The Little Superman of Hogwarts

Keli felt like he had a dream. In the dream, he used Superman's superpowers to wreak havoc.

What are Keli's superpowers now?

Single-handed pulling force - about 400 tons

Flight speed - 60~70 kilometers per hour. With a tailwind, the speed can exceed 100 kilometers per hour.

X-ray vision - can already see through thin plates about 2cm thick, or three or four centimeters of human tissue.

Body strength - almost completely immune to damage below nuclear weapons. Currently, the only Muggle weapons that can harm Keli are nuclear weapons and hypersonic missiles (but hypersonic missiles have not yet appeared at this time and will have to wait until after 2000).

Heat ray - easily melts steel (about 2000 degrees)

Freezing gas - instantaneous liquefaction of oxygen, below minus 180 degrees

Super memory - reads 4 books every half hour (simultaneously with both hands).

Many other incredible superpowers are gradually appearing on Keli's body. His Superman bloodline is gradually growing with age.

Keli first unified the entire prison, and selected criminals according to their files - those who committed serious criminal offenses were sent to see God on the spot, and others were fully armed and required to become his slave soldiers, otherwise they would die.

In the medieval Papal background, Keli began to wreak havoc - first using the gap between the rich and the poor among civilians, the Papacy, and the nobles to start a big "bewitchment", the main content of which included:

Equal land rights, one family in the world, sharing peace, overthrowing the Papacy, being the master of one's own affairs...

Subsequently, Keli established an organization called the "Flying Spaghetti Monster Church". The outline document of this organization is the "Noodle Sutra", the main content of which includes:

The universe was created by a ball of spaghetti. On the first day, this ball of spaghetti created light. On the second day, it created space and time...

The whole thing is to replace "God" in the "Bible" with [Spaghetti]. In the eyes of the Papacy, this is definitely an absolutely reactionary product!

However, combined with slogans that have real substance, such as equal land rights and one family in the world, the team led by Keli reached a huge 50,000 people in a few months.

You must know that this is just the British Isles. In the era of Slytherin, the total population was only over 1 million. An armed force of 50,000 people is equivalent to China (1.4 billion people) suddenly having an organization with 70 million soldiers!

Keli was invincible and took the entire British Isles in half a year, establishing the "Spaghetti God Kingdom"! All the troops had a ridiculous title: [Noodle Army].

It was not until this time that the people of the Papacy really began to value Keli, and carefully studied Keli's theory. They found it absurd... Spaghetti God Kingdom??

Keli calls himself the Pope of the [Spaghetti Church], and sets up seven archbishops under his command, each leading a [Noodle Army], and begins to advance from France to Rome.

Keli also divided the entire Europe into [Seven War Zones]. At this time, Europe had just arrived in the Middle Ages, which was the most fanatical era of religious forces. At this time, ordinary people in Europe, to be honest - everyone lived like slaves, almost like black slaves, and were greatly restricted by religion.

Keli decisively added a clause to the [Spaghetti God Church] doctrine: "Everyone is equal and advocates freedom." Then a frenzy came with the attack of the Spaghetti God Church.

In just three years, Keli unified the entire Europe, and Europe became a huge "kingdom", and Keli became the first [Noodle King].

In the final battle, the Pope of Rome led more than 500,000 crusaders, and the actual number exceeded one million, claiming to be an army of 500,000, facing off head-on.

Unfortunately, this battle was anticlimactic - Keli easily used his superpowers and flew up... He even breathed fire on Rome...

The Roman side sent hundreds of wizards to fight Keli, but when it comes to close combat, a hundred Dumbledores combined are no match for Keli! You are not even as good as Dumbledore, how dare you claim to fight me?

After the Pope's direct army was completely wiped out, the battle lost its meaning, and Keli only spent three days to end the final battle.

At the end of the final battle, the Pope cursed angrily: "Even 500,000 pigs can't be caught in three days and three nights!"

In the end, the poor Pope was killed on the guillotine - this thing was originally the invention of Louis XVI, but it was made by Keli in advance and became Keli's invention.

Subsequently, [Noodle King I - Salazar Slytherin] officially ascended the throne and became the Pope of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Church.

After Europe was unified, Keli first found the real wizards and learned the abilities of wizards. In this long dream, he seemed to have learned tens of thousands of spells, and these spells were firmly remembered in Keli's heart.

Killing the Pope completed the first task; learning magic completed the third task.

In the end, Keli only had the second task left, which he could not complete for a long time - according to Keli's investigation - the Papacy in England at that time received an anonymous report letter, which detailed the addresses of many wizards. These people from the Papacy took troops and their own wizards to arrest people. In the end, Salazar Slytherin's parents were quickly arrested, and almost all of them were executed on the spot after being arrested.

Subsequently, Keli obtained this anonymous letter, but this letter had been rewritten by a Muggle - that is to say, the person who actually wrote the letter had never been in contact with this letter, and that Muggle had already died in the war.

The clues were suddenly cut off at this Muggle, and Keli fell into a stalemate. Although the Papacy's executioners and actual controllers had long since died, it would not be considered a completed task without finding the real "informer".

After Keli became king in the identity of Salazar Slytherin, he did many good things that benefited the country and the people. The European Renaissance even started ahead of schedule, and Keli also learned many things from these people.

He stayed on the throne for a full thirty years, until thirty years later, he abdicated and handed it over to one of his sons - yes, he got married in the dream world and had a child. This queen was a descendant of the largest dynasty in France, the Capetian dynasty. Marrying her could save at least a year of development time.

Although Keli always knew that he was in Slytherin's test, it was too real here, and it was simply impossible for Keli to separate the truth from the falsehood.

Until thirty years later, Keli's Superman superpowers had not made any progress - because this is, after all, a false world, and the actual time has not moved at all.

But Keli's magic ability, let's put it this way, if Keli thirty years ago could get 12 Os in the wizard exam, now he can get 100 Os!

Keli spent nearly forty years in the blink of an eye, but even at this time, he still has not completed "Task Two, avenge his parents!"