudly.
Wang Yi listened and secretly laughed in his heart. The two of them had been doing this for the past few days in order to let Xiong Bing leave more calligraphy treasures. But now it seems that this furry bear has been tricked unknowingly. .
"Great! Show me quickly!" Xiong Bing shouted.
"Wait!"
"Why?"
"Let me show you, you took away all my hard work in one fell swoop. How is that possible?!" Ming Kongzi snorted.
"Then...what should we do?"
"I will recite one, you will write one, and I will hang them up so that I can recite them all the time..."
"So troublesome?!" Xiong Bing was startled.
"Trouble?! What are you talking about? If any of these poems are spread, they may become the most classic songs, sung by countless people, and their value is immeasurable! Now, even the most famous Runyu Academy in the Great Zhou Dynasty The singer Zhou Guinian used a large number of Yun'er's poems to sing..."
"real?!"
"It's absolutely true! This news has spread throughout the Great Zhou Dynasty a long time ago. It's just that you have less information."
"Okay! Then I, the old bear, will make a fool of himself..." Xiong Bing said excitedly.
With a wave of his hand, he put out his pen, black paper and inkstone.
Ming Kongzi took a look and saw that this level was far inferior to Li Yun's. He frowned and said, "You are also a god, how can you be so poor?!"
"This... I can use it easily..." Xiong Bing said with a slightly red face.
"It's better to use your luck to stay here. You should get familiar with it first..."
I found Li Yun's tools and asked Xiong Bing to try them.
"Eh?! It's really different!!!" Xiong Bing exclaimed.
Once I picked up the horoscope pen, I couldn't put it down. It felt so useful.
"Of course! You get what you pay for. Do you know how much this is worth?" Ming Kongzi hummed.
"How many?"
"priceless!"
"Isn't this nonsense?!!!"
"Haha, if this money is in Yun'er's hands, its value is simply immeasurable, but in your hands, I think it's worth a few top-quality spiritual stones!"
"You?! Haha, I don't have a problem with you saying that. I am self-aware, and this is just graffiti. If it weren't for Xiao Lun's poems, I wouldn't write it!" Xiong Bing said with a grin.
"Okay, because of your humble attitude, I will read the poems, and Brother Wang will be responsible for polishing the ink!" Ming Kongzi said loudly.
"No, I brewed the spiritual tea you drink. I'll recite it and you grind it!" Wang Yi said immediately.
"These poems have taken me a lot of effort to sort out. Of course you have to refine them while I recite them!" Ming Kongzi insisted.
"No! If I hadn't told you that Brother B had mastered calligraphy, would you have done this? I'll keep you busy!"
"If I hadn't come up with this idea... you would torture me!"
The two actually started arguing over who would grind the ink.
"Why are you arguing?!" Xiong Bing yelled, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.
Ming Kongzi and Wang Yi were suddenly startled and turned their heads.
"Those who are thin are read, those who are fat are rubbed!" Xiong Bing said slowly.
"You?!" Wang Yi was stunned, his face turned red.
"Hmph, I, Old Bear, have noticed that you just want to use this method to cheat my calligraphy. If you don't do what I say, I won't write!"
When Ming Kongzi and Wang Yi heard this, they looked at each other. They had accidentally leaked the news just now, but they didn't expect that this furry bear suddenly became smarter and actually saw his intentions.
"Brother Wang, sharpen your ink quickly! If you make Brother Xiong unhappy, you won't get the last piece of calligraphy!" Ming Kongzi said proudly.
"Wait a minute!" Xiong Bing said suddenly.
"Brother Xiong, what else can I say?" Ming Kongzi asked urgently.
"One of you is reciting poetry, and the other is polishing off your hair. You have to strip naked, otherwise I won't write."
"you?!"
Wang Yi shouted, his whole body trembling with excitement. Ming Kongzi was stunned when he heard this, and his beard almost started to blow.
Xiong Bing laughed and said: "Haha! If Fatty agrees, I will treat you as an apology for what happened last time! Otherwise, stay away from me in the future!"
"You...seriously?!" Wang Yi gritted his teeth and said, his face changing.
"certainly!"
"well!"
Wang Yi was so cruel that his robe flew away without any wind, revealing his fat and white body, and he gritted his teeth and started grinding the ink.
Wow!
Ming Kongzi was stunned. He didn't expect that these two people could play tricks like this. It was simply unheard of and unseen!
However, on second thought, if Wang Yi hadn't wanted to make up for the rift in friendship with Xiong Bing, he probably wouldn't have agreed to this condition. Naturally, this was done to apologize, and he secretly praised the fat man in his heart.
Xiong Bing didn't expect Wang Yi to agree to the difficulty he proposed so simply. He was stunned for a moment, and a touch of emotion flashed across his expression.
"And you?!" Xiong Bing stared at Ming Kongzi.
"Why do you want me to take it off?!"
"Hmph, you hung me naked and beat me up last time at the Qingyuan Celestial Sunbathing Ground. Shouldn't you apologize in response?!"
"That's because you offended me first!"
"Then do you still want to do calligraphy? If not, of course you don't have to take off your clothes!"
"You? Are you still a human? Why do you have such a bad taste?"
"Haha! I'm just a bear. Besides, you started this! I heard that you pretended to be a Kong Kong Pirate, and often hanged the leaders of the sect naked in public, making them lose face in front of their disciples. You often hang out in the world, how can you do it? You won’t pay it back? I’m already giving you an advantage by not hanging you naked, not to mention there are only three of us here!” Xiong Bing laughed.
"this…"
Ming Kongzi's face changed, and he turned slightly red.
Wang Yi and Xiong Bing have been hanging out together all year round. It goes without saying that they must have joked like this many times, but he is not familiar with them, so it is a bit unaccustomed for him to do this.
"Brother Ming, why do you wrap up your stinky skin so tightly? You have to get some sunshine to be healthier! If everyone is as conservative as you, isn't your Qingyuan celestial body sunbathing place going to be drunk in the northwest? The wind is gone?!" Wang Yi teased from the side.
"That's right! Now there is not only a celestial body sunbathing area in Chuizui Le, but also a wine pond and meat forest! I, the old bear, will go there to play in a while!" Xiong Bing agreed.
"Jiuchi Meat Forest? Are you telling the truth?!" Ming Kongzi was startled.
…(To be continued.)
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