The leisurely life of rebirth

Hearing the phone ringing from inside the house, Fang's mother hurriedly opened the door with the key, hurriedly put on her shoes, ran two steps, and finally picked up the phone at the last moment when the ringing stopped.

"Dayan, where are you? I called home and no one answered." Father Fang's anxious voice came from the phone, which showed that more than one call was made.

Is he really afraid that something will happen to Dayan? Although he knows it is unlikely, he is still worried.

"Oh! Nannan and Mom are here, I'll accompany you..." Fang's mother said with a smile, and then she pressed the speakerphone.

"What?" Father Fang's voice suddenly rose, and he heard the voices of his daughter and mother-in-law on the other end of the phone, "You won't go back during the Chinese New Year, so we have no choice but to come."

"Mom! How good is this? We should go back." Dad Fang was embarrassed. They were really unfilial.

"Dad, please don't blame yourself. We are a family! Besides, our time is very flexible and no one is tied to it. Unlike dad, who is in the world and can't help himself!" Fang Monan shook his head.

He joked old-fashionedly.

"You girl!" Father Fang said with a fond smile. His negative emotions just disappeared after being teased like this.

"Zhengping, where are you now?" Fang's mother asked.[

"I'm back in the countryside. It's snowing too much. I guess I won't be able to go back tonight. I just called to say something." Dad Fang said with a smile, "Since mom and the others are here, Dayan will take them to have fun."

Come on, the scenery here is pretty good, with a sea of ​​bamboos and snowy scenery, you don’t see this kind of exquisiteness in the north.”

"You don't have to say that." Mother Fang rolled her eyes and said coquettishly, "I just took our mother and the others to a small lakeside house by the Blue Lake for dinner."

"Well! The food there is good, certainly better than our daughter's." Father Fang said flatteringly.

"Comrade Fang Zhengping, now I need you to be lenient if you confess, be lenient if you resist, and be honest. What's going on with that beautiful landlady!" Fang's mother asked seriously with a straight face.

"What's going on?" Father Fang was confused when asked because he didn't know why.

"I mean, the boss lady seems to know me!" Fang Ma asked with a slight frown. "Today is my first time going there. I just came here not long ago. Who would know me?"

"Dad! We want a private room on the third floor. The waiter asked if we had a reservation, and we said no. She looked at us very apologetically. Then the beautiful proprietress Liu Shuihan invited us up to the third floor.

It seems that the private room on the third floor only accepts reservations. If you don't make a reservation, even if there is space in the private room on the third floor, the lakeside house will not arrange it for you."

In the eyes of most ordinary people, it is simply stupid for Lakeside House to adopt such a system. If you don't do business, you have a grudge against money.

Wrong! This is the shrewdness of businessmen.

Fang Monan's eyebrows curved and he said with a smile, "Hey! Dad, did you... make a mistake?" But she could never forget her father's tragedy.

"You girl." Father Fang narrowed his eyes, thought about it carefully, and suddenly said, "I think I know what the problem is."

It's very cliche, but it's always played out in different ways. Father Fang was invited to a small lakeside house for dinner. After the meal, a few playboys played a trick on the beautiful proprietress.

The ending! You don’t need to guess, you know it.

"I recognized you, Mom and Nan Nan. I guess I saw the family photo in my wallet when I was paying the bill." Dad Fang said.[

When he was paying the bill, his wallet was accidentally knocked off. She probably saw it when she picked it up and returned it. Her eyes were quite sharp.

Everyone who does business has a pair of shrewd and powerful eyes.

"I heard that she and the mayor were having an affair..." Fang's mother told the gossip between women.

"Don't talk nonsense..." Father Fang scolded lightly.

Just listen to this kind of thing, don’t take it too seriously!

"Impossible..." Fang Monan said decisively.

"How do you know?" Fang's father and Fang's mother on the other end of the phone asked in unison.

"Haha... you have forgotten what Nan Nan does." Grandma said proudly, "If Nan Nan says it's impossible, it must be impossible."

It suddenly dawned on the couple that they had forgotten that there was a magician in their family.

"Judging from her appearance, there is no sign of an affair, but the reason is that the woman is strong and the man is weak, there are veins in the couple's palace, and her spouse is frail and sick." Fang Monan said.

"Couple Palace?" Fang Ma asked.

"It's right here? It's at the tail of the eye, at the temple." Grandma pointed to her temple and said.

"Husband and wife are the way of yin and yang. The husband sings "Women", and the husband is the guide of the wife. The man becomes the Qian Dao to move around, and the woman becomes the Kun Dao to nurture all things. The man is Yang, and the woman is Yin. If you look at the way of husband and wife in physiognomy, Shangen It is the seat of husband and wife, and the gate of adultery is the palace of husband and wife. To see whether our marriage is good or not, we must first look at these two parts." Fang Monan rubbed his chin and continued, "This boss lady is a kind and righteous person."

"How do you say this?" The people on both ends of the phone asked in unison.

"Didn't I tell you that the other half is weak and sick, and has not been married for a long time, but this beautiful and sexy young woman, at the age of thirty as a wolf, actually did not cuckold her husband."

"Nan Nan..." Both ends of the phone began to criticize like crazy. "What kind of nonsense did you learn at such a young age..."

"Hey, hey! That's enough for you! I'm just telling the truth that your thoughts are not pure." Fang Monan said, "I'm not wrong. In the 1960s and 1970s, people's nature was simple and private. When there are few people, everyone is happy to help others. Because people are pure and have few desires, the family is harmonious. Men farm and women weave to do their best. Although material life is scarce, people still do not lose their moral ethics. In today's society, everyone worships money. With power, stubbornness and evil will stop, so men and women are independent, tolerant and dedicated, so as long as there are flaws in the roots and adultery, the divorce rate is very high. So! Combined with the current social atmosphere, in Look at the palace of husband and wife, it’s so miserable! Humph! Especially the rich and powerful, there are a few who guard their wives who are worthless. The mistresses and mistresses are not only the mistresses, but the mistresses, the fourth and fifth mistresses are all jumping out of the house. .In the previous society, even if there were problems in the couple's palace, they would not divorce. However, in today's society, they will part ways at the slightest flaw.

Alas! It’s true that the world is declining and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be..."

"If this were the case in the past, we would have been paraded through the streets and criticized." Grandma sighed, "Although it is a bit excessive and inhumane, it is better than the shameless and skinless people now."

Father Fang and the others were dumbfounded and cursed in their hearts: Mom, why are you joining in the fun!

"So, her relationship with the mayor needs to be re-evaluated." Fang's mother narrowed her eyes and said.

"Dayan, why are you still holding on to me?" Dad Fang said, dumbfounded.

"It comes out of nowhere, but it may not be because of it." Fang Ma said, "Humph! Women's intuition, they must be related."

"Okay, let's not talk anymore. You guys should go to bed early." Dad Fang said, "Dayan hasn't gone to work yet. Let's take Mom, Nannan and the others to play more. The hot springs here are good."

"I know, you should drive more carefully. It's snowy and slippery, and the mountain roads are difficult to walk on," Fang's mother warned.

After hanging up the phone, Father Fang handed the village party secretary a fifty-yuan bill, which was considered the cost of tonight's stay and the phone bill just now.

The mobile phone signal in the mountains was not working, so I had to borrow the village party secretary's phone number, turned around and left the party secretary's house, and entered the room assigned by the party secretary.

"Brother Fang, you are so happy." Lan Tianlang asked curiously. For the convenience of going out, Lan Tianlang called Dad Fang this way.

"Nan Nan and my mother-in-law are here." Dad Fang said happily.

"That's great, otherwise we'll burn the midnight oil and go back overnight!" Lan Tianlang suggested.

"No, the road is slippery in the snow and the visibility is not high, so let's go at dawn!" Dad Fang shook his head and said. "Okay, let's not miss this night, go to bed early!"

Father Fang was lying on the bed fully clothed, while Lan Tianlang was lying on a makeshift wooden bed. Fortunately, the brazier was lit in the room so it wouldn't get too cold.

One night talk.

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After hanging up the phone, Fang Monan winked playfully and joked, "Now Mom can sleep peacefully."

"I'm not nervous!" Fang's mother laughed.

"Why?" Grandma asked curiously.

"Because our old lady is sitting firmly in the central military tent. She doesn't seem nervous at all, which means she's fine!" Fang's mother raised her eyebrows and said to the general.

"Haha..." Grandma looked at Fang Monan and smiled.

"Hey...sleep, sleep." Fang Monanjue hid in the room.

Three bedrooms and one living room, just enough for one person.

From night to day, when I opened the door early in the morning, I was shocked by the cold air that hit my face. The snow had stopped, and the ground was covered with white. The ground was covered with thick snow.

After doing aerobic exercise in the room for about an hour, I walked out of the room and passed by Fang's mother's room. The door was half opened and I saw Fang's mother wearing loose sportswear and doing Baduanjin on the bed.

"Mom! It's worthy of praise!" Fang Monan poked his head, his cat-like eyes flashed with a touch of mischief, and teased.

"To reward Comrade Mom for your perseverance, what do you want to have for breakfast? I'll give you a good supplement." Fang Monan asked with a smile.

Fang's mother didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She said that her old mother really didn't say bad things. She always felt that the relationship between mother and daughter seemed to be upside down.

"Cantonese style morning tea!" Fang Ma said bluntly.

"No problem!" Fang Monan said with an OK gesture.

Fang Monan entered the kitchen and started working. Everyone in the room was waving his fingers, and of course a kitchen magic symphony was staged.

Shrimp and lotus leaf rice, green white rabbit dumplings, fried radish cake, water chestnut cake, egg puff pastry, iced meat puff pastry, barbecued pork bun, crispy lotus paste bun, sesame bun, thorny bun, pink fruit, glutinous rice chicken, dried

Steamed crab roe, Shaomai, and porridge.

Just after putting the breakfast neatly, the doorbell rang, "It's so early, it's not even seven o'clock yet." Fang Monan opened the door.

"We are still late, the master has already prepared breakfast." Vera said.

"It's not that you were late, but that I cooked early." Fang Monan said with a smile.

"Don't be stunned, let's have dinner and let's go to the hot spring hotel." Fang's mother greeted.

Without saying anything else, they just started eating, "Wow... wow..." Vera and Xiong Baochun's eyes were as wide as bells, "Now I finally know what human food is."

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