The leisurely life of rebirth

After everyone sat down, let me introduce myself first. It was not easy to introduce myself in the situation just now, and then I was busy treating patients. Now sit down and exchange greetings with each other.

When Ni Baohong poured the wine, Father Fang shook his head and said, "Drinking will cause trouble! I don't drink."

Don’t drink? Then smoke! Ni Baohong took out her good cigarette, and Ni Hongyi shook his head, “Director Fang doesn’t smoke.”

"Ah! It's really rare for someone in the officialdom to not smoke or drink." Ni Baohong said in surprise, that person in the officialdom was not tested for alcohol, that's weird!

"Why are you so surprised that my dad doesn't drink or smoke?" Fang Monan raised her beautiful eyebrows, her clear eyes were calm, but everyone knew that it was an illusion, and no one would treat her as a child.[

"Of course I am surprised. I have heard that cadres at the township level are basically fed with wine and meat, and cadres in rural areas are basically done with fists and feet!" Ni Baohong said with a smile. "Everyone is tested by alcohol." He joked. "I heard that.

As I said, the most feared person at a banquet is the official. Haven’t you heard that the first-level official will crush someone to death? If he drinks a drink, you

You have to toast him with a drink. If he drinks, would it be a loss if you drink a glass of wine and toast him with a sip? Be careful when drinking at such a banquet. If the leader drinks while he eats the food, he will definitely not be able to do it quickly; the leader toasts

If he doesn't do it, his progress will definitely be slow; if the leader picks up the dishes and he turns around, this person will definitely not want to do it anymore." That's why Ni Baohong was surprised!

"Second son! Such an old man has no sense of what he says." Ni Hongyi said with a sullen face, without looking at the occasion. How could he talk nonsense based on these hearsays.

"Brother!" Ni Baohong looked at him, shrank her neck and muttered, "I'm not wrong."

Fang Monan took a sip of water and said slowly, "Some people say that wine is the culture of men, and tea is the culture of women; wine is the culture of war, and tea is the culture of peace. This is true. In official circles,

Having to deal with alcohol.”

Liu Zi twirled the wine glass in his hand, and said in a deep voice with dark eyes, "Chinese people are very hospitable, especially as the ancients said that wine is not a feast! The so-called entertaining guests with wine, it seems that not having wine is disrespect for the guests, and it seems that the best way to express friendship is to

The best way is to toast. Such as red and white wedding

Let’s not talk about it anymore. When you and I are having fun together, you must drink. When you encounter something happy and invite friends to come and congratulate you, you must drink. When you are upset, you need to drink with a few people to chat. Man

When a woman invites a close friend, do you say you won’t drink when she invites a close friend?”

"That's right! You can't live without wine." Li Yi nodded.

Fang Monan secretly said: As for the drinking culture in the officialdom, it is even more famous. The subordinates invite their superiors to drink, the superiors go to the subordinates to inspect their work and drink, and they ask for drinks when they have something to do. The banquet in the officialdom is a special occasion to win over gangs and express themselves.

There is also a folk saying about drinking. If you can drink half a catty and drink eight taels, you can be worthy of the people and worthy of the party. If you can drink one catty and drink eight taels, if you are sorry for the people, you should be worthy of the party.

There was a ringing of wheels in front of the restaurant, and a group of Communists came in. When they entered, they said they couldn't drink, and they only had seven or eight liang worth of drinks.

If you want to be the leader, give your stomach to the party.

Township cadres drink white wine, make white slips, and speak in the vernacular; county-level cadres drink beer, beat up their fur companions, and wear leather clothes; provincial-level cadres drink red wine, wear red skirts to receive red envelopes; ministerial-level cadres drink foreign wine, make a fortune, and pick up foreign girls. Think about it.

Fang Monan laughed.

"What are you laughing at? Say it and let's all have fun together." Liuzi looked at Fang Monan being happy alone and said reluctantly. "It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together."

"Oh!" Fang Monan said after returning to his senses, "I remembered some jingles."

"Oh! Tell me." Li Yi narrowed his eyes and became interested.

Fang Monan shook his head and said slowly, "This person who drinks like soup is in the industry and commerce. He who drinks like water must be in the Construction Committee.

There won’t be one bottle left per person, and the job must be in finance.

If you drink alcohol, you don’t need to be persuaded, you will definitely be in court.

If you raise a glass and take a sip, it must be the police.

A person who can do two, two, and five things with one bite must be in the country."

"Haha... It's so interesting. I will definitely go back and investigate carefully to see if it is accurate."[

"Nannan, what are you talking about?" Father Fang said, rubbing her head lovingly.

"I heard it too. After you two investigate it, you will tell me if it is accurate." Fang Monan's almond-shaped eyes turned into crescents as he smiled.

"What's the point of Coca-Cola? There are more ways to toast." Fang Monan continued, "With my heart trembling with excitement and my hands trembling, I toasted the leader, who thought I was ugly if he didn't drink.

If the relationship is strong or not 7 strong 1, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding 1 If the relationship is deep or not 7 deep 1, then you are not afraid of getting a diabetic injection 1" Fang Monan's words made everyone amused, "Why are you laughing? Isn't this the most classic?

The most classic one is to use Tang poetry and Song lyrics in the words to persuade people to drink, "In the Chao Ci Bai Di, among the colorful clouds, half a catty and eight ounces are leisurely."

It's noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat drips from the soil. I drink three glasses of wine in a row, and my love is deep and my mouth is not bitter.

When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. A gentleman must drink wine.

There was a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and I suspected it was frost on the ground. I raised a glass and made an appointment to meet across the door for a drink.

I sleep in the spring without waking up, and hear birds singing everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink?

The young man has left home and the boss is back. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup.

When drinking wine with a close friend, recite a poem to the gathering: From the rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future."

"Haha..." Everyone laughed, and the nervous and uneasy mood just now relaxed. Ni Hongyi glanced at Fang Monan meaningfully.

Fang Monan seemed to feel his eyes and nodded to him. His eyes were calm, peaceful, clear, warm and sincere. Fang Monan secretly cursed in his heart, how could a person in officialdom have such clear and bright eyes? She

I shook my head funny in my heart.

"What's this? Some of it is lyrics." Fang Monan's face was serious, not smiling at all, and he continued, "When you see injustice on the road, just yell, if you don't drink, who will drink.

Show your skills in dangerous situations and take action when it's time to take action. Brother, have a drink for me.

We are all close friends when we get together, let’s relax and have a glass of relaxing wine.

A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it.

The east wind blows the war drums, who is afraid of drinking today?

If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, cup after cup is passed down.

The sky is cloudy and the ground is dry, the cup just now cannot be counted."

Liuzi patted Fang Monan on the shoulder and said with a smile, "It can be said that he is like a 'mouse chewing on a tea bowl and talking about the words (porcelain)."

Li Yi laughed so hard that he slapped the table, "Is there anyone who can stop the wine?" [

"There are people who hold back alcohol!" Fang Monan said with a smile, "If you don't drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you have to restrain yourself not to drink.

Love is always present in thousands of rivers and mountains, can you not drink this cup?

A big river has wide waves, so what can I say about this glass of wine?

I laugh at how crazy people in the world are and how arrogant they are when they indulge in alcohol.

The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and drinking tea instead of wine is also beautiful.

Two orioles sing the green willows, eat more vegetables and drink less.

Hold the steering wheel and travel safely. Have a safe life every day and don't drink even a drop of alcohol.

The fine wine is poured into a white porcelain cup. The host is gracious. I know that the safety of drunk driving is not guaranteed, but it is also enjoyable to drink tea instead of wine.

In addition, these are given to married people." Fang Monan looked at Father Fang and said, "The sun is over the mountains, and the Yellow River flows into the sea. When I go out, my wife and children tell me that one cup is enough.

When I came here, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables. If the situation is not good, I should act a little bit and go out for a few times before coming back.

If you drink too much and become a coward, you have to let your wife control you.

When I'm away from home, my wife tells me, 'Drink less and eat more.' Stand up if you can't reach it. If you lose, we won't drink. If you win, we'll be a loser. If you can't finish the meal, we'll bring it back."

"Hey..." Liu Zi knew that the latter words were obviously addressed to the only married man present, Father Fang.

"Ghost girl! How come there are so many sets?" Dad Fang smiled and patted her head. "Your dad and I don't drink, so you don't need to explain to your mom."

It seems that everyone has almost recovered from Fang Monan's gag. Although there is a thrill, on the surface, there is no problem, but I am not sure why I am afraid! After all, I am being pointed at a gun, and there is always some bad shadow in my heart. It's so funny to laugh like this

Laugh to help you sleep.

"Okay, hurry up and eat! If you keep talking, the food will be cold." Fang's mother said with a smile.

The food is very sumptuous. As expected of a chef in a big hotel, he cooks Henan cuisine. The food served in the evening is easy to digest. Orchid tofu, sweet and sour soft carp baked noodles, silver sprout chicken shreds, honey red dates and yam skewers,

Steamed shredded fish with head and tail, pan-fried lion head, and smooth fish fillet.

Henan cuisine, as the representative of the culinary civilization of the Central Plains, is located in the Kyushu region and has always been adhering to the basic tradition of Chinese cooking: Zhongyuhe. "Zhong" means that Henan cuisine is neither east, west, south, nor north.

And living in the east, west, north and south; not too sweet, not too salty, not too salty.

Spicy, not sour, but seeking to be in the middle between sweet, salty, sour and spicy, seeking to be balanced, seeking to be bland. "Harmony" means to blend the east, west, north and south into one, to form a unified body, to blend sweet, salty, sour and spicy into one pot and seek to have one flavor.

And seek harmony. Neutral and harmony are the foundation of the Central Plains cooking culture and the foundation of Chinese civilization.

"Okay!" Everyone stopped talking, the dishes were served, and they started to eat. After Ni Baohong and Fang Dad finished eating, they put down their chopsticks, and the three little ones were still working hard.

This amount of food was really eye-opening and jaw-dropping for them. They could eat even more than a young boy like them. Fang's mother and father were obviously used to it and were not surprised.

Li Yi poked Dad Fang with his finger, "Do the three of them usually eat so much at home?"

"Yeah!" Father Fang nodded and said, "He is busy and active, so he has to replenish energy." He also briefly explained why they were active.

Liuzi and the others suddenly realized that learning martial arts was not something that could be achieved overnight. To be able to compete with adults requires hard work. There is no one in the world who can acquire such skills easily.

After Fang Monan and the others finished eating, they put down their bowls and chopsticks and were not in a hurry to leave. They sat for a while to eat, then went upstairs to sleep.

"I don't drink and I don't smoke. Do you mind if I smoke?" Seeing Father Fang shaking his head, Ni Baohong smoked a cigarette, Liuzi and Li Yi also joined hands and smoked a cigarette.

Lighting it, puffing on the smoke, the cigarette curled up, Fang Dad and Fang Monan looked at each other, stood up suddenly, and snatched the cigarettes out of Liuzi's mouth or hands.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Ni Baohong's eyes widened and he said dissatisfiedly. He wanted to say something more, but was stopped by his elder brother Ni Hongyi.

Because Ni Hongyi also felt that Fang Zhengping, his father and his daughter were so abnormal. When they got the cigarettes, they opened them without smoking them.!!!