The Live Broadcast Invited Monks To Perform Rituals And Turn On The Light Bulbs!
Chapter 101 I Quit Internet Addiction! Not Internet Addiction! (Please Customize!)
At this moment, not far away, a young man walked over while holding a mobile phone while broadcasting live.
"Brothers, today I'm here to explore this unfinished building. It is said that this unfinished building once killed people. It is very eerie!"
The young man talked freely into the live broadcast room without any embarrassment. Obviously, he was an old anchor.
And this person is none other than Chu Pingshen, the first outdoor anchor brother whom I haven't seen for a long time, brother Shen!
Since the last phishing incident, Chu Pingshen's emoticon package has been spreading wildly all over the Internet!
Especially Chu Pingshen's sentence "he is already at a level that I can't understand" hit the laughing point of countless netizens.
This also caused the popularity of Chu Pingshen's live broadcast room to skyrocket!
Even though more than half of the people in Chu Pingshen's live broadcasting room have gone to Chu Pingshen's live broadcast now because of Qian Yingzhe's broadcast, the remaining traffic is not much inferior to that of Chu Pingshen's peak period!
Another main reason for this is that because Yu Yingzhe often broke the circle, many netizens who were not interested in outdoor live broadcasts began to pay attention to the field of outdoor live broadcasts!
Today, Chu Pingshen started the live broadcast, intending to bring netizens to explore this unfinished building.
As for the murder case in this unfinished building, it is naturally Fan Ping's own.
To make money for the whole gimmick, don't be shabby!
Not everyone can live one after another like Qian Yingzhe's "103"!
"Huh? Isn't that our Brother Shen? Why is Brother Shen here?"
"That's right, why did Brother Shen come here?"
"It can't be such a coincidence, can it? Two people bumped into each other again?"
"Damn it, hahahahahaha, I can't help laughing already!"
"Fuck, it's getting interesting!"
"Hahahahaha, the last time I just saw fishing in the seafood market, I was so confused by Brother Shen, but now the whole job is probably even more explosive than fishing in the seafood market!"
"I have a hunch that brother Shen is going to contribute another emoticon pack!"
"Hahahahahahaha, sorry, I just started laughing!"
The sand sculpture netizens in Yu Yingzhe's live broadcast room quickly noticed Chu Pingshen and started talking about it.
At this time, Chu Pingshen also noticed Yu Yingzhe in the unfinished building.
Seeing Yu Yingzhe, Chu Pingshen couldn't help being slightly taken aback.
why is he here
Chu Pingshen was a little confused.
But after thinking about it, Chu Pingshen decided to go up and see what happened.
Not to mention, as long as a big anchor like Yu Yingzhe can gain a little popularity, it will be a qualitative leap for him!
That's right.
Yu Yingzhe is now a well-deserved first brother on the live broadcast platform, Chu Pingshen has no idea of competing with Yu Yingzhe at all, he just wants to follow the popularity!
Soon, Chu Pingshen came to the side of the unfinished building, and secretly observed the two of them.
The atmosphere in the unfinished building is oppressive and heavy!
Teacher Chen looked at Yu Yingzhe, his eyes were full of fear, if his legs were not a little weak, otherwise he would turn around and run away!
Now this scene is too embarrassing!
Even if there are no ghosts, this person is definitely not normal!
Not to mention children with Internet addiction here, there is not even a computer!
Yu Yingzhe looked at Mr. Chen, feeling a little puzzled in his heart. He never thought that Mr. Chen had already thought about ghosts and monsters.
After pondering for a moment, Yu Yingzhe spoke again: "Mr. Chen, it's right here."
After finishing speaking, Yu Yingzhe walked to the corner under Teacher Chen's horrified gaze.
In the corner, there is nothing.
Teacher Chen's face suddenly turned pale, and even his lips were trembling!
Really hit a ghost in broad daylight!
Either it's a ghost, or this young man is mentally ill!
Except for some spider webs, there is nothing in this corner!
Um?
cobweb?
Teacher Chen suddenly sensed something faintly wrong in his heart, but he still couldn't grasp what the truth was.
finally.
Yu Yingzhe pointed to the spider on the cobweb in the corner, and said, "Mr. Chen, aren't you a mentor to get rid of Internet addiction? Look, can you help it quit Internet addiction?"
After listening to Yu Yingzhe's words.
Teacher Chen was taken aback for a moment, but didn't seem to react.
And when he finally reacted, the look of fear on Teacher Chen's face disappeared in an instant!
The eyes are rounded little by little!
Open your mouth little by little!
Teacher Chen was stunned. Looking at the spider on the web in the corner, he couldn't believe his eyes and ears!
That expression is even more exciting than seeing a ghost!
⋯⋯⋯⋯ Internet Addiction?
to the spider???
Time seems to freeze at this moment!
Teacher Chen finally moved his eyes away from the spiders on the web, and looked at Yu Yingzhe in disbelief, feeling a thousand horses galloping past in his heart!
It turns out that this is the serious Internet addiction?
This horse is a spider!
Can the spider's web addiction be serious?!
Give spiders a break from web addiction, thanks to you who can think of it!!!
It's against the sky!
No, how do you feel that it seems reasonable to give spiders abstinence from web addiction?
Spiders are addicted to the web!
Teacher Chen couldn't turn his head around for a while, covered his mouth with his hands on his cheeks, and fell into big thoughts.
Yes, it is normal for spiders to have web addiction!
There seems to be no problem?
It's all right, hell!
Teacher Chen's clever IQ finally reoccupied the high ground, and he reacted immediately!
What I quit was Internet addiction!
It's an Internet addiction!
It's a game!
Do you understand the game?
Not a spider web!!!
And at this time!
Chu Pingshen on the side was completely dumbfounded!!!
Even if he doesn't know the cause and effect of this matter!
However, from the conversation between Yu Yingzhe and Teacher Chen just now, he heard enough information to shock his whole family for 10,000 years!
Please quit the Internet addiction mentor, give the spider abstinence from the Internet?
Wojnima?
It's also nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good at it?!
Originally, Chu Pingshen thought that the live broadcast of fish market fishing was already the king of the entertainment industry, but when he saw Yu Yingzhe today, Chu Pingshen realized that he was still too naive!
This is riding a horse!
The Wang Zhongwang ham sausage in the whole living world!
Chu Pingshen felt that even if he killed himself, he couldn't think of such an explosive job!
And the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing at this moment!
"Hahahahahahahaha! The abstract emperor exploded!"
"Hahahahahaha, killing crazy, really crazy! It's too abstract!"
"Give me a hundred heads, and I can't think of such an abstract job!"
"Kneeling and watching it! It's hard for me to calculate the area of Teacher Chen's psychological shadow."
"No, look at Brother Shen, hahahahaha, Brother Shen is really a man who grows in my smile, and his expression is even more exciting!"
"Hiss, what the fuck, brother Shen's expression reminds me of when I secretly beat the king at school, and when I turned around, the head teacher was staring at me from the window!"
"The sense of substitution is very strong, I have already started laughing!"
"hahahahahahahaha!"
"It's so vile, it's too stupid, but I still can't help but burst out laughing! I think the anchor is mentally ill even if I'm mentally ill!"
"I feel that at this time, Teacher Chen's heart is extremely full!"
"Mr. Chen has great doubts in his small glasses! Facts have proved that the money of the abstract emperor is not easy to earn!"
"That's not only hard to earn? I think it's just three views to exchange for money! Hahahahaha!"
"I even feel that this scene has a stronger impact on Mr. Chen than there are ghosts, and the whole person is stunned!"
"+1!"
Just like what netizens said, Mr. Chen is not well at the moment, staring at the spiders on the web...
Time passed by like this.
Teacher Chen didn't speak.
Spiders suffering from severe internet addiction naturally did not speak—mainly because they could not speak.
If it can talk, it must also ask, what is this horse riding?
One person, one spider, looking at each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears!
At this time, silence is better than sound, and the atmosphere reached its climax in this silence!
Now the more there is no sound, the more silent, the happier the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room are laughing!
Teacher Chen remembered what he said when Yu Yingzhe contacted him.
"Not to mention 100%, at least 70% to 80% can cure Internet addiction!"
"Our mentor, can give you a bridge of communication!"
Thinking of this sentence, Teacher Chen wanted to slap himself twice!
What a bragging!
You should have made it clear in advance!
Humans only!
Not even primates!
right!
Teacher Chen suddenly began to wonder if someone would ask him to treat the monkeys in the zoo!
As for sincerity is the best nirvana?
But in the face of this non-human creature, it's useless for him to take out his heart!
Which god released this evildoer!
Hurry up and accept this monster!
Teacher Chen wants to cry but has no tears!
If I had known it was for spiders to quit their web addiction, I wouldn’t have said anything!
Totally a money fanatic!
As soon as I heard about the additional money and received the consulting fee, I immediately ran over!
But I didn't expect that this guy is not a normal person!
finally.
After a long time, Teacher Chen 3.1 spoke slowly.
Teacher Chen took a deep breath, but his voice trembled slightly: "Young man, I am quitting Internet addiction... No, I am not quitting this Internet addiction!"
"Um?"
Yu Yingzhe pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Can't I quit this?"
"..."
Teacher Chen hesitated to speak for countless times, and finally said: "This is not a question of quitting or not, this is!"
"This riding horse is a spider, and the spider weaves a web, won't anyone want to quit?"
"It's really not possible, you can find an insect expert, I, I am an innocent psychological counselor!!!"
At the end of Teacher Chen's speech, she almost cried!
Finally, Teacher Chen took a deep breath and took out his mobile phone: "The money you paid, after deducting the car fare, I can... refund the rest of the money to you!"
After finishing speaking, Teacher Chen was afraid that Yu Yingzhe would reject him, so he insisted on letting him quit the spider's internet addiction, and immediately prepared to transfer the money.
It was at this time that the sound of mission completion finally sounded in Yu Yingzhe's mind.
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