The leisurely life of rebirth

The fat man's scalp was numb, and A Qian, a shrewd person like him, was scared away. He was really not a friend enough, so he quickly said, "You guys got around me! After dinner, my baby should probably go to sleep."

"Okay! Even if we keep making trouble, you won't be able to get married." As soon as Yang Fan finished her words, she was stepped on by someone else. She said, "There are old people and children here."

"Uncle Yang, what do you mean you can't get married?" Erya asked with a smile while blinking her innocent eyes on the chair.

Yang Fan scratched his head in embarrassment, "This...that...Uncle Fatty has a baby. If the baby is woken up by us, they won't be able to sleep. They have to take care of the baby."

"Ah! I understand." Dabao clapped his hands and said happily, "It's just that we don't allow people to sleep in the bridal chamber." [

Yang Fan's face was full of black lines, and Erya also echoed, "Then we go to our parents' place every day to have sex, and don't let them sleep, so they can play with us." Yang Fan nodded, feeling very good about his idea.

Erya's words made Yang Fan so frightened that he vomited blood, and everyone burst into laughter at her childlike words.

Qi Qiushi hurriedly put some shrimps into the children's mouths to stop them from making surprise remarks. "Eat quickly. If it's too late, it will be gone."

"Oh!" Dabao and the two girls all picked up their chopsticks and worked hard. Everyone finished their dinner while talking and laughing.

After dinner, of course, we had to go to Fatty's suite. Seeing Fatty's family looking serious and nervous, except for the little bun who had long since disappeared in Jian Hui's heart, everyone laughed.

With grandma and Mr. Lin here, Cheng Shigui and the others must not have dared to make too much noise. The fat man thought for a while, so he took the initiative and handed the child to Fang Monan. Then he started singing and dancing. Of course, the two sang the love song "Choice" and "

The Moon Represents My Heart" and so on.

Cheng Shigui smiled and said, "You are quite clever, but we can't let you go just like that." He waved his hand, "We are gentlemen who talk but don't do anything. Now you carry your wife on your back and walk around the living room five times."

"That's good! Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife on his back!" Yang Fan said with a smile.

Without saying anything, the fat man started running with his wife on his back. After two laps, the fat man felt that the living room was really big. After five laps, he felt so tired! He was sweating even though the air conditioner was on.

Allen waved his fingers and shook his head. "Fat man! It's time to exercise. How can this physical strength give my sister-in-law sexual blessings?" He blinked ambiguously, and the others laughed after understanding, making the young couple laugh.

A big red face.

Cheng Shigui continued, "Next, the fat man does push-ups, and the bride sits on his back."

"Agui, you can torment me as hard as you can until the day you get married." The fat man wiped the sweat from his head.

"It's fun, it's fun. Brothers, you think we're going too far!" Cheng Shigui said, and the others echoed, "Fat man, just be satisfied! We were very civilized and didn't do anything. We just let you two

Let’s have a show and move our bodies.”

"Okay! I can't do it yet." The fat man unbuttoned two shirt buttons and rolled up his sleeves. The fat man found a spacious place, climbed down, raised his head and said to Jian Hui, "Daughter-in-law, come up here!"

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Jian Huixin stood beside her and asked worriedly, "Fat man, are you okay?"

Allen winked at the fat man, "Yes! Fatty, are you okay? The bride is asking you!"

"Daughter-in-law, come up here!" Fatty knows that the more you pay attention to them, the more energetic they will become and the more they will start making noises.

"Okay then!" Jian Huixin half-squatted and sat on him. She was afraid that she would be too heavy. She had gained a lot of weight during her pregnancy, so she didn't dare to sit firmly on his back. She spread her legs like a horse step.

As the fat man rose and fell, his strength was no less than that of the fat man. After a while, Jian Huixin was sweating profusely.

Everyone looked at each other and smiled. It seems that the bride loves the groom very much! The fat man turned around and said, "It's okay, wife. I can bear this little weight." [

Dabao and Erya clapped their hands and said, "Uncle Fatty, come on, come on." It's really fun for them to be like this.

"Okay, don't make things difficult for me." Grandma said as she watched the fat man doing push-ups becoming more and more difficult.

Cheng Shigui said, "Okay, now that grandma has spoken, I will spare you."

"Ouch! My mother! It's over now, I can take a rest." The fat man sat down on the sofa, lying around.

Jian Huixin quickly poured a cup of tea and handed it to the fat man. The fat man drank it all in one gulp, sat up straight and put down the teacup.

Yang Fan said, "Next we have to inspect the bride!"

The fat man looked at him warily, "What do you want to do! She is a lesbian."

Yang Fan rolled his eyes at him, "What are you worried about? Huixin! You are marrying well! You see, the fat man is very protective of you." He paused and continued, "However, we still have to test whether the school bride is a virtuous person.

Dear wife and loving mother, don't be anxious and listen to what I have to say." He added, "Now let the bride peel the apple. This is an apple of love, to express our unbroken love." Fatty and Jian Huixin looked delighted, "Don't be anxious,

There are conditions, you can’t break the apple peel when you peel it, you will be punished if you break it!”

It's simple. Jian Huixin picked up the apples and the fruit knife on the coffee table. She quickly peeled off an apple completely. The skin of the apple was not broken and it was very even.

"Tsk tsk..." Fang Menanti picked up the apple peel, "It's almost time to get to the apple peeler."

"That's over, now we have to let the bride make supper. It doesn't matter whether she can get into the hall. It just depends on whether she can get into the kitchen." Yang Fan continued, "Let's make a bowl of noodles!"

Fatty and Jian Huixin looked at each other and smiled. This was her specialty. Fatty happily urged, "Hurry up and cook."

Jian Huixin stood up and walked towards the small kitchen. Grandma and Fang Monan also got up and chased after her. They watched Jian Huixin skillfully kneading and waking up the noodles. Grandma looked at the basin and nodded slightly, "Not bad, face light, hand light."

, Penguang. Looks like I do it often!"

Jian Huixin turned around and said, "How about tomato and egg noodles?"

"Okay!" Grandma said. Then Jian Huixin skillfully cooked the vegetables. After the dishes were ready, the dough had risen, and she skillfully rolled out and cut the noodles into thin and thin pieces. After the water boiled, she cooked the noodles.

"Okay!" Jian Huixin sprinkled the chopped green onion and coriander in the bowl, poured the vegetables with the soup, and took it out.

Everyone looked at the hand-rolled noodles in the bowl, which were fragrant and fragrant, and the colors were gorgeous and beautiful. Yang Fan looked at Jian Huixin suspiciously. Grandma said first, "I promise we didn't help. Huixin did it all by herself from beginning to end."

"It looks good, let's have a try!" Fatty invited.

Diao Rong took a sip and said, "The taste is tough, the noodles are rich, nutritious and healthy, and it also strengthens the body and stomach." She gave a thumbs up. "It's better than me, I can only make semi-finished products."

The fat man took Jian Huixin's hand, patted it somewhat distressedly, and asked her to stay with someone else. She had done countless housework when she was a child, and then she developed such a skill.

After eating the noodles, Cheng Shigui said, "We have had enough trouble, let them sleep!"

"Dabao, both of you are sleepy." Fang Monan said.[

Everyone filed out and wished them a happy evening before leaving.

The fat man listened to Cheng Shigui's words and looked at his gentle and handsome face. There couldn't be anything wrong with him! He felt uneasy in his heart. Fortunately, everyone was gone, so there shouldn't be any trouble!

Jian Huixin held the child in her arms, and the fat man pulled her towards the bedroom. He looked at his sleeping son and said, "Boy, when others torment your father like this, you sleep soundly! No matter how much you toss, you don't wake up."

"Please be gentle. The child's skin is delicate, but he can't bear your pinching like this." Jian Huixin whispered.

When the two of them approached the bed, the fat man fell on the bed, "Oh, I'm so exhausted." 'Pah...pah...' was like setting off firecrackers. Jian Huixin was so shocked that she threw the child out. Fortunately, the fat man had quick eyes and quick hands and hugged her.

After taking care of the child, he looked at the child who was still sleeping soundly. He stood beside the bed in shock, "Agui, I'm not done with you." He lifted the quilt, and underneath was a bed of red balloons. No wonder it crackled!

"Okay, the child is fine! It's just that I'm cowardly." Jian Huixin shook his arm and said, "You don't know that I heard people say that there are some rather vulgar ways to have a wedding ceremony in other places, such as hiding frogs under the couple's quilt.

The newlyweds were frightened when they opened the quilt. Firecrackers were set off outside the new house in the middle of the night to scare the newlyweds, making the newlyweds afraid to sleep all night. Even worse, the tiles on the roof of the new house were opened in the middle of the night and water poured in."

"I understand, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge after three years. They also have time to get married. Hehe..." the fat man said with a "cheeky" smile.

Jian Huixin put aside the rest of the red balloons on the bed, then picked up the 'Zao Shengguizi' one by one, put them on the bedside table, checked them carefully again, made the bed again, and put the child on the bed.

The fat man was covered in stinky sweat due to the activity just now. He came out of the shower and said, "Huixin, you should also take a shower. You are covered in stinky sweat and smell of oil smoke. My son is with me!"

"Okay!" Jian Huixin picked up a change of clothes and went into the bathroom. The fat man placed his son between the two of them, covered him and herself, and fell asleep in a short while.

When Jian Huixin came out of the shower, she saw that the father and son were sleeping more soundly than the other. She turned off the lights and the room became dark, with two hazy red lights and the ever-burning lamp in the bridal chamber. Jian Huixin smiled, they really meant it, I guess.

During the meal, the waiter came in to prepare the meal. Needless to say, he knew who had the idea. The warm and romantic wedding night was spent in their sleep as a family of three.

Only God knows how Han Zhiqian's wedding night went, but you should know it three days later when you see his unsatisfied look.

Han Zhiqian looked at Cheng Shigui and the others with a depressed expression, obviously dissatisfied with being beaten by them. Fang Monan, grandma and the others stood aside and happily watched the joke. After the three-chao banquet, Han Zhiqian finally treated Cheng Shigui and the others as 'plague gods'

They were sent away one by one.

Yangcheng Airport, "Dabao, Erya, you really don't want to come with me." Qi Qiushi asked again without giving up.

"Dad, it was agreed that we would keep it. We also discussed it with mom on the phone. You can't change your mind!" Dabao shook Qi Qiushi's hand back and forth. The other hand was held by Erya,

I was also shaking back and forth, coquettishly, and begging him to agree with my innocent eyes. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote, monthly vote, and your support is my biggest motivation.)