The Little Medical Concubine of the God of War
Chapter 13: The fart of a big wedding
Mrs. Yun was waiting here in a hurry, but not feeling well there. Who would have thought that the king of the dynasty would be given a laxative at his mansion on the eve of the wedding, and until this morning, there was more diarrhea. Fortunately, the palace His doctor prescribes some medicine, which is better, before I can go to meet my relatives.
In front of the wedding party
"Don't let this king know who did it, otherwise he must be divided into five horses." Mo Wenli didn't dare to say how lucky he was, but after living for so many years, this month was the most unlucky.
Finally arrived at the door of Yunfu, Mo Wenli turned over and got off the horse, who knew he was staggered and almost untenable. If it weren't for the guards beside him to give him a quick hand, he would be embarrassed today.
What Cheng Wang didn't expect was that he would lose his taste in the eyes of the caring people just like that.
When I walked into the main hall without stopping, I saw Yun Mansion all waiting.
"My king is late, and I hope my father-in-law and Mrs. Yun will forgive me."
Mrs. Yun was angry, and did not give Mo Wenli a good face. Seeing that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, Prime Minister Yun hurriedly came out and said, "That's it, let Xue'er come up."
Shen and others helped out Yun Qianxue, who was covered in hijab. Yun Qianxue stepped forward to pay respects to Mrs. Yun and then to Prime Minister Yun and Mrs. Shen. After hearing them say something on the stage, they asked someone to help. On the sedan chair.
Wang Cheng followed him on horseback, and the group of people left mightily, but Yun Ziyue felt that Wang Cheng was so wrong today? A few days ago, I even asked her to bow her teeth and claws. When I saw her today, not only her face was pale, her speech weak, and how could she walk in such a strange posture?
Wouldn't be fooled again? However, after thinking about it for a long time, I didn't figure out who it was, so I simply didn't want to. This prince usually offends many people. She was not among today's family members, so Shi Shiran returned to Liu Pavilion and yawned. She got up too early today, and she wanted to go to sleep.
Chengwangfu
The big wedding was carried out in accordance with the established regulations, which also brought an end to the misfortune.
The emperor did not come today, so the only person sitting in the first place was Concubine Jing. Seeing the son and daughter-in-law who held the red silk walking slowly, Concubine Jing's frustrated mood for a few days finally felt better.
It's just that the smile that was about to raise is destined to only hang on the corner of his mouth awkwardly.
"Worship to heaven and earth."
"Puff—" No one expected that there would be a fart sound on such a festive day, and then everyone smelled a very strong smell.
The people in the auditorium were too busy to cover their noses, and some young ladies couldn't bear it and started to retching, and the source of the sound was His Royal Highness, who was worshipping with a green face at this time.
The ceremonial officer was probably also a person who had experienced strong winds and waves. Seeing that the situation was not good, the couple quickly worshipped and sent them to the bridal chamber.
Needless to say, Concubine Jing, she can smell the odor, but she still can’t cover her nose, probably after some comfort, she forced her smirk and asked the people to invite everyone to a banquet. It’s just I don't know how many people can eat, but Xu Zhizhou, who has witnessed everything, can't eat anymore.
He could only endure his laughter and mourn Mo Wenli in silence. The person who was stared at by his elder brother would not die, but he was afraid that life would be worse than death. Who would let him bully Yue'er without having eyes?
The second day
It is rumored in Beijing that Mo Wenli not only has the habit of breaking sleeves, but also the one who was crushed. It is said that he knew that Mo Wenli was married and could not stop it, so he could only toss Mo Wenli fiercely and let this person be The three princes of North Korea not only missed the auspicious time on the day of their wedding, but they also looked pale and couldn't stand still! However, all major families remained silent about the fart at Mo Wenli's wedding.
When Yun Ziyue woke up early in the morning and heard these things, Le'er almost couldn't stand up. She knows that, whether in modern times or in ancient times, the spread of this rumor is extremely fast, and The spread became more and more lifelike, and some people even wrote scripts called "The Love, Hate, and Enmity of the Husband" and "The Mysterious Man Behind the Prince"? This brain hole is really awesome!
Mingxia watched her young lady laugh so happily early in the morning, and she couldn't help showing her smile. After her disappearance, the young lady changed, and now the young lady finally looks like she used to be.
"My Royal Highness, you didn't send someone to do the King Cheng thing, right?" Ji Xiaoyao asked seriously looking at someone who was practicing martial arts.
Mo Jinyao walked to the white jade chair and took a sip of tea slowly, "Of course not, I will kill him directly."
"..." OK, full marks for this reason.
Before Ji Xiaoyao could finish talking about it, Mo Jinyao calmly said, "However, I sent someone to publicize the rumors this morning."
"..." What else could he say? The rumors that came out today almost made him laugh to death. You are still cruel.
And the person who really took the laxative was in a quiet courtyard in the capital at this time.
In the courtyard, a handsome man in white clothes was sitting quietly reading a book. Under the warm halo in the afternoon, the man's perfect profile is coated with a gentle light and shadow, which is even more mysterious and beautiful.
"Brother, don't you go and see Yue'er?" Xu Zhizhou's steady footsteps sounded behind him.
"The time is up, I'll meet you. It's interesting that Yue'er's future husband is here." The man reading the book did not look up, but his voice contained a reassuring feeling.
Of course Xu Zhizhou knew what the eldest brother was referring to. Wang Chen and the eldest brother joined forces... he couldn't even think about it, and hoped that Cheng Wang would not give them this opportunity, it would be dead.
"How is the son of the Ji family?" Xu Zhimo asked nonchalantly. Xu Zhizhou was taken aback for a moment before he realized that his eldest brother was talking about Ji Xiaoyao, and leaned forward and replied, "Of course, the son of the Ji family can't be wrong, but... that person looks like a dude."
Xu Zhimo smiled slightly, dude...he used to be very timid.
"Miss, Chen Wangfu has sent a book." Mingxia ran in with joy, and the old lady asked her to come over.
Yun Ziyue nodded, and looked up at Mingxia looking like he wanted to say, "What else is there?"
"Miss, have you forgotten? Today is the day when King Cheng and Concubine Cheng return home." It is a coincidence or man-made that I have chosen to send a book today.
Yun Ziyue was also taken aback, yes, yesterday's big wedding, it's time to return today. However, it is also difficult for the ink to drip. It was so ugly yesterday, and now rumors are flying all over the sky, and he has to accompany Yun Qianxue back to the door as if nothing had happened.
Yun Ziyue sorted out the wrinkle-free clothes, got up and "let's go."
In the hall, the people who became Wang Cheng Wang and Chen Wang arrived at almost the same time. At this time, they were all sitting and talking in the hall, and Mrs. Yun and Mo Jinyao naturally sat in the main seat.
It can be said that Prime Minister Yun is born with a fear of Chen Wang, a young man who is more than twenty years younger than himself. Although Wang Chen has always had a kind expression, he is afraid that the emperor's only favorite emperor will treat him when he is unhappy. The prime minister's mansion was demolished.
Look at the black face of the three princes sitting next to him. They feel miserable inside. Both of them are not something he can afford. You can only pray in your heart to become a king and be calm, and don't rush into it. The little ancestor who was sitting first, otherwise something happened to the king, and the prime minister's mansion was the one who suffered in the end.
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