The Liar Who Invaded the Entertainment Industry

At 8 o'clock in the evening, Liu Yan returned with a tired and heavy heart.

He stood at the door for a while before he took out the key to open the door.

"I'm home."

Mai Xiaoyu greeted himself, without looking up, while watching TV boredly, while grilling the small sun electric heater.

"Um."

Liu Yan machine responded and poked there after closing the door, neither standing nor sitting, very cramped...I was cramped in her own home, and didn't know what to do.

There was no movement for a while, and Mai Xiaoyu turned his head: "Aren't you coming back to change your clothes?"

Change clothes?

Liu Yan subconsciously wanted to protect the neckline.

If it were normal, Liu Yan would definitely take off her heavy coat and put on a comfortable and warm sweater when she returned home.

Well, at home, how can you come to feel comfortable?

But today, she dare not.

Because there is a man in her family, a strong man, and her figure...

"I'm a little cold, don't need to change."

"It's up to you." Mai Xiaoyu knew that she was still a little scared, so she didn't order it, "have you eaten it?"

"Eat, I have eaten."

"Is it necessary? You have to lie to me for such trivial things as eating?"

"I really ate it."

"Your lipstick has no flowers, and it's not new, okay?"

What kind of man is this!

Liu Yan was desperate, and realized that she had few secrets in front of Mai Xiaoyu, and any lie would be seen through by the other party.

So, she found an excuse that girls used to: "I lose weight."

"Haha, this reason is very powerful." Mai Xiaoyu smiled, "Well, you are hungry if you don't want to eat, but I haven't eaten dinner yet, please call me to order takeaway... Don't look like that, I didn't say anything. You are a servant, but I don’t know your ordering phone number for this piece of food."

While speaking, Mai Xiaoyu pointed to his panda eyes again: "You have seen it too, how can I go out to meet people like this?"

This is also true.

Liu Yan nodded and picked up the phone: "What do you want to eat? Fried rice or fried rice?"

Mai Xiaoyu: "...Is there nothing else besides these two?"

"There are fried noodles, but the fried noodles are too salty and not tasty."

Mai Xiaoyu was completely speechless: "I'm a wounded man. I need nutrition during recuperation. Even if I eat noodles, I have to eat old Yanjing fried noodles. Find a better restaurant and ask for some hot dishes and some rice. "

"too expensive……"

"What's too expensive?" Mai Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment before he realized, "You call, and I will tell them the rest. Don't worry about money, I'm a man, I don't know how to live with you... …Uh, I will bother you for a few days, and I will pay for it."

Liu Yan took out a hotel business card from her purse, followed the order phone number on the phone, and handed it to Mai Xiaoyu.

Mai Xiaoyu ordered two meats, two vegetarians, four dishes, three servings of rice, and finally another Xihu beef soup, and then reported the address.

In less than half an hour, the restaurant waiter delivered the meal to the door.

"Brother, there are eighty-eight in total."

Mai Xiaoyu drew a hundred-yuan bill from his handbag, and the waiter was embarrassed: "Brother, do you have any change?"

"A lot is a tip."

"Thank you brother."

The waiter smiled and said several words of thank you, and Le Dian Dian'er left.

The scent of food drifted into her nose, and Liu Yan's stomach screamed instinctively, which was heard by Mai Xiaoyu.

"Eat one piece, I can't finish it alone, it's a pity to throw it away."

Liu Yan shook her head serenely, and turned around to pour hot water.

"You have drunk five glasses of water, can you withstand the hunger?" Mai Xiaoyu jokingly said, "Besides, you are full, if I do something bad to you at night, you have the strength to resist the call for help, right? ?"

This joke gave Liu Yan the steps to step down.

She stopped insisting and sat opposite Mai Xiaoyu and ate together.

"Later, help me change the plaster on my back, as well as the wound, and see if I need to apply some more medicine and re-bandage it."

"Okay. You don't want to eat scallion, garlic, seafood, lamb, these are fats, which are not conducive to wound healing."

"Ok, I know."

During the meal, the two were very calm and had simple exchanges.

Halfway through the meal, there was a banging knock at the door.

There was a loud knock on the door, and a woman shouted: "Liu, open the door!"

Who is so rude.

Mai Xiaoyu frowned slightly, but Liu Yan was extremely nervous.

She held the food in her mouth, and her index finger stood up to her mouth and gestured "shh". She didn't dare to show the atmosphere, and looked at the door nervously.

Bang bang bang!

The knock on the door continued and soon turned into a smashing sound.

The woman's voice grew louder.

"Open the door!"

"Open the door!"

"Hurry up and open the door!"

"Don't hide, there are lights in your room!"

"I know you are hiding inside!"

"All the takeaways just said, it's for your home!"

"Hurry up and open the door to my old lady!"

Mai Xiaoyu looked at Liu Yan in amazement and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Shhh!"

Liu Yan shook her head anxiously.

However, it was too late.

The middle-aged woman outside the door seemed to hear the voice inside the house, furiously: "Who is inside? Ding Youcai, you an unscrupulous ghost, when the old lady turned around, you slipped into the little fairy house..."

This was too ugly to say, Liu Yan couldn't bear it, and quickly ran to open the door.

Can't let the woman outside the door continue to talk nonsense, otherwise, what should I do if I spread it out?

What do the neighbors think of her?

Why is she still living here?

"The shameless little fairy is finally willing to open the door? Where's my husband, Ding Youcai, you **** ghost, get out of my mother!"

The middle-aged woman pushed Liu Yan away, and rushed in fiercely, her stout body like a small tank, running across the ground with a loud sound.

Seeing Mai Xiaoyu on the sofa, she was taken aback for a moment, then rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the house, and scolded Liu Yan: "Where's my husband, where did you hide him?"

"I haven't seen her, he is not here with me."

"Where else can I go without you? Shameless little fairy, there is a man in the room who can't satisfy you, so he has to seduce my husband again!"

"I do not have……"

"Nothing, then you tell me where did my husband go!"

After such a time, there are already a lot of people watching the excitement outside the door, all of them are tenants renting houses next to them.

"What's the quarrel?" A middle-aged man walked in separately to watch the party.

The middle-aged man is the woman's husband Ding Youcai. He was in his forties and was very thin. There was no two or two flesh on his body, just like a stick.

As soon as she saw him, the middle-aged woman rushed over and grabbed his ears and shouted: "Devil, where did you go? Say, were you with the little fairy just now?"

"What about Hulielielie, I just came out of the toilet." Ding Youcai grinned in pain and didn't dare to resist, "You let go first, so many people are watching."

"Look and see, what's so good! A bunch of poor ghosts, who have the time to watch the fun, might as well think about how to make more money!"

The middle-aged woman is so fierce, and after a scream, the onlookers look at the party like birds and beasts.

Mai Xiaoyu looked stunned.

After howling away to watch the party, the middle-aged woman continued to question Ding Youcai: "What did you just say? I'm crazy? Do you dare to say that you didn't hook up with this little fairy?"

"Are you endless? How many times have I told you, don't be suspicious all day if it's okay."

"I'm suspicious? This room has a kitchen and bathroom. The monthly rent was 350. You rented 280 to this little fairy. Dare to say that you two are okay!"

"Enough." Mai Xiaoyu couldn't listen. "You have to make a noise when you go home, don't disturb me eating."

"If you don't tell me, I almost forgot." The middle-aged woman pointed her finger at Liu Yan again, "What about the rent? I promised to pay the rent today and bring it!"

Liu Yan said, "I have a little tight hand these past two days. Can you give me two days? The day after tomorrow, I will definitely collect the rent."

"The day after tomorrow?" The middle-aged woman pointed to the food on the table, "We have money to eat and drink with men, but don't have money to pay the rent? You haven't paid the rent for the last month...Huh!"

Mai Xiaoyu took back the lighter: "It's rude to stop pointing at other people's food in the future. Also, how much does she pay for your rent?"

Mai Xiaoyu burned her finger with a lighter, and she was about to go mad at him, but when she heard the words behind, her eyes lit up: "Last month and this month, a total of five hundred and six, will you pay for her?"

"Five hundred and six..."

Mai Xiaoyu snorted, picked up the handbag, took out a wad of money from it and placed it on the table, which was as many as seven or eight thousand.

This was when Wu Guodong came over during the day and specially gave him a spare.

"Yo, I didn't expect you to be quite rich. Little fairy, are you picking up a rich second generation?"

No wonder the charter wife would say so. She couldn't tell the authenticity of Mai Xiaoyu's branded sportswear, and Mai Xiaoyu's face was bruised and swollen. He really didn't look like a rich man, but like a little white face being beaten up by a soft meal.

Liu Yan's lips squirmed a few times before she swallowed again.

Mai Xiaoyu counted five from the pile of money and pushed it over.

The charterer grabbed it and stuffed it into her pocket, and said dissatisfied: "Not enough, the rent for two months is 560!"

"She owes you one month's rent, two hundred and eight. Today is the fourteenth, less than half this month, one hundred and four. For utilities or something, thirty yuan is enough? So, you have to find me fifty ."

"I'm looking for you fifty?"

"Why, don't want to give it?"

"How to calculate the second half of the month?"

"Tomorrow on the fifteenth, exactly half a month, I can't live anymore, why pay you back?"

"Okay, that's what you said." The chartered woman took out fifty yuan from her pocket and slapped it on the table. "Little fairy, you have to rely on it after tomorrow. Don't blame the old lady for throwing you out! Damn, see enough No, I won't go back with my mother!"

The charter wife wanted to leave, but Mai Xiaoyu stopped her: "Wait a minute, fat woman."

"What are you calling me?" The chartered woman turned around angrily.

"Fat woman. You can call her little fairy, why can't I call you fat woman?"

"you……"

"Stop talking nonsense." Mai Xiaoyu pointed to fifty yuan on the table, "this one is fake money."

"Impossible! You haven't touched it, how do you know it's fake money?"

"Fat woman, do you want to cheat? Okay, I'll call the police and tell you to use fake money and let the police catch you. Article 172 of China's Criminal Law stipulates that you know that it is a counterfeit currency to hold and use it. If you do, you shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment or criminal detention of not more than three years, and a fine of not less than 10,000 yuan but not more than 100,000 yuan. Fat lady, please think carefully."

The proficiency of the legal provisions, the definitive expression, the vowed tone, and the deliberate omission of the phrase "larger amount" can scare the charterer a lot.

Ding Youcai was also scared: "Wife, look quickly, is it real money or fake money."

The charter lady was relieved, picked up the money, rubbed it, touched it, and looked at the light for two full minutes.

Ding Youcai asked, "Really?"

"can not tell."

Mai Xiaoyu held the phone: "Fat woman, should I change it or not?"

Change!

The charterer hurriedly took out a handful of money from her pocket, counted two pieces of twenty yuan and one piece of ten yuan, and handed them to Mai Xiaoyu.

Mai Xiaoyu took it over and checked them one by one.

First, check whether the color of the banknote is uniform, second, check whether the color of the bottom number changes, third check whether there are hidden numbers in the side pattern, fourth check whether the metal wire in the banknote is complete, fifth check whether there is a watermark pattern in the blank space, and sixth touch the lower right corner Whether the blind spot is uneven...

That posture was called a professional, and the bluffing Ding Youcai and his wife were dumbfounded, and they became more and more suspicious that their fifty-fifty coins were counterfeit coins.

A few minutes later, Mai Xiaoyu finished his inspection.

"Fat woman, count you acquainted. If you dare to fool me with fake money, I will call the police to catch you. Get out."

Ding Youcai and his wife were relieved, especially the charter-in-law. They left without the arrogance they had before.

As soon as I left the house, I heard Ding Youcai ask: "How did you collect the money? I didn't find the fifty yuan fake money?"

"I have always been very careful about collecting money. Anything over 50 yuan has been checked with a currency detector... Did you use fake money to exchange the package and steal my old lady's money and go to the shampoo room in the east of the village to find the lady!"

"You are unreasonable!"

"I'm unreasonable? Ding Youcai, Ding Youcai, don't you know what you are? Last month you peeped at someone else’s girl taking a bath...What are you running, are you guilty of being a guilty conscience? You stop for the old woman and look at her. Catch you can't kill you..."

The voices of the couple got farther and farther, and soon there was a crackling sound in the yard downstairs, which caused the dogs in the yard to bark continuously, and the dogs around them also barked.

Hearing the noise outside, Mai Xiaoyu's mouth curled slightly. Taking a cigarette, she silently looked at Liu Yan who was eating a big mouthful.

"The dishes are cold." Mai Xiaoyu said.

Liu Yan said nothing, and ate.

"What do you do? I think your cosmetics and clothes are OK. Why can't you even get two or three hundred dollars?"

Liu Yan hesitated for a moment, and said, "I originally had everything together. I went to the car wash this morning, and the car wash accepted me one hundred and three..."

"One hundred and three? You were slaughtered. Alas, you are pitiful enough to speak of." Mai Xiaoyu sighed, "I found that you are quite strong. From last night to now, you have experienced so many things and never lost a single drop. Tears."

"Crying, is it useful?"

Mai Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up: "Good point."

Liu Yan stopped speaking and continued to eat.

There was less and less food on the plate, but Liu Yan was still eating.

Even after a few full hiccups, he didn't put down his chopsticks.

Mai Xiaoyu doubted: "Just eat it all, there is no need to eat it all."

Liu Yan put down her chopsticks and drank water, and asked, "The fifty yuan just now is real, right?"

Mai Xiaoyu nodded ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Then why are you......"

"No, she is too arrogant, I can't bear it, so I called her a few "fat ladies" by the way."

Liu Yan stopped talking, picked up the chopsticks again, ate all the dishes on the plate, and ate all the rice, and then drank water.

After drinking a few large glasses of water, she suddenly covered her mouth and ran into the bathroom.

"vomit--"

In the bathroom, the sound of vomiting lasted for a while, followed by the sound of flushing, and then the sound of washing face, gargle, and brushing teeth.

When Liu Yan came out of the bathroom, Mai Xiaoyu asked, "What on earth do you want to do?"

Liu Yan walked to Mai Xiaoyu: "This is the fullest time I have eaten since I came to Yanjing."

"Then what?"

Then, begin to undress... (To be continued.)