"....that's it, that guy is not only a messy carrot, but also an unmotivated and lazy vegetarian herbivore sheep! After a few months of dating him, I realized that he didn't want to become human at all, so I tied him up and returned him to the Uchiha family.
Naruto Uzumaki grumbled exasperously, and Tenten also learned a little more about her unreliable master.
"What is the point?"
"Huh?" To Tenten's question, Naruto asked coquettishly, "What are you talking about?" I don't understand at all.
"I ask how far you and Sasuke have come?" Is there any....?"
Tiantian's shy face stomped his foot sharply, while Naruto smiled and said, "You should have actually seen it, in recent years, there has been a new species in the territory of the Fire Nation, sheep body and rabbit ears and short temper. These little guys not only have soft hair that can be used for weaving, but also have strong body and good endurance. Over the years, mules and horses have been replaced and fully domesticated in the territory of the Land of Fire for the purpose of pulling goods. By the way, because they naturally like to graze and roll in the dirt, they are also called..."
"Congratulations, you will all rush to answer!"
"The old lady fought with you!"
....
"Naruto! I went to the ninja school and knew you must have brought her here without seeing either of you!" Say, what's going on?
Sasuke, who was carrying a bunch of snacks in the cell, asked the two little fish in his vast fish pond sternly.
"Ask her!" Uzumaki Naruto, who was covered in thatch and ashen-faced, spat out the hair in his mouth and replied angrily.
To Tiantian, who was scared by himself yesterday, Sasuke immediately changed his face: "Tiantian! Give, this is the snack I bought you on the patrol road, all your favorite food! Dissipate the anger, yesterday's thing was that I was not good, you should not have seen it...."
Naruto grabbed Sasuke's snack bag and prepared to eat:
"...I'll see what candied fruits, sugar gourds, plums, half a pound of shochu, five pounds of sauce beef, a roast chicken... You call this a snack?
"I want you to take care of it!" The weather was just grabbing the soju and drinking it clean.
Tenten's situation was not much better than Naruto's, with a blue nose and a swollen face, only one of the two buns on top of her head was bitten, and the clothes on her body seemed to have been burned by fire, and there were smoky marks everywhere.
Tiantian threw the bottle directly on the ground after drinking, glared at Sasuke with garbage eyes, and scolded angrily: "Scum! Scum! I knew there must be a reason why you didn't want to touch me, it turned out to be because you and her... Woo hoo, God, why is my life so bitter! "
Tian Tian wiped his tears while crying and nibbling on the roast chicken. Sadness is sad, nutritional intake can not be left behind, after all, in the afternoon, I have to follow Mikoto's gentleman to continue to pluck iron.
Although Naruto himself was not lightly injured, he still looked at the pair with interest.
〖Ding! A large number of mood swings are detected and the assignable attribute points are obtained5 The attribute
allocation is complete. Sasuke Uchiha gets "Charm" +1. 〗〖
Uchiha Sasuke's current charm value has increased to 13. 〗
"Sasuke, this little maid of yours is really good, so you like this soft and cute girl?" Do you want to give her to me? I'll change with you! Naruto quipped with a wicked grin.
Just now he had fought back and forth with his tailed beastly self, and as soon as he saw Sasuke, he immediately pretended to be a pitiful and weak woman, and this sense of contrast made Naruto's index finger move.
"You switch with me? I don't remember what servants you had. Sasuke casually handed Naruto a large chunk of beef.
Naruto, whose face was full of scratches, took the beef, his chest suddenly soared, and he hit someone with a ball and hooked Sasuke's neck affectionately, whispering in his ear, "I'll exchange it for you with myself!" I'm different from her, I'm willing to do anything!
Tiantian was about to have a seizure, but Sasuke gave him a blank look: "I have the impression that you prefer to be a girl, why do you grab Tiantian with me?"
Naruto said in a coquettish tone, "Nasty, is there a conflict between liking to be a girl and liking to be a girl?" I only liked girls! Every
day suddenly felt a chill, she suddenly realized why this truant king came to school on time these days and stuck with herself a good sister....she just thought that it was a trick between love rivals, but she didn't expect that this guy was simply not kind to himself?
"Don't you like Sasuke?" Tiantian still asked without dying.
Naruto replied simply, turning into a girl, she reached out and touched Sasuke's cheek and said affectionately: "I've always liked girls, but I'm willing to make an exception for you!"
"Thanks, no need. I still like the red-haired fox. "
Scum!" The two women spoke in unison.
"Or we'll have three of us together! My favorite man, plus my favorite woman, three people together is three times as happy!
Sasuke and Tenten exchanged glances and shook their heads in understanding.
"Please, please, people are homeless and lonely orphans! Can you bear to let me sleep on the streets and die of cold and starvation? Naruto stared at Sasuke with big eyes and teary eyes.
"Poor? The robbers who were robbed by the red fox and only had their pants said something different!
"I was also forced to live helplessly, I don't want to go out on the street to rob homes, ah don't fight crime, where will my living expenses come from?" Do you raise me?
Sasuke pouted: "After you go out, report to the front desk of the human resources company next to you, and my human resources company will record the four and a half hours of work after class every day, with an hourly salary of twenty taels." From today onwards, as long as you can ensure that the red fox is no longer active, you can get ninety taels every day!
"Gongzi, are you crazy?" Everyday's face was incredulous.
"No need to give me every day! From this day on, I am your man!
Naruto was so moved that he fell into Sasuke's arms in refusal.
"Sure enough, you two have a problem....I don't want to see you again!"
Tian Tian ran out of the cell with his face covered.
"Oh, my favorite man or my favorite woman, which should I chase?"
After thinking for a moment, Naruto who decided to chase Tenten ran to the corridor, but found that Tentento had long been gone.
"It's pretty fast," Naruto said to himself, "Watch out Tenten, you're stepping on Sasuke's wings of dreams."
"....Koyuki and Sara are hostile to each other, Naruto and Tenten are hostile to each other, and all of the above are hostile to me...."
Sasuke, who smiled bitterly, knelt in the cell with his fingers folded, alone with his back to the cell door.
His prayers echoed in the cell, but Sasuke, who was full of warnings from firewood knives, felt that he was getting farther and farther away from his beautiful dream of being rich and powerful, with a group of powerful wives and concubines, and harmony in the harem.
-
"If I have the brocade of heaven
, weave it with golden and silver
light, and the blue night and the white light
of day, and the intricate light of dawn and dusk, and
I will spread it at your feet with this brocade."
And I, alone, spread
the wings of your dreams at your feet, step gently, for you step
on the wings of
my dreams. "
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