The Little Fairy Wife Dressed As a Villain

Fearing that his future sister-in-law would be unhappy, Yang Bo deliberately ordered a cup of spiritual flower tea, which girls prefer to drink, and asked the boss to put spiritual honey.

Probably because she was too thirsty, but Xiangzhen didn't dislike the poor quality of the tea, so she drank it all in one gulp.

"Pfft~"

After drinking tea for a while, Xiangzhen suddenly let out a loud fart.

There was a very sour fart smell in the air, Yang Bo couldn't say anything, so he could only hold his breath.

Xiangzhen was so embarrassed that the top of her head was about to smoke.

After finally waiting for the fart smell to dissipate, Yang Bo opened his mouth to breathe in fresh air.

"Puff puff ~"

Xiangzhen let out several loud and smelly serial farts one after another.

Yang Bo was speechless, so he continued to hold his breath.

Fortunately, his cultivation base is advanced, and it is not difficult to seal the five senses. Poor Xiangzhen was hit by the immobilization spell, unable to use her spiritual power, unable to control her body's physiological reactions, and was disgusted and nauseated by her own fart.

The fart smell was so strong that people passing by could smell it, and they were very strange, "It stinks, what's the smell?"

"Why do I smell like someone farted."

"Who farts so stinky, it's too immoral..."

Everyone talked about each other, Xiangzhen's face was flushed, and she didn't dare to breathe, for fear of being found out that it was her who farted.

Being punished by the street to kneel down is enough to be humiliating, but if someone is rumored to have smoked a street by farting, she simply doesn't want to live.

Murphy's Law tells us that the more we fear something, the more likely it will happen.

"Puff puff puff puff ~"

I don't know if it was because I was too nervous or what, Xiangzhen farted again, louder and longer than the previous two times, and the smell was naturally stronger.

The people around immediately covered their noses and ran away like birds and beasts.

"So that fairy was right. Princess Xiangzhen really likes to fart indiscriminately."

"Wa hahaha……"

There was a burst of laughter all around.

Xiangzhen was so angry that her eyes turned black, and she almost fainted.

At this time, she finally realized that there must be something wrong with the tea.

She has been fasting recently, so it is impossible to have a physiological reaction to fart, except that she just drank a cup of spiritual flower tea of ​​unknown origin.

She glared at Yang Bo angrily, "What did you drink for me just now!?"

Yang Bo was stunned for a moment, and replied with a guilty conscience: "It's spiritual flower tea. The boss who sells the tea said it can beautify the skin."

"There is a problem with the tea, go find the tea seller!"

"Oh."

Yang Bo turned around to look for the tea seller, he took a closer look, oh well, there is no shadow of the tea stall.

He quickly pulled a passerby standing by the side of the road and asked, "Where's the old man who sells tea here?"

"Oh, he may close the stall."

"Closed the stall?"

"Yeah, he opens the stall very casually. Sometimes he sells in the morning, sometimes in the afternoon, and sometimes in the evening."

At this time, Yang Bo also realized that there must be something wrong with that person, otherwise he wouldn't have closed the stall as soon as he sold his tea.

"Do you know where he lives?"

The man pointed to the towering giant mountain behind him, "I live on Nuwa Mountain."

"..."

Nima, the entire Tianwaitian is just one Nuwa Mountain. If you don’t live on the mountain, do you live in the sky?

Don't look at this mountain, it's not much smaller than Brahma Realm.

Finding someone is harder than finding a needle in a haystack.

"Do you know the exact address of this man?"

The man didn't make a sound, only made a gesture asking for money.

Yang Bo had no choice but to take out a hundred fairy crystals.

The man didn't answer, didn't say anything, just looked at him with a mocking expression, as if saying, that's it?

Yang Bo gritted his teeth and took out a thousand fairy crystals.

The man directly turned his head to one side, obviously looking down on him.

Yang Bo was so angry that his face turned blue, he simply turned his head to ask others, but after many inquiries, no one knew where the tea seller lived, and even many people didn't know there was a tea seller here.

Xiangzhen who was kneeling on the ground was still farting, Yang Bo had no choice but to go to the person who was standing there with arms crossed and chest watching.

"How much do you want?"

The man chuckled, "I'll show you the way, isn't it too much to have a cup of tea?"

Just as Yang Bo was about to say something, he saw the man pointing at Tianming Pavilion, "I'm not greedy either, just a cup of Tianming Pavilion's Laojunxian tea."

Yang Bo was so angry that he vomited blood.

Laojun Immortal Tea is a high-grade immortal tea in Tianming Pavilion, and a cup costs 600,000 immortal crystals.

He originally went to the roadside to buy spirit flower tea because he was greedy for cheap, but he was tricked into it, and now he has to pay 600,000 yuan instead.

Before today, 600,000 immortal crystals were just a drizzle to Yang Bo.

But it's different now, he has a huge debt, not to mention 600,000, even 60 celestial crystals.

But if I don't find the boss who sells tea, my sister-in-law will continue to fart in the future, and when my eldest brother knows that he has humiliated Xiangzhen for a mere 100,000 immortal crystals, he will definitely not let him off lightly.

Yang Bo could only reluctantly give the other party 600,000 immortal crystals.

"On the mountainside to the east, there is an osmanthus tree with a crooked neck. The old man who sells tea lives in a thatched hut next to the osmanthus tree."

Yang Bo was dubious, "If you dare to lie to me, I will not spare you."

The man was grinning, "Don't worry, I will never change my name or surname when I am a virtuous person, and I will never deceive anyone."

Yang Bo turned around and wanted to find someone, but after walking a few steps, he found Xiu Xian following him, and immediately frowned, "What else do you need?"

Xiuxian shook his head, "It's okay, I'm going home."

Yang Bo glared at him unkindly, turned around and strode forward.

After walking for a while, Yang Bo found that the other party was still following behind him, and was immediately annoyed, "How long are you going to follow?"

The man pointed to the location to the east, "Misunderstanding, I'm going home, I live there."

"..."

No wonder he knew that the old man lived in the east, did he know him?

Yang Bo suddenly thought of something, "Take me to find him."

Xiuxian gestured for money, "Yes."

Yang Bo was about to get angry when he suddenly realized that the two of them had almost left the range of Tianyuan City.

There is no rule against fighting skills outside the city!

Yang Bo had an idea in his mind, and happily gave the other party a million fairy crystals, "As long as you can lead me to find that person, I will definitely 'reward' you well."

Xiuxian smiled and accepted a million immortal crystals, "It's easy to say, you can just give four to five million immortal crystals at that time."

Yang Bo sneered, "Don't worry, I have nothing else but a lot of fairy crystals."

The two left Tianyuan City one after the other and headed towards Nuwa Mountain.

...

After staying away from Hong'an's group, Lin Qianxiao was not in a hurry to find her elder brother, but instead wandered around the city with Mo Yu and Lin Qirui, buying everything that was delicious and interesting.

The guards beside Lin Yu'an were not low on vigilance, and soon realized that someone was following them.

No need to guess who it is.

There happened to be a nice-looking restaurant in front of it, Lin Qian smiled happily and led everyone in to eat.

Lin Qianxiao asked for a private room, ordered a portion of all the signature dishes in the store, and then closed the door to eat.

The Hong'an sent people waited and waited outside, and after waiting for almost two hours, no one in the box came out. Realizing something was wrong, they stepped forward to check, only to find that there was no one in the box.