The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Fengshui took turns. When Empress Liu was still there, Pang’s family was in full swing, Pang’s empress’s mother was in the world, and Pang Taishi was in power, and Kaifeng Mansion still had to fear his frame.

But now, Taishi Pang mistakenly swallowed feces with the release of the "Tokyo Daily". He thought it was a laughingstock and became the gun of others, making the first shot of the gossip version in one fell swoop.

Although there are comments at the end of the report, this page also claims that the main theme is to comment on current affairs, but anyone with a bit of brain can understand that this is basically gossip.

Taishi Pang and the people who attended the banquet that day were so angry and anxious that they were too embarrassed to go out for days, and their names were all named.

Taishi Pang was angry and criticized the editorial department in a letter. Even if the "Tokyo Daily" has a procuratorial function, you can't ignore his face, right? In the past, there were literati in the literary and artistic version, but the old man was not so cruel!

When people expose Laodice, they are talking about character and level, but he is mocked by the whole people.

However, Renzong made a mess. The Tokyo Daily’s willingness was to warn everyone not to harm themselves by gluttony, and to take this matter as a warning. After all, this matter of you is very representative and can best express the meaning of warning...

Besides, this is already on sale. Is it necessary to take it back, or post an apology, saying that we are sorry that we exposed your scandal?

——I can’t lie, saying that Lao Pang didn’t drink dung soup at all, right?

After all, it means to cover up the "Tokyo Daily".

The "Tokyo Daily" is also covered by two powerful government offices. Renzong does not call the shots. Taishi Pang is now completely out of touch. If he dared to provoke him, he had to turn around and be polite.

Taishi Pang had no idea that Kaifeng Mansion had been collecting his handles secretly. Bai Yutang saw that he had passed his birthday, and maybe he would have something to gain. As a result, he squatted to such a gossip and broke the news ruthlessly. Taishi Pang himself is still guessing who passed it out.

Taishi Pang thought again that the "Tokyo Daily" would harm him in this way. After much deliberation, it must be the idea of ​​Kaifeng Prefecture. I heard that the "Tokyo Daily" is based on the "Kaifeng Prefecture Daily". The two have a close relationship. All this is probably the ghost idea of ​​the little official named Yun Yanhui under Bao Zheng!

Taishi Pang secretly hated Yun Yan-it was nothing, he had always been dissatisfied with the entire Kaifeng Mansion, and now no one cared. Yun Yanhui didn't care even more, and if he had more troubles, he would be stronger.

This time, many powerful people were watching the excitement. The Pang family was so arrogant before and many people were offended.

When many people are eating puffer fish, they will mention Master Pang Tai, and everyone laughs tacitly, and at the same time learns a lesson.

On the contrary, there are quite a few people who are afraid of this current affairs commentary. Today it is Master Pang who planted it. If they make any jokes in the future, who knows whether they will be published? That embarrassment can be lost to the streets.

The Biggest Winner Gossip Edition steps on the reputation of Pang Taishi and others, and its popularity is among the common people, almost comparable to the comic strip. If you want to continue working hard to make good news, surpassing is just around the corner.

...

Knowing that I was going to give a lecture at the Imperial Medical Bureau recently, I went to live there.

The daily practice of the students of the Imperial Medical Bureau is to diagnose and treat students from other schools. After knowing the passage, I met the students of the Imperial Medical Bureau to conduct practical lessons and diagnose and treat the students of Guozixue.

A group of students from the Imperial Medical Bureau entered the Guozixue with a medicine box. Because it is difficult to diagnose and treat children, they are not competent. This time it is for college students.

Those elementary school students were lying on the window, watching the doctors reserve outside.

Obviously waiting for the professor to follow, Qiu Dafu watched and suddenly shouted, "Shi Gaobi, your brother is there too!"

——Qiu Dafu naturally would not know Xiaobao, he was talking about Yun Yanhui.

When Yun Yan came back, he was waiting with Xiaobao by his side, holding a food box in his hand. After he heard that he came, he came directly to Guozixue, and he also made some food and brought it over.

The little tiger was sitting in his seat very coldly. When Qiu Dafu said this, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he squeezed to the window. When he saw that it was Brother Yan, he shouted: "Brother!"

Yun Yan heard the little tiger's voice, followed by looking over, showing a smile, and beckoning to him.

Now Xiaohuo's classmates also saw Yun Yanhui, "Shi Gaobi's brother looks really like Shi Gaobi!"

"Why is Shi Gaobi's brother here? Isn't his family all in Guizhou?"

"Didn't Qiu Dafu last time that Shi Gaobi's brother recognized him? None of the surnames are Shi."

"How can you recognize it if you look so alike?"

The little tiger started to turn the window and was stopped by Qiu Dafu: "Shi Gaobi, Mr. will be back soon, where are you going?"

The little tiger hesitated, but still retracted his legs. He promised that Ge Yan would be a good student.

When he came back in this way, the other classmates asked him and his brother carefully.

The little tiger was very vigilant, for fear that someone would look at his brother and rob him, without saying a word.

...

On the other hand, Yun Yanhui was right and said: "Master, that's a little tiger. How about it. I haven't seen it in a few years. Can you recognize it?"

"How can he not recognize him as you were when you were a child?" He smiled clearly, "You are very destined."

A group of people went to Guozixue to check the pulse of the students one by one.

There are thousands of students in Guozixue, and there is no end to the diagnosis and treatment in one day, so it takes a few days to come.

I sat aside clearly, nothing happened for the time being, just waiting for a while to check the medical records. When Yun Yan returned, he put the food box on the table and opened it, revealing the two dishes inside, and the aroma came to his face.

"Amitabha Buddha," he took a clear look, then said Buddha, frowned, "How to burn the meat?"

The one on the left looks like tofu, and the one on the right is fried pork slices, which are very homely dishes.

"It's not meat," Yun Yan took out the chopsticks back, and took a piece of meat. "You can eat it."

Knowing Yun Yanhui clearly, he took a bite dubiously, biting in his mouth, with a bit of pork aroma, toughness, and a lot of spices. At first, it was really easy to mistake the taste for meat. However, after a few chews, you will find that there is still a refreshing fragrance of fruits and vegetables... This is actually a vegetable!

"This is fake fried meat, made with gourd meat and bran." Yun Yan said back, "This is not possible, you really ate fake meat."

The gourd and bran are marinated in various ingredients, sliced ​​into thin slices, and added with lard and spices. The effect is almost fake. However, this is actually a vegetarian dish with a meaty meaty aroma, but it is still a vegetable and easy to eat.

Knowingly, I couldn't laugh or cry, "You, do you think about it?"

"I'm also thinking about the great monks," Yun Yan replied confidently, "Improve Su Zhai. You can bring it back to the kitchen when you do."

"It's been, it's." It was clearly said, but he knew in his heart that this thing must be very popular in various monasteries. Not only monks like it, but pilgrims will like it. This is the case in this era.

"Try another dish?" Yun Yan replied, "You have a bad mouth, this is rice tofu."

Although there are many tofu products at present, rice tofu has not been heard before. This is a famous dish in Sichuan, Hunan and other places in the future. It is made by grinding rice into rice milk.

Yunyanhui cooks cold dishes. Rice tofu is cut into small square pieces. The color is different from ordinary tofu. It is light yellow and has a much more delicate texture. A pool of sauce is sprinkled on it, which looks just so good. People have a lot of appetite.

Yunyan took out the spoon and stirred the sauce evenly. Rice tofu is especially delicious no matter how it is made. It can be cold or braised. It can be used as a dinner or a snack.

In addition to cold salad, stir-fry with minced meat and stir-fry with bean paste are Yun Yanhui's favorite ways to eat.

Obviously I scooped a piece in my mouth. This taste is thicker than water tofu, with the fragrant flavor of rice, smooth and refreshing. The spicy and slightly sour sauce adds a lot of color, and the fragrance of rice is accompanied by the aroma of the sauce. The tofu is easily bitten and spreads in the mouth, appetizing and easy to eat.

Whether this dish of cold rice tofu or fake fried meat, the taste is heavy and belongs to the meal.

When I get older, I like to eat more heavy flavors, otherwise the mouth will be dull and tasteless. Obviously, I hadn't had a good appetite recently and I didn't use much food, but now I really want to eat.

Yun Yanhui did not pretend rice, but he could ask people from Guozixue to borrow it. When he looked up, he found that many people were staring here.

It was clear that he also found out that he still had a spoonful of rice tofu in his hand, and put it down embarrassingly at this moment, wondering if they mistakenly thought they were eating meat in the dish?

At this time, Yu Ran and Yun Yan saw that the eyes of those people fell with the spoon of understanding.

Okay, it doesn’t matter whether it’s meat or not...

Yun Yan replied: "..."

The people from Guozixue were particularly unhappy. It was almost time for lunch. They were seeing a doctor here, and the members of the Imperial Medical Bureau were eating next to them, and it seemed that they all made people want to swallow. You know, their canteen tastes very ordinary!

Even the people from the Imperial Medical Bureau showed a strange look. Yun Yan replied that he had made two small dishes to honor Master. Everyone thought it was Su Zhai. It must have been Yun Yanhui who knew that Master had a bad appetite, so he was filial piety, or they persuaded him. However, as soon as you come in, eat it while it is hot, and don't waste the apprentice's filial piety.

Who knows, pit yourself... How can there be such a tempting side dish?

Yun Yan was relatively calm back, and asked someone from Guozi to make a bowl of rice in their cafeteria and gave Ran a side dish.

Now, it was obvious that he was too embarrassed to eat. He asked the Imperial Medical Bureau and the professors of Guozixue to eat a little.

Yun Yan thought they would reject it, who knows that these people hesitated for a moment, and accepted it with a gracious look!

Professors, you share one bite at a time, while the students kept swallowing, and finally rushed to the cafeteria when the meal started.

The cafeteria made tofu today. It was originally unpopular. I didn’t expect that today, there are so many students who want to make tofu. The people who called the cafeteria were a bit surprised. The guys at this age are not happy with meat. In the past, meat is the most popular. Welcome.

These people actually watched the professors eat rice and tofu like they tasted, so they also came to make tofu. But firstly, they made water tofu, and secondly, they didn't have such sauces. The taste was very faint in the mouth, and there was no imaginary taste.

The extremely disappointed Guozixue students asked after returning, where they bought the tofu.

People from the Imperial Medical Bureau knew, and said: "This is respected by the Zen master's beloved disciple! It looks like fried meat, but in fact, it is a vegetable dish!"

So these people asked Yun Yan where he bought it again, and became more interested. Whether it was eating it for himself or giving it to the elders in the family, it was a good choice.

The people from Guozi School knew who Yun Yanhui was and explained: "Don't think about it, Mr. Yun is from Kaifeng Mansion. This must be the dishes in the Kaifeng Mansion Canteen. If you want to eat it, try to enter Kaifeng Mansion in the future."

No one in Bianjing has heard of the reputation of Kaifeng’s canteen dishes, but it is also famous that they will not sell canteen dishes to the outside world.

"I made this for Master. I will also have the cafeteria menu some days later. Hey, no, now the Kaifeng prefectural school and the prefectural government share the canteen," Yun Yan said with a smile and said terrible words, "If you are If you want to, you don’t have to wait to enter the yamen in the future, you can transfer to our Kaifeng Fu school now—"

"Cough cough cough!"

The doctors and professors of Guozixue all coughed violently.

"Mr. Yun, stop kidding!"

"Speak carefully, speak carefully."

The teachers of Guozixue are facing the enemy, for fear that the students will be lured by eating.

However, the students of Guozixue were not as unethical as their teacher thought. Instead, they booed, "It's better to transfer to our school, Mr. Yun!"

"That's right, Mr. Yun is here, and he will definitely give you excellent conditions, as long as you bring Kaifeng Mansion canteen food."

"Yes, Mr. Yun, think about it, Guozixue sincerely invite you!"

As soon as the students said, those teachers also remembered, yes, they can completely kill them! So, they joined together!

"That's right, I can do it!"

"Mr. Yun, don't hesitate to mention any conditions, Guozixue is very sincere!"

"You can grow vegetables even if you want to..."

Yun Yan almost laughed out loud. It was too funny to see the teachers and students of the highest institutions saying these words with serious expressions. I didn't expect them to be quite humorous. "In your hearts, I just open up wasteland and find people. Is it the land? If I change the hilltop in the future, I won’t learn how to cultivate land in Guozi!"

Everyone saw his unfinished meaning in his words, and they all asked the venue and asked: "Then how are you doing?"

"Kaifeng Mansion farms, that is Kaifeng Mansion poor!" Yun Yan laughed back, "If I am studying in Guozi, I will hold a parent meeting and imply that everyone will give me gifts! You will get rich in one go, haha!"

Everyone: "..."